No freakin warwoofs!!!


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Pauugh! A great contest for scum and villiny.

How many werewoofs?

NONES!!!!

How many is that?

ZERO!!!

Vampire,.....but no werewoofs.

WTF?!?!?


~cheers~ Yay! They have finally done something partially right. ~thinks~ Except there are no Dragons either! Whaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!


Heathansson wrote:

Pauugh! A great contest for scum and villiny.

How many werewoofs?

NONES!!!!

How many is that?

ZERO!!!

Vampire,.....but no werewoofs.

WTF?!?!?

What contest is that?


Because werewolves are all heroes.

Liberty's Edge

secretturchinman wrote:


What contest is that?

this one


mwbeeler wrote:
Because werewolves are all heroes.

Nope. They are the thugs that REAL villians use to do their dirty work.

Scarab Sages

...or they have fleas and no one likes to itch.


It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars aint shinin
Cause the skys too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewoof honkin
Long the side of me...


I am very glad that there are no werewoofs. Perhaps there is a Garl in the world...
Whoops, questioned my religion. Best destroy the evidence...
*Zaaaaaaaap*


Besides, what would a werewoof villain want? To corner the market on flea collars? To chase every cat in the world up a tree?


'Bwahahaha!!! You heroes are too late! The flee collars are destroyed!!!"

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Heathansson wrote:

Pauugh! A great contest for scum and villiny.

How many werewoofs?

NONES!!!!

How many is that?

ZERO!!!

Vampire,.....but no werewoofs.

WTF?!?!?

There there, Heathy, I know of an upcoming product from Paizo that is going to be thick with warwoofs. :)

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Mike McArtor wrote:
There there, Heathy, I know of an upcoming product from Paizo that is going to be thick with warwoofs. :)

And it's called "Warwoof: The De-Lousing".

Scarab Sages

Mike McArtor wrote:
There there, Heathy, I know of an upcoming product from Paizo that is going to be thick with warwoofs. :)

Gnome Ninja Girlie Warwoofs for sures.

I know I'm right. :]

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fray wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:
There there, Heathy, I know of an upcoming product from Paizo that is going to be thick with warwoofs. :)

Gnome Ninja Girlie Warwoofs for sures.

I know I'm right. :]

I can neither confirm nor deny that, although I will mention that in Guide to Korvosa there is a picture of a female gnome.

Spoiler:

And yes, she has pigtails.

And as a bonus, she's wearing a school-girl outfit.

And weirdly enough, it all fits in the context of the city. :D


'Expedition to Castle Werewoof'


Mike McArtor wrote:
Heathansson wrote:

Pauugh! A great contest for scum and villiny.

How many werewoofs?

NONES!!!!

How many is that?

ZERO!!!

Vampire,.....but no werewoofs.

WTF?!?!?

There there, Heathy, I know of an upcoming product from Paizo that is going to be thick with warwoofs. :)

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! How could you do that to me, Mike? ~goes off to cry~

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Sharoth wrote:
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! How could you do that to me, Mike? ~goes off to cry~

There there Sharoth, there will also be at least one dragon... :)


Mike McArtor wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! How could you do that to me, Mike? ~goes off to cry~
There there Sharoth, there will also be at least one dragon... :)

But... But... ~still tears in my eyes~ But Warwoofs? Those flea bitten, should be neutered mutts that have delusions of competency are in a game? ~whines~ Oh, come on!

(~grins~ I had better be careful, or Heathy just might get mad at me.)


Mike, you are just being cruel. There is no werewoof adventure in the works.
But don't worry, Heathy, I hear that the new RPG called W&W* will be out soon!

*Wackos and Werepoodles

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Sharoth wrote:
(~grins~ I had better be careful, or Heathy just might get mad at me.)

Mad dog! Mad dog!!! :O

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Mike, you are just being cruel. There is no werewoof adventure in the works.

That is correct. ;)

Liberty's Edge

Mike McArtor wrote:
fray wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:
There there, Heathy, I know of an upcoming product from Paizo that is going to be thick with warwoofs. :)

Gnome Ninja Girlie Warwoofs for sures.

I know I'm right. :]

I can neither confirm nor deny that, although I will mention that in Guide to Korvosa there is a picture of a female gnome.

** spoiler omitted **

Awooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


Lathiira wrote:
Besides, what would a werewoof villain want? To corner the market on flea collars? To chase every cat in the world up a tree?

...and I would have gotten away with it too if not for you pesky kids and your silver daggers.

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Sharoth wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! How could you do that to me, Mike? ~goes off to cry~
There there Sharoth, there will also be at least one dragon... :)

But... But... ~still tears in my eyes~ But Warwoofs? Those flea bitten, should be neutered mutts that have delusions of competency are in a game? ~whines~ Oh, come on!

(~grins~ I had better be careful, or Heathy just might get mad at me.)

Don't cry, little byoch.

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Curaigh wrote:
Lathiira wrote:
Besides, what would a werewoof villain want? To corner the market on flea collars? To chase every cat in the world up a tree?
...and I would have gotten away with it too if not for you pesky kids and your silver daggers.

HA!!!

You get a cookie.

Liberty's Edge

Where's My Scoobie Snack?!?!?


Heathansson wrote:
Where's My Scoobie Snack?!?!?

What mystery did you solve? The mystery of all the people who like to pick on warwoofs?


Heathansson wrote:
Where's My Scoobie Snack?!?!?

~evil smile~ Here you are! ~tosses some Scoobie Snaks on the ground near you~ Enjoy them!

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Sharoth wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Where's My Scoobie Snack?!?!?
~evil smile~ Here you are! ~tosses some Scoobie Snaks on the ground near you~ Enjoy them!

Yeah, right.

Liberty's Edge

Lathiira wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Where's My Scoobie Snack?!?!?
What mystery did you solve? The mystery of all the people who like to pick on warwoofs?

The answer to life, the universe, and everything.

Liberty's Edge

Curaigh wrote:
Lathiira wrote:
Besides, what would a werewoof villain want? To corner the market on flea collars? To chase every cat in the world up a tree?
...and I would have gotten away with it too if not for you pesky kids and your silver daggers.

Hey, whose side are you on, anyway?!?!?


Heathansson wrote:
Lathiira wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Where's My Scoobie Snack?!?!?
What mystery did you solve? The mystery of all the people who like to pick on warwoofs?
The answer to life, the universe, and everything.

I thought that the answer to all that was 42 or something. 52 if you're in the DC universe.

No Scoobie Snack from me Mr. Warwoof.


And in my case, as I've said many a time Heathy, it's easy to tell whose side I'm on.

My own.

Any resemblance I may have to an actual ally is entirely a misconception. I merely appear to ally with others as my so-called 'allies' are usually good as diversions and entertainment.

Can't speak for the other posters here, though I think we know where Sharoth sits/flies/hovers on this one.

Liberty's Edge

See? We warwoofs have no friends.

We're the perfect villain!!!

52 isn't the answer. It's Sharoth's I.Q.

The answer is scooby snacks.

And now you can't have any, turncoat.


Heathansson wrote:

See? We warwoofs have no friends.

We're the perfect villain!!!

52 isn't the answer. It's Sharoth's I.Q.

The answer is scooby snacks.

And now you can't have any, turncoat.

In order to be a turncoat, I would actually have to have BEEN on your side. As I've previously stated, I am NOT on your side. Perhaps I need to make my point clearer: I have never BEEN on your side. It merely amused me to let you think so, as you were a useful tool in aggravating KC.

'Twould seem to me that you've mistaken Sharoth's I.Q. and your own. Perhaps if you eat enough scoobie snacks it'll increase?

Too much to hope for, I suppose.

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Heathansson wrote:
See? We warwoofs have no friends.

Wait... but I...

*scratches out warwoofs from Guide to Darkmoon Vale's notes*

Darn, and I was really looking forward to that angle too. :\

Liberty's Edge

Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

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Heathansson wrote:
Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

Linkified


~sits back and laughs, letting others do my work for me~

Liberty's Edge

Sharoth wrote:
~sits back and laughs, letting others do my work for me~

Wow. You're an unemployed spin doctor?

Liberty's Edge

Mike McArtor wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
Linkified

Fun at work tomorrow......(LOROFL etc...etc...)


Scooby Doo has been dead for ages. Courtesy of an anonymous kobold cleaver.

Dark Archive Contributor

Heathansson wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
Linkified
Fun at work tomorrow......(LOROFL etc...etc...)

I trust you to use that link only to spread chaos around the office. ^_^


Mike McArtor wrote:

I can neither confirm nor deny that, although I will mention that in Guide to Korvosa there is a picture of a female gnome.

** spoiler omitted **

Did you get to keep the original artwork as a momento?

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

Mike McArtor wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
Linkified
Fun at work tomorrow......(LOROFL etc...etc...)
I trust you to use that link only to spread chaos around the office. ^_^

::Has finally figured out who keeps setting his computer to that site while he's at lunch::

Apparently, it is time to put my plans into motion...

::Presses button on callbox::

Release the hounds.

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Cosmo wrote:

::Has finally figured out who keeps setting his computer to that site while he's at lunch::

Apparently, it is time to put my plans into motion...

::Presses button on callbox::

Release the hounds.

Two hours and still no hounds at my desk.

Cosmo... you did FEED your doggies, right?

Or are they all basset hounds, and therefore slothful?

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Troy Taylor wrote:
Did you get to keep the original artwork as a momento?

It's electronic, so I have it in the rotation for my desktop here at work. :D

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

Mike McArtor wrote:


Two hours and still no hounds at my desk.

Why... whatever made you think the hounds were for you?


Hey! Get offa me, you dumb dogs! OW!!! Cut that out!!! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, COSMO!!!!!

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Cosmo...

I... I don't know what to say...

*overcome by emotion*

You get a cookie.

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