DIE!!!Smeurfs DIE!!!
I never thought I'd say this, but thank you Kobald Kleaver! Now i know that saying smeurf is okay! Thanks!
DIE SMEURFS DIE BY MY HAND, I CREEP ACROSS THE LAND KILLING BLUE BEARDLESS DWARVES,I'M CREEPING DEATH!!!!
you gotts it me's brother in arms!!!TO BATTLE!
ta-da
I vaporized a kobold!
He's a kobold, there will be about 25 more where that one came from. Damn things are worse than rats.
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He's a kobold, there will be about 25 more where that one came from. Damn things are worse than rats.Where you see alarm, I see business opportunity.
If you sell fertility pills that work to 1/10th the kobolds out there (who are already naturally fecund) you'd be rolling in rat skulls and broken cell phones (or whatever it is that kobolds use for currency) in months!
It would be quite smurfy!
I hear there won’t be any smürfbelly futures in 2008.
Quote me and see what happensWhat?
Great! Another safe word! smrf!
I vaporized a kobold!He's a kobold, there will be about 25 more where that one came from. Damn things are worse than rats.
Are you trying to make some point here? I mean one we didn't already know?
You think your so cool with your umlauts.
Jealous much?
You think your so cool with your umlauts.
And why are you looking at my umlauts anyway? Perv!
It’s the peni showing game.
I never thought I'd say this, but yeah. What he said.
How smurfable!
I never thought I'd say this, but yeah. What he said.Preach it, -----! Yeah!
You know, I take it back. stick with the umlauts.
This thread is Smurftacular!
Nice!
Kill the smrfs! Cave in their homes! Destroy their threads! Steal their food!
(Ugh, gross. Smrf food)
*Squishes smrf berries, and laughs at crying smrfs*
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*Squishes smrf berries, and laughs at crying smrfs*
Poor, poor smurfs.
Since you're a kobold, and thus size Small, I can only imagine that you pick on the smurfs because you're compensating. You know, how poo travels downhill. Dragons pick on humans who pick on kobolds who pick on smurfs who pick on... well... Gargamel.
Um...
Look, a unicron!
$/\/\UrPh5!!!!1!11!1!!!one
They seem to be random, but predetermined by our moods would indicate that people here frequently feel girly (i.e., when -------- pops up).Well, I guess I might as well ----- while the ------'s good...
So are the ------ random, or predetermined by our mood?
Like Heathy?
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Like Heathy?I would never call Heathy girly. He lives in Texas. He probably owns more guns than me AND goes out to lunch with Chuck Norris.
but only IF Chuck Norris' FEELS like going out to lunch. And if going out to lunch with him, remember this fact:
"In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized."
Like Heathy?They seem to be random, but predetermined by our moods would indicate that people here frequently feel girly (i.e., when -------- pops up).Well, I guess I might as well ----- while the ------'s good...
So are the ------ random, or predetermined by our mood?
Gee, Wally. When I look at Kobold,...I know how hard it was to you doin' all this big brother stuff.
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Like Heathy?They seem to be random, but predetermined by our moods would indicate that people here frequently feel girly (i.e., when -------- pops up).Well, I guess I might as well ----- while the ------'s good...
So are the ------ random, or predetermined by our mood?
Gee, Wally. When I look at Kobold,...I know how hard it was to you doin' all this big brother stuff.
If you wanna slug me it's allright.
Every once in a while... just... once in a while mind you... this smurfin' thread gets weird.
Like Heathy?I would never call Heathy girly. He lives in Texas. He probably owns more guns than me AND goes out to lunch with Chuck Norris.
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You're messin with the wrong guy.
OK SMERVES! We get it! Stop this thread! It's killing mine eyes!