Request that the Frank Trollman dramas stay in the threads devoted to them. Call for the posters on this thread to not feed the trolls.
Ranged touch attack. 1d20+16=28
Ranged touch attack.
1d20+16=29
Ranged touch attack.
1d20+16=22
Ranged touch attack.
1d20+16=33
Impact damage.
2d6=3, 2d6=4, 2d6=9, 2d6=8
Fire damage. (no save if ranged touch attacks hit. Otherwise reflex save DC 27. Fire resistance applies.)
6d6=24, 6d6=27, 6d6=15, 6d6=19
Request that the Frank Trollman dramas stay in the threads devoted to them. Call for the posters on this thread to not feed the trolls.
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Post explaining that poster forgot to destroy phylactery, and due to many feats from random editions a lich may come back in few minutes.
Post exclaiming that said liches could, in fact, have returned by now and made post explaining such.
Post reminding previous poster that Kobolds are now capable of being dangerous sorcerers utilizing class substitution levels, key feats, and character optimization and can thus become rather useful liches.
Apology for sidetracking.
Double post.
Mindless post skipping bulk of previous posts, and missing point entirely
Post reminding previous poster that Kobolds are now capable of being dangerous sorcerers utilizing class substitution levels, key feats, and character optimization and can thus become rather useful liches.Incredulous scoffing at the suggestion of utilizing the word "dangerous" to describe kobolds.
Post involving explosions, and runes.
POst reminding readers that 1000th post is nigh.
Post laying claim to 1000th post.
Post denying previous demand.
Post pointing out that with all the accidental deletions and double-posts around here, without confirmation from the PostMonster it may be impossible to determine exactly who 'gets' the 1000th post.
Off-topic mention of a conspiracy theory that has no evidence to support it, that the 1000th post slot has been laced with strychnine, arsenic, and half a dozen other poisons (some of them visually or audibly ingested), and that it is exceptionally likely to kill the person who takes it.
The 1000th poster on this thread may very well get bragging rights- but may also be too dead to enjoy them very much.
Alternatively, it is just possible that the person who makes the 100th post will have their avatar turned into a smurf for the subsequent six weeks by the PostMonster. This conspiracy theory seems much more likely and much less harmful.
Casual and infrequent poster chimes in, adding nothing to overall procedings and argues point made on page 12 in an entirely forgettable way that was done much better on page 15.
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Off-topic mention of a conspiracy theory that has no evidence to support it, that the 1000th post slot has been laced with strychnine, arsenic, and half a dozen other poisons (some of them visually or audibly ingested), and that it is exceptionally likely to kill the person who takes it.
The 1000th poster on this thread may very well get bragging rights- but may also be too dead to enjoy them very much.
Suspicious claim that Charles is just trying to sneak away with the 100th post by freaking the rest of us out.
Post that will be deleted so as to fool others about the post count.
But is this post "official?"
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Post which points out that the previous posts were exponential, in a gross insult to your intelligence.
Remark that if you cannot handle abuse, the Generic post thread is not for you, as it is going to be the best thread ever, but only if the current poster is allowed to be abusive.
Ad-hominem attack on critic.
Non sequiter(sic).
Denial of any wrongdoing.
Link to thread on Enworld as defense of poster's paradigm.
Conspicuous absense of any mention of a ban on the other site linked to, which occured for insults like the one at the start of this post.
Injunction for everybody to "just get along."
Mention that the phrase in quotes, above, is a quote from "Mars Attacks!"
Statement that the thread needs the previous poster, or the thread is doomed.
Refutation of previous quotes about Kool-Aid.
Aside that the Jonestown massacre did not, in fact, use Kool-Aid, but used a different, less well known, sugar and colouring instant juice analogue.
Resigned statement that trolling is going to start, which blithely ignores the trolling in this very post, and the last.
Eight capital letters which claim that the poster rolled on the floor, laughing his ass off, but which is almost certainly figurative, rather than literal, and is shameless hyperbole.
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Post informing Taliesin (who recently changed his avatar in an attempt to remain incognito)that he is cheating and certain bands of dire pigeons will come punish him if he does not stop.
Post informing previous poster that he is out of his mind.
Post of abject cowardice, in which the poster grovels verbally and attempts to placate a previous poster.
Disgusting wretchedness.
Timorous phraseology.
Nauseating obsequiousness.
Brash and obnoxious challenge to Kobold cleaver's manhood.
Insinuations that relate Kobold Cleaver to the Grauls.
Annoying ghetto slang that was intended to intimidate Kobold Cleaver, but is mis-applied and loses all force.
Impractical physical threats and bluster.
Claim that this post is all a form of humour, when it most obviously is not.
Plea for moderation.
Statement that ends badly.
Confusion. Question relating to what exactly the 'Grauls' are.Brash and obnoxious challenge to Kobold cleaver's manhood.
Insinuations that relate Kobold Cleaver to the Grauls.
Annoying ghetto slang that was intended to intimidate Kobold Cleaver, but is mis-applied and loses all force.
Impractical physical threats and bluster.
Claim that this post is all a form of humour, when it most obviously is not.
Plea for moderation.
Statement that ends badly.
Angry post ending piteous pleas with well-aimed fireball.
Excitement over who will get first post on 20th page.
Cheating involving multiple dots.
Post similar to sound generally made by wool-producing agricultural mammal.
More cheating involving multiple dots.
Post with single grammatically incorrect word most often used on 'untitled' thread.
Post wishing that someone else would post as to give poster excuse to post again.
Admission that post is secretly made to post again.
Post involving multiple sighs.
Bored post expressed by multiple grunts.