It is freaky. But I think you're just jealous, Heathy.
Why don't you want your mother to be seen around? Afraid it'll make you look like less of a badass werepoodle?
Court fool's not my mother!
Is the poodle a girlfriend your ashamed of?
Warooo!
Court fool's not my mother!Is the poodle a girlfriend your ashamed of?Hwaaah?!?!? Only if it's the druid that dumped me 8 years ago.
Wow, what a dorky animal form she chose. I'm really much better off.When she said, "it's not you, it's ME...." she really was right.
Ummm....I know that druid, and she told me you were kinda creepy because your tongue was always hanging out....and you were always panting....any truth to that?
Dang, that poodle is F r E a K y !
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Only in wolf form, when I didn't have sweat glands.
And wolves don't legdog it. Dogs do that.
Ok, fine, everytime she walked by you gave her a wolf whistle and then would howl at the moon. Happy now?
What has she been saying about me?
Well, she did say something about you begging and begging, that and you insisted she put a leash and collar on you. She also said you like to play ruff.
What has she been saying about me?Well, she did say something about you begging and begging, that and you insisted she put a leash and collar on you. She also said you like to play ruff."She's a predator posing as a house pet."
Tyler Durden
You know, I knew there was something different about her, something I didn't like. She wasn't very nice to you was she? I never did like druids anyway, always thought they were kinda weird ya know, running around in the woods all the time, acting like the run the place. Boy, you just never know about some people. I'm sorry she ruffled your fur.
Naa, she dumped me!
Well there is no accounting for taste on her part then. Stuck up *****
Then she went out with a coyote.
Oh, wow, I guess I always considered coyotes a step down from wolves. Must have done wonders for your ego. Did you end up in therapy after being jilted that bad? Most guys would have sworn women off.
Target is marked, just waiting for the call...
Target is marked, just waiting for the call...Note: Paizo does not employ assassins.
But would they tell us if they did?
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If by pizzas you mean black lotus-laced darts to the back of the neck while you're watching Charlie's Angels reruns at 2a.m., then you was told correct!
I see they got you too. I hated waking up with 'Paizo' shaved into my head and a 5lb stick of Lebanon Bologna sticking out of my sweatpants......
Damn your Ninjas, Mike!
Someone order a double pepperoni?
Heath...did you see the Chuck Norris posters at Walmart?
Heath...did you see the Chuck Norris posters at Walmart?You mean like posters as in pictures, or posters as in internet Chuck Norris fact writers?
No pictures (and I don't know what a internet fact writer is). These were in the posters section. There were two of them. The first listed like 25 reasons of what Chuck Norris could do, the other listed reasons 26+. Things like....
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin behind his beard, that's another fist.
Because Chuck Norris says so.
Things like that.
Yeah, them's Chuck Norris "facts."
Like
Chuck Norris shot down a German mescherschmidt by pointing his finger at it and saying "bang."
The fastest way to a man's heart is through Chuck Norris' fist.
Oh, so then you saw it already. My bad. I had no idea and I really wasn't familiar with your shopping habits. I really should have just minded my own business...(sniff), I am terribly sorry to have wasted your time good sir...(sniff, sniff), I don't know what I was thinking...(holding back tears at this point), I hope I wasn't to much of a nuicence to you....I won't do it again....(Walks away, with her head down again....)
My favorite part of the Wal-Mart experience was when some guy that works there proposed marriage to some girl that works there over the intercom. It was touching.
Hey, there's one for the truth or lie thread.
Yea, you should add it. I won't even bust you on that one. I take it everyone pretty much went home for the night here on Paizo!
Can we stop with the personal attacks, Heathansson?
OH MY GOD!
When will the vulgarity end? Cover yourself immediately, CourtFool!
I am the reason we don't have nice things.
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That poodle has a big mouth.
Hypothetically, if I were to be swallowed whole by that poodle, and managed to cut myself out using a small bladed implement, would muscular action close said hole after I emerged? Or would there now be a convenient gaping chest wound for all others swallowed by said poodle to escape from?
I can't take all this hostility anymore. You people are incapable of civility. I am leaving and I am never buying another thing from Paizo ever again...unless it's really good...or comes with free pie...and definitely if it is really good and comes with free pie...but other than that, nothing!
As soon as they give me a llama.