Mooj's page

I'm opening an escort service for swine.

Interested?

"Oh yeah!"

Mooj: NPC from the Dead Reckoning pbp. Rooted a pig on the sly while the PCs watched....

"Don't be stupid Kamada. I be the cook, you wants me te piss in yer food?"

Mooj slinks away.

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Mooj falls asleep.

"Ooooh piggie."

Mooj leaves the crossbow on the sacks and sneaks over to the pigs. You hear gambling and drinking in the background.

A little later.

"Mooj is watching you. Yes, yes, the mooj is watching."

Mooj is like the complete opposite of Sujahayak, or Sooj. He looks small and weak.

He fondles the crossbow a little; it accidentally fires a bolt into the floor in front of the gate.

"Whoops! Hehehehee."

"I'm gonna go check the pigs, Captain."