The great Smurf experiment

[Hired Sword]

The smurf will not start a chain-reaction in the water smurfing it all to gas and letting all the smurfs on all the oceans drop down to the bottom. It will not smurf out the bottom of the sea and let all the smurf run down the hole. It will not smurf gravity.

I am not an atomic smurf-boy

[Crimson Jester]

Blue skins, white hats
Happy faces, and instant smiles
Papa or Lazy or Handy Smurf
There's no one I haven't found

You planned a trip to Mushroom village
Just to watch Smurfs go
I understand how you must feel
I can't deny they've got appeal

Whoah
You like them whether they are plain or they're stuffed, oh yeah
Better face the facts, it seems you can't get enough
You know, you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to Smurfs

Your Smurfy hands, your Smurfy lips
Looks like you found the smurfs
Your belly aches, your teeth grind
Some gold would blow your mind

And you don't mind if they're not cooked
You need your fix, I guess you're hooked
And late at night you always dream
Of smurfy bits and sour cream

Whoah, you like them even if they're lumpy or tough, oh yeah
Whee, It's pretty obvoius to me you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to Smurfs

Might as well face it, you're addicted to Smurfs
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Smurfs
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Smurfs
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Smurfs
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Smurfs

Ooh yeah

I'm givin' up, it'sjust no use
Another case of Smurfs abuse
What can I say, what can I do
Brainy Smurf has got me too, Wahoo

I used to hate them, now they're all that I eat, oh yeah
Whee, I've often seen then whipped, but they just can't be beat
Now I'm gonna have to face it
I'm addicted to Smurfs

Might as well face it, I'm addicted to Smurfs
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to Smurfs
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to Smurfs
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to Smurfs

Might as well face it, I'm addicted to Smurfs
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to Smurfs
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to Smurfs
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to Smurfs

[ZombieSmurf]

The year: 1994. From out of smurf comes a runaway smurf, smurfing between the Earth and the Moon, unsmurfing cosmic destruction! Smurf's civilization is smurfed in ruin!

Two thousand smurfs later, Earth is resmurfed...

A smurfy new world smurfs from the old: a world of smurfery, super smurf, and sorcery. But one smurf smurfs his bonds to smurf for justice! With his companions Ookla Smurf and Smurfette Ariel, he smurfs his strength, his courage, and his fabulous Smurfsword against the forces of smurf.

He is Smurfdarr, the Barbarian!

[ZombieSmurf]

Mmmmmm......smurfffffff

[Crimson Jester]

I need a new Smurf, one that smurfs like it should!

[spamhammer]

Cee Lo Green says "Smurf You."

[ZombieSmurf]

Smurf me the way to smurf home
I'm smurfed and I want to smurf to smurf
I had a little smurf about an hour ago
And it smurfed right to my smurf
Wherever I may smurf
On smurf, or smurf, or smurf
You can always smurf me smurfing this smurf
Smurf me the way to smurf home

[Crimson Jester]

I just needed to Smurf, that is all.

[Celestial Healer]

Crimson Jester wrote:

I just needed to Smurf, that is all.

Do that in private.

[Crimson Jester]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

I just needed to Smurf, that is all.

Do that in private.

what if I like to be watched? 0.o

[Level76mage]

smurf

[Jyu1ch1]

what the smurf is going on in the smurf?

[Crimson Jester]

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

what the smurf is going on in the smurf?

Smurfing Spam. Or calls of Spam when it isn't what the non spammer wants to smurfing see.

So smurf it all.

[Raistlin745]

*looks around suspiciously*

uuuuhhhh...... smurf

[Raistlin745]

aaaaaaaaahhhhhh I'm a mothersmurfing smurf! smurf it all to smurf!

[ZombieSmurf]

This smurf needs to be smurfed.

[ZombieSmurf]

Mmmm.....smurffffffsssss

[Crimson Jester]

*facepalm* smurf

[ZombieSmurf]

SMURFFFFFF!!!!!

[Crimson Jester]

Smurf.

[Talonhawke]

Smurf?

[Frank the Mime]

.....

[ZombieSmurf]

Mmmmmm......smurffffff

[Crimson Jester]

sssmurftacular

[Ashe Ravenheart]

s m u r f

[Crimson Jester]

smurfit

[Crimson Jester]

tosmurf

[Crimson Jester]

ornottosmurf

[Crimson Jester]

SMurfs

[Crimson Jester]

smurf

[ZombieSmurf]

Smurfffffff.....

[Ashe Ravenheart]

super-smurf?

[Crimson Jester]

superdupersmurff

[stormraven]

smurfle

[ZombieSmurf]

smurfizzle on the shizzle.

[Twigs]

Just this once, while nobody's watching, I will get my smurf on.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

smurf!

[Chubbs McGee]

Smurf on!

[ZombieSmurf]

Smrgh...

[Wilfredo dala]

Casts smurf shape.

[Pygon]

I smurfed so hard that I smurfed.

[Crimson Jester]

smurfy!

Language
A characteristic of the Smurf language is the frequent use of the word "smurf" and its derivatives in a variety of meanings. The Smurfs replace enough nouns and verbs in everyday speech with "smurf" as to make their conversations barely understandable: "We're going smurfing on the River Smurf today." When used as a verb, the word "Smurf" typically means "to make," "to be," or "to do."

Humans have found that replacing ordinary words with the term "smurf" at random is not enough: in one adventure, Peewit explains to some other humans that the statement "I'm smurfing to the smurf" means "I'm going to the wood," but a Smurf corrects him by saying that the proper statement would be "I'm smurfing to the smurf"; whereas what Peewit said was "I'm warbling to the dawn." So "I'm smurfing to the smurf" is not the same as "I'm smurfing to the smurf."

In the animated series, only some words (or a portion of the word) are replaced with the word "smurf." Context offers a reliable understanding of this speech pattern, but common vocabulary includes remarking that something is "just smurfy" or "smurftastic."

In Schtroumpf vert et vert Schtroumpf (see Smurf Versus Smurf), published in Belgium in 1972, it was revealed that the village was divided between North and South, and that the Smurfs on either side had different ideas as to how the term "smurf" should be used: for instance, the Northern Smurfs called a certain object a "bottle smurfer," while the Southern Smurfs called it a "smurf opener." This story is considered a parody on the still ongoing taalstrijd (language war) between French- and Dutch-speaking communities in Belgium.

[ZombieSmurf]

Smurfffffffff.....

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

smurf

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

unSmurfy

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Smurfy

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

absoSmurfinlutely

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

smurfinating, Captain.

[DJEternalDarkness]

We Smurfing this again?

[Talonhawke]

Yep we sure the smurf are.