He lives....in mah belleh!!!
(I put a Captain Razor action figure in there. Don't tell him)
Alright, put in my new vote. Not the kraken-god, because he leads snorks. Not the shark guy, because he drives me crazy. So Cap' Razor it is!
Alright, put in my new vote. Not the kraken-god, because he leads snorks. Not the shark guy, because he drives me crazy. So Cap' Razor it is!
Welcome Aboard!
Now, there's this little hazing ritual...
Alright, put in my new vote. Not the kraken-god, because he leads snorks. Not the shark guy, because he drives me crazy. So Cap' Razor it is!Welcome Aboard!
Now, there's this little hazing ritual...
Watch it, Razor. I got 500 Magic Missile scrolls and I ain't afraid to use 'em.
Go ahead! Vote for Razor! Throw you're vote away!!! ;-)
Alright, put in my new vote. Not the kraken-god, because he leads snorks. Not the shark guy, because he drives me crazy. So Cap' Razor it is!Welcome Aboard!
Now, there's this little hazing ritual...
Feed him to th' sharks! nyuknyuknyuknyuknyuk!
No rithpect I tells ya!
Captain Razor is the sharpest candidate! He's got an edge on the competition!
He should get out of the race and gimme his votes.
Its tight between Dajobas and Harthagoa again!
Yoda's hiding on Dajobas. Better ask somebody.
Looks like, among Jabberjaw, the squid, and and Whats-His-Name the pirate, none of them hate snorks. No vote for them.
Mmmmmmm....12 colossal pizzas with double kobold toppings. Dasdy.
Hwa? Kobolds are good for ya. They taste like chicken.
mmmm......Crisco.....
Pirates are kewl, giant kraken are even kewler ... but for sheer monkey-hindbrain gibbering terror, there is nothing like the sight of a humongous aquatic killing machine with flat black dead doll eyes and nasty sharp pointy teeth rushing towards you. 'Course I might be prejudiced since I live close to where they filmed Jaws...
shudder
All hail the Shark god!
Mmmmmmm....12 colossal pizzas with double kobold toppings. Dasdy.
...
...why do you have a rubber crocodile in your mouth?Nevermind. I don't want to know.
Monkey's is good healthy eatin' right?
Monkey's is good healthy eatin' right?
Well, not many people eat them, so if you did, it might make you a lemur among, um, shark-kind.
Mmmmmmm....12 colossal pizzas with double kobold toppings. Dasdy....
...why do you have a rubber crocodile in your mouth?
Nevermind. I don't want to know.
A baby kobold was playing with it.
Monkey's is good healthy eatin' right?
Gibbers in terror and runs for the trees.
Gibbers in terror and runs for the trees.You fool! He still has "lasers" attached to his head!
nyuknyuknyuknyuknyuk!
Monkey's is good healthy eatin' right?Gibbers in terror and runs for the trees.
Quietly snickers and readies monkey harpoon.
Quietly snickers and readies monkey harpoon.
While hidden in the tree readies his patented Smurifination ray gun.
Quietly snickers and readies monkey harpoon.While hidden in the tree readies his patented Smurifination ray gun.
There is a pause, then, slowly, a small white flag pops up.
Don't fall for that, monkeyboy, it's a trap!
*Swears and lowers monkey harpoon disguised as white flag*
Never trust a kobold, especially the pink ones!
I'm not pink, I'm red (and sometimes blue on my bad days)!
Never trust a kobold, especially the pink ones!I'm not pink, I'm red (and sometimes blue on my bad days)!
Join the crew! You can be translucent!
Howdy, chum!!!
I'm not pink, I'm red!Never trust a communist kobold either!
Shh! Don't blow my cover!