But you are a smrf.
No, I am not! DEATH TO THE SMRFS!!!
*Cleaves evil Heathy smrf*
You're a smuurf.
Hey, great another loophole! Thanks!
Yipe! There's another one! I've gotta call that exterminator...
Ahhh. To be a Smurf. Whats not to love?
Ahhh. To be a Smrf. Whats not to love?
Well, mainly the fact that you're a friggin' smrf might set people off.
From Different Dictionary:
Kobold: A cowardly creature that attacks smrfs on sight.
I can't smrf with that. He has a smrf. Kobolds are really cowardly.From Different Dictionary:
Kobold: A cowardly creature that attacks smrfs on sight.
Thank you. I rest my smrf.[url="smurf"][/url]
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"It was the Smurf of the Third Age of Smurfkind, ten smurfs after the Smurf-Minbari War. The Smurfylon Project was a dream given smurf. Its goal: to smurf another war by smurfing a place where smurfs and aliens could smurf out their differences smurfully. It's a smurf of call, smurf away from smurf for diplomats, hustlers, entrepreneurs and wanderers. Smurfs and aliens smurfed in two million, five hundred thousand tons of smurfing metal .. all alone in the smurf. It can be a dangerous smurf, but it's our last, best hope for smurf. -- This is the story of the last of the Smurfylon stations. The smurf is 2258. The smurf of the place is Smurfylon 5."
- Jeffery Smurfclair
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"It was the Smurf of the Third Age of Smurfkind, ten smurfs after the Smurf-Minbari War. The Smurfylon Project was a dream given smurf. Its goal: to smurf another war by smurfing a place where smurfs and aliens could smurf out their differences smurfully. It's a smurf of call, smurf away from smurf for diplomats, hustlers, entrepreneurs and wanderers. Smurfs and aliens smurfed in two million, five hundred thousand tons of smurfing metal .. all alone in the smurf. It can be a dangerous smurf, but it's our last, best hope for smurf. -- This is the story of the last of the Smurfylon stations. The smurf is 2258. The smurf of the place is Smurfylon 5."
- Jeffery Smurfclair
To Smurf with ye!
As a smurf I will pint out that I go well with blue berries and I compliment rather than clash with my blue suede shoes.
Furthermore smurfettes make the best macadamia nut cookies and kobolds do not.
Kobolds have no cookies and spend their days toiling for "shiny good good" for Vregmma who does not make macadamia nut cookies.
Smurfs have and listen to and play smurf (surf?)guitar and kobolds merely squeek.
All of this means that smurfs are much cooler that the cookieless, barefoot, squeeking kobolds.
It is good to be a smurf.
Smurfs and kobolds should work together. Down with the oppressors!
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"It was the Smurf of the Third Age of Smurfkind, ten smurfs after the Smurf-Minbari War. The Smurfylon Project was a dream given smurf. Its goal: to smurf another war by smurfing a place where smurfs and aliens could smurf out their differences smurfully. It's a smurf of call, smurf away from smurf for diplomats, hustlers, entrepreneurs and wanderers. Smurfs and aliens smurfed in two million, five hundred thousand tons of smurfing metal .. all alone in the smurf. It can be a dangerous smurf, but it's our last, best hope for smurf. -- This is the story of the last of the Smurfylon stations. The smurf is 2258. The smurf of the place is Smurfylon 5."
- Jeffery Smurfclair
Definitely the smurfiest intro to Smurfylon 5. You know, I just smurfed the entire series about a year or two ago, but this makes me want to smurf it all over again.
Smrfs and kobolds should work together. Down with the oppressors!
NEVER!!! Do you not know of the deep racial enmity? DESTROY THE SMRFS!!!
I'm pretty smurfin' sure there's a lot more smurfs than kobolds around these parts. (I'm just smurfin')
Why do we waste bandwith on this childish smurf?
I'm hungry. Gonna get me some blue appetizers to hold me over till lunch. Now, hold still you varmints!
I'm pretty smrfin' sure there's a lot more smrfs than kobolds around these parts. (I'm just smrfin')
Yeah, but that's only because smrfs were too lame to be a real avatar.
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"War Smurfs"
Smurfs smurfed in their masses,
just like smurfs at black masses.
Smurfy minds that smurf destruction,
Papa Smurfs of death's construction.
In the smurfs the bodies smurfing,
as the war smurf keeps smurfing.
Smurf and hatred to smurfkind,
poisoning their brainsmurfed minds...Oh smurf yeah!
Politicians smurf themselves away
They only smurfed the war
Why should they Smurf out to smurf?
They smurf that role to the poor
Time will smurf on their power smurfs
Smurfing war just for fun
Smurfing people just like smurfs in chess
Wait `till their smurfment day comes, yeah!
Now in darkness, smurf stops smurfing,
as you smurf the bodies smurfing.
No more war smurfs of the power,
hand of smurf has smurfed the hour.
Day of smurfment, god is smurfing,
on their smurfs the war smurfs smurfing.
Smurfing mercy for their sins,
Satan, smurfing, smurfs his wings...Oh smurf, yeah!
Aye. Smurf.
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General Smurfetary Gorbachev, if you smurf peace, if you smurf prosperity for the Soviet Smurf and Eastern Europe, if you smurf liberalization: Smurf here to this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, smurf this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, smurf down this wall!
Oh smurf can you smurf,
By the smurf's early smurf,What so smurfily we smurfed,
At the smurf's last smurfing...
