The great Smurf experiment

[Kobold Catgirl]

Kill da smrf!

[Barf Boy, dire smurf]

Mike McArtor wrote:

Barf Boy, dire smurf wrote:

The smurfs are French? Suddenly this just isn't fun anymore...

No, they're Belgian.

Yeah, like that's supposed to be better?

[Aberzombie]

"Whatever it is, its smurfing."

[Mike McArtor]

Barf Boy, dire smurf wrote:

Yeah, like that's supposed to be better?

Dude... Belgian... like the waffles!

Hmm... of course, the French have their toast.

Hmm...

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[Kobold Catgirl]

Mike McArtor wrote:

Dude... Belgian... like the waffles!

The smrfs have made alliances with the Belgian Waffles? I knew those guys were up to no good!

[Aberzombie]

Lizard Boy, you really need to smurf.

[Mike McArtor]

He does seem a little more high smurf than usual. Maybe some smurfium or other smurfative would relax him a bit...

[Kobold Catgirl]

Aberzombie wrote:

Lizard Boy, you really need to smrf.

My name is not 'Lizard boy'. 'Newt Boy'. It is Kobold Cleaver.

[Mike McArtor]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Lizard Boy, you really need to smrf.

My name is not 'Lizard boy'. 'Newt Boy'. It is Kobold Cleaver.

Who is Newt Boy?

I must admit, I'm a bit smurfed.

[Beaver Cleaver]

Mike McArtor wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Lizard Boy, you really need to smrf.

My name is not 'Lizard boy'. 'Newt Boy'. It is Kobold Cleaver.

Who is Newt Boy?

I must admit, I'm a bit smurfed.

He's this weird kid that goes to my school. People say he lives in the boiler room. The janitor gives him leftovers from the cafeteria for dinner.

He wanders the playground at night, followed by a pack of chihuahuas of tindalos.

[Mike McArtor]

Beaver Cleaver wrote:

He's this weird kid that goes to my school. People say he lives in the boiler room. The janitor gives him leftovers from the cafeteria for dinner.

He wanders the playground at night, followed by a pack of chihuahuas of tindalos.

*blink blink*

That's the smurfingest smurfing thing I've ever smurfed!

[Beaver Cleaver]

And then the chihuahua looked at me and said, "yo quedo ftagn! ftagn! iee iee!!!"

[Kobold Catgirl]

Beaver Cleaver wrote:

...He's this weird kid that goes to my school. People say he lives in the boiler room. The janitor gives him leftovers from the cafeteria for dinner.

He wanders the playground at night, followed by a pack of chihuahuas of tindalos.

Eek! Now I'm going to have nightmares!

[Evil Genius]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Eek! Now I'm going to have nightmares!

Will ya dream of smurfs?

[Kobold Catgirl]

Evil Genius wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Eek! Now I'm going to have nightmares!

Will ya dream of smrfs?

I am very frightened now!

[Beaver Cleaver]

I shot a smurf with my wristrocket once. Then I felt real bad.
My dad didn't even ground me. He said, "I'll be haunted by the horrible thing I done for the rest of my life. That's punishment enough."
I'm glad he didn't ground me. Mars Needs Women is playing at the theatre this weekend.

[Kobold Catgirl]

You should've used cold iron. smrfs are vulnerable to that.

[Evil Genius]

I thought they were vulnerable to smurfy iron...

[Beaver Cleaver]

Catseye marbles.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Don't be ridiculous, little girl smrf. There's no such thing as smrfy iron.

[Mike McArtor]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Don't be ridiculous, little girl smrf. There's no such thing as smrfy iron.

Says you, shorty. Not only is there smurfy iron, there's alchemical smurf, smurfal, and smurftine. Oh, and don't forget smurfwood.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Hey! You left out Dead Smrf!

[Mike McArtor]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Hey! You left out Dead Smrf!

So I did.

And don't even get me started about the Great Smurf. We could smurf about that all day!

[Riley]

The Smurfs are coming!

[Kobold Catgirl]

I'm afraid!

[Aberzombie]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

I'm afraid!

Be smurfed....very smurfed.

[Larry Lichman]

It's all smurfy propaganda. I don't really smurf that it'll smurf.

[James Braun]

smurf?

[Mike McArtor]

Riley wrote:

The Smurfs are coming!

SMURF YEAH!!!

HOLY SMURF, IT'S ABOUT SMURFING TIME!!!!

[Robert G. McCreary]

Just for the smurf of it.

[Robert G. McCreary]

Woot! You roll the dice, and up comes Smurfette! It doesn't get any smurfier than that, mi amigos!

[Unsmurfed]

Meet the Smurfs.

[Aberzombie]

Did you ever smurf the smurfing that you were being smurfed?

[Larry Lichman]

Holy Smurf! I think I smurf Gargamel!

[Mike McArtor]

Unsmurfed wrote:

Meet the Smurfs.

Dude, that's smurfing awesome.

[Kobold Catgirl]

This is a scary place.

[Aberzombie]

Don't be smurfed, Lizard Smurf. We're all smurfs here.

[Mike McArtor]

Aberzombie wrote:

Don't be smurfed, Lizard Smurf. We're all smurfs here.

What Zombie Smurf said. Welcome to the smurf, smurf.

[Kobold Catgirl]

HELP!!!

[Aberzombie]

Just smurf go of all your smurfs.

[Mike McArtor]

Aberzombie wrote:

Just smurf go of all your smurfs.

Smurf is too smurf to be smurf of smurf.

[Aberzombie]

Abso-smurf-ly

[Aberzombie]

Absosmurfly

[Mike McArtor]

Aberzombie wrote:

Absosmurfly

Smurf yeah!

[Tenser]

Fools

[Heathansson]

Chuck Norris makes smurfs turn white with fear.

[Kobold Catgirl]

The High Evolutionary wrote:

Fools

Hey, Scooby-Doo!

[Mike McArtor]

Heathansson wrote:

Chuck Norris makes smurfs turn white with fear.

Or...

Smurfs are naturally white, but whenever Chuck Norris isn't around they are so sad they turn blue.

...

...

Nah, Heathy Smurf's was better.

[Heathansson]

Chuck Norris hides a smurf village in his beard.

[Aberzombie]

Smurf.