Chocolate Death


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I made a kobold mold out of plaster of paris. We made a wax mold (that took ages!) and stuck it halfway into some of the plaster. Then, when the plaster was dry, I put in a little wax layer, so I could take the plaster apart, and put the other half of plaster in. We just yesterday put some extra dark chocolate in. There was an air bubble, but otherwise turned out okay. That's the good news. the bad news... is that I ate it before anyone could get a good look at it. Yum.

Dark Archive Contributor

If you still have the mold, make more!

Liberty's Edge

I like biting their heads off.


I want one...


Shake the molds before you let them set, and you shouldn't get any air bubbles.


You have a serious product on your hands: D20 edible miniature molds!

We'd have to stop playing in front of the gas furnace, but holy crap. Defeat a monster, and EAT IT. Genius.


Mike Mcarter wrote:
If you still have the mold, make more!

do still have the mold, and yes, I will make more.

Heathenson wrote:
I like biting their heads off.

I do too!

Arctaris wrote:
I want one...

You shall NEVER have one!!! Bwahahahaha!!!

Lilith wrote:
Shake the molds before you let them set, and you shouldn't get any air bubbles.

Thanks. I'll try that.

Mwbeeler wrote:

You have a serious product on your hands: D20 edible miniature molds!

We'd have to stop playing in front of the gas furnace, but holy crap. Defeat a monster, and EAT IT. Genius.

Thank you. Though they don't balance very well...

Ahh, what the heck, the kobolds would be dead before the adventurers saw them. Gotta make some more rules...
'You see... A kobold!'
'I eat it!'
'Hey! Cut that out!'


If they don't balance well, put a lighter to their feet for a second and glue them down onto a Necco wafer base. Better yet, make coin-size bases of chocolate.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Though they don't balance very well...

Since when has anyone been worried about balance in D&D?

Chocolate monsters is a brilliant idea though.

The down side is that if you run a mass battle the players will die of obesity!


The 8th Pagan wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Though they don't balance very well...
Since when has anyone been worried about balance in D&D?

Sweet.

Sovereign Court Contributor

Dude, this is the best product idea ever... you could sell them in randomized boosters, and there'd be no downside. "Crap, I got another Abyssal Maw. Oh well, glmph, mmm....


And the more enemies you kill and eat, the more caffeine you intake... the later you stay up. It goes from a quiet D&D session to something out of Requiem for a Dream.


Rambling Scribe wrote:
Dude, this is the best product idea ever... you could sell them in randomized boosters, and there'd be no downside. "Crap, I got another Abyssal Maw. Oh well, glmph, mmm....

Can I pre-order a case of randomised miniatures?

Can't wait for the colossal red dragon figure!


What would the minis for the players be made out of?


Dirk Gently wrote:
What would the minis for the players be made out of?

forks.


No, those would be the weapons. The evil guys would be dark chocolate, the good guys would be white. Then again...
'The dragon swoops out at Bob--'
'I killed Bob already.'
'What?! But he's your character!'
'I was hungry.'
'*Sigh*'


I think for the really evil creatures like demons and devils you should booby trap them.

Put a 'raw chilli' in there to make the one that kills them 'feel it'!


This ought to do it.


I can hear the ad now...

Guy 1: Hey, your rust monster got in my peanut butter.
Guy 2: Hey, you got your peanut butter on my rust monster.
Me: Hey you two... ~gulp~ I got your peanut butter covered rust monster IN MY BELLY! BWAAHHAHAHAHAHA!


Don't hurt the poor little rust monster! Yah! Yah! Yah! Take that! Halepino Peper! Make your saving throw from my mighty spell!

Liberty's Edge

She's from Texas. In Texas we eat jalapeno peppers on everything.
We eat them on hotdogs.
We eat them on burgers.
We eat them on raisin bran.

We are as immune to a jalapeno pepper spell as an elf is to a sleep spell.

Just sayin...


Heathansson wrote:
She's from Texas. In Texas we eat jalapeno peppers on everything. We eat them on hotdogs. We eat them on burgers. We eat them on raisin bran. We are as immune to a jalapeno pepper spell as an elf is to a sleep spell. Just sayin...

He ain't lyin', neither.

Liberty's Edge

Kirth Gersen wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
She's from Texas. In Texas we eat jalapeno peppers on everything. We eat them on hotdogs. We eat them on burgers. We eat them on raisin bran. We are as immune to a jalapeno pepper spell as an elf is to a sleep spell. Just sayin...
He ain't lyin', neither.

I ain't all hat and no cattle, neither.


Grrr....QUIT ANALYZING MY LOGIC!!!


Heathansson wrote:
Kirth Gersen wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
She's from Texas. In Texas we eat jalapeno peppers on everything. We eat them on hotdogs. We eat them on burgers. We eat them on raisin bran. We are as immune to a jalapeno pepper spell as an elf is to a sleep spell. Just sayin...
He ain't lyin', neither.
I ain't all hat and no cattle, neither.

Yep, and sometimes we just pop 'em like candy.


yep; I love them jalepenos; stuffed; unstuffed; pickled; fresh; roasted; dipped and coated; plain, fermented, in a dip, with a chip; dont care for the seeds much though as they get stuck in my teeth. Jalepeno jelly is great; may your dungeons have jalepeno jelly monsters from Jublix in them :)

Liberty's Edge

chocolate covered jalapenos....hmmm.....


yum; makes me want to fill one with some peanut butter and dip it in chocolate; hence, chocolate death; wow that would stimulate a lot of pain and pleasure centers; you youngins best be careful while we adult types try this out and let you know if it is ok :)

Liberty's Edge

Valegrim wrote:
yum; makes me want to fill one with some peanut butter and dip it in chocolate; hence, chocolate death; wow that would stimulate a lot of pain and pleasure centers; you youngins best be careful while we adult types try this out and let you know if it is ok :)

True...I didn't think about that angle.


Ah hell, trial by fire is a good learning experience fer the young'ns. :o)


Valegrim wrote:
yum; makes me want to fill one with some peanut butter and dip it in chocolate; hence, chocolate death; wow that would stimulate a lot of pain and pleasure centers; you youngins best be careful while we adult types try this out and let you know if it is ok :)

Hmmm, next time my little cousins come I might have to try this.

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