Realization of failure. Suicide threat.
Delete a post. Save a life.
Step-by-step instrucions on how to post on the GENERIC POST thread.
Example.
Recommendation to read the thread from the beginning.
Post stating everything is right in the world despite contradictory evidence.
Multitudinous blathering.
Aberzombie wrote: Multitudinous blathering. :::Grabs Thesaurus:::
Polyphonic Phonetical Patterings
:::Puts Back Thesaurus:::
Down-under joke involving sheep.
Sheep joke that make every body go Baa-ha-ha.
Body joke that makes several people feel sheepish.
Game over, man, game over!
Aberzombie wrote: "Request vector, over."
"vector 114, over"
sesquipedalian coprolalia.
Copious verbiage connotating naught.
Lengthy, self-indulgent post announcing my return.
small post saying welcome back
Brief remark expressing gratitude of affection.
One fully stocked kitchen, one frying pan, one nice toasty oven, and one recipe book called "How to serve Poodles".
diatribe explaining flagging of post
CourtFool wrote: diatribe explaining flagging of post diatribe senimenting 'flag it and move on', followed by diatrive explaining flagging of above post
CourtFool wrote: Lengthy, self-indulgent post announcing my return. Avatar mocking.
CourtFool wrote: Lengthy, self-indulgent post announcing my return. Disdainful grumbling.
Trauma inducing psychobabble.
Aberzombie wrote: Trauma inducing psychobabble. Oh, Scientology.
Right....
Despair at failing to ignore revival of annoying thread.
Jovial post describing public display of affection for previous poster.
Lackadaisical ruminations regarding previous poster's jovial phrasings.
Snarky post complaining about beefcake/cheesecake pictures.
Post quoting third latest post.
Expression of unshakable fear.
Final sentence narrating escape of poster.
Post consisting of a single word, two syllables long, expressing agreement in the colloquial.
Post complaining about how serious the threads have become.
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