post providing Hero stats for Albertroses
Post lambasting poodle's inability to tell the difference between albatrosses and gulls.
Oblivious rejoinder.
Post bewailing the catastrophic growth of this thread.
Taoist contradiction.
Post asserting that all apparent contradictions in Taoism are the inextricable union of complementary opposites.
Post quoting the Tao Te Ching with an extremely poor translation, in a smug attempt to add depth to the conversation.
Edit: Realizes smugness and apologizes.
Ungracious acceptance of apology points out that whimsy made have led to the poster's downfall.
Grammar disputation; appealing to authorities.
Triumphal assertion of the poster's passing of the test, by seeing through its ruse.
query regarding definition of the third person singular present indicative of be
The post that can be talked about is not the true post. The Alias that can be named is not the eternal name. Everything in the messageboard comes out of nothing.
Nothing - the nameless is the beginning.
While BBcode is the mother is the creatrix of all threads.
Follow the nothingness of the thread, and you can be like it, not meaning anything. seeing the smurfness and the root of everything.
And even if you cannot grasp this genericness,
you can still see tomething of the thread in everything.
These two are the same, only called by different names.
And both are mysterious and wonderful.
All posts are generic, and the messageboard is their mother:
She is the gateway and the submit button.
post providing Hero stats for AlbertrosesRolls d20, criticalling albatross with a crossbow bolt at 25 feet, adds sneak attack damage, proceeds on to immortality.
Other gods forcing the new immortal to wear the the reanimated albatross around it's neck mimicing a mortal book the gods where forced to read in junior godling school.
Gentlemanly repose.
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Other gods forcing the new immortal to wear the the reanimated albatross around it's neck mimicing a mortal book the gods where forced to read in junior godling school.post providing Hero stats for AlbertrosesRolls d20, criticalling albatross with a crossbow bolt at 25 feet, adds sneak attack damage, proceeds on to immortality.
Post praising the 'brilliance' of this idea and announcement of poster's intent to steal it for a game.
Self aggrandizing sonnet.
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post describing the action of barking sharply or shrilly
post proposing imaginary conflict involving two historically prominent figures from different eras followed by an exclamation
Kewl post.
Fawning post.
Generic post.
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