Post of additional, meaningless threats having to do with incompetent dire lemmings.
Post which declares that an invisible man in the sky, or deity is the eschatological manifestation of the kerygma of our being, and provides meaning in our interpersonal relationships.
Links to fundamentalist sites.
Attempt to convince you that you are all wrong, and will suffer after death unless a gullible leap of faith is met.
Further strident clamouring for your attention by a mind deranged by it's religion.
Quote of scripture.
Quote of scripture.
Quote of dubious preacher on television.
Quote of scripture.
Non sequitur about role playing games.
Anecdote about dire fate of gamer who became involved in a cult because of the Moldvay edition.Quote of scripture.
Claim of strong personal convictions that will ensure entry to nice afterlife for poster.
Quote of scripture.
Angry, ad-hominem attack on previous posters for not already being one of the elect who agree with the poster's own psychoses.
Attempt to sound reasonable.
Direct contradiction of previous sentence by railing against your heathen ways, and insistence that the eschatus is here.
Quote of scripture.
Smug self assurance.
Rambling anecdote about personal experience of faith, which is a thinly veiled urban legend.
Plea for gamers to renounce their hobby lest they be judged.
Bitter acrimony.
Expression of care for your fate.
Addition of damnation for any who believe the Earth is older than six thousand years.
Link to creationist site.
Repeated invective about games in general.
Invitation to fellowship at some strange warehouse full of frothing fanatics.
Quote of a lengthy piece of Judeo-christian scripture that re-inforces the poster's disdain for you. Scriptural qoute about the fate of witches, made with criminal ignorance of history.
Much sound and fury signifying nothing.
Hostile close about fate of readers who ignore this post.
Post which claims to have seen the light as a result of the previous post.
Revisitation of proselytizing above but substituting the word Cookie Monster for Lord, God, Father, Jesus, and so on.
Pastafarian wit.
Baleful self flagellation.
Onomatopoeia caused by soft impact, intended to preserve visibility of thread and maintain prominence.
Premature declaration of death of thread.
Awful pun.
Apology.
Tearful declaration that thread did not deserve to die.
Denial of previous statement.
Enraged yelling at awful pun.
Reasonable Reply.Gushing appreciation.
Sensible reply to Reasonable Reply.
This post break the rules of the thread.
Outraged claim that chanting is irreparably broken in 3.5.
Expressed joy that chanting will finally work right in 4th Edition.
(If cultists of Hastur had a messageboard.)
Pointed remark endorsing the efficacy of chanting in 3.5 for individuals who play correctly. Suggestion that a more recent edition might be more to the tastes of others, hinting that these tastes indicate an inadequate play style.
Caps-locked obscenities.
RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16
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Call for more Cthulhu in all forthcoming editions. Demand for Wolfgang Baur to be chained somewhere in the penthouse suite of a five-star hotel (with family and friends if required) churning out evil minions of Lovecraftian horror.
Flippant query deliberately misreading previous poster's claims that Wolfgang's children are eldritch abominations.
Idle speculation regaring Nick Logue's parentage.
Pointless assertion that poster has returned from non-posting, despite posts on other threads made earlier.
Off-topic question about issue completely unrelated to gaming.
Emphatic expression of gratitude, followed by indication that poster lacks any comprehension whatsoever of the advice he was given, likely leading to his doom in short order.
Angry statement sounding suspiciously like a certain wool-producing agricultural mammal.
Fart jokes.
Expression of amazement that great Cthulhu has successfully transformed Kobold Cleaver into a wool-producing agricultural animal. Supicions added that perhaps Kobold Cleaver may have participated willingly in the transformation in order to be able to better 'fleece' certain dragons of their hard-earned cash.
Baaaa.
Addition of multiple puns regarding certain wool-producing agricultural mammals.
Moooo.
Snarky rebuttal involving phrases like, 'It's a free country" or "Lighten up" followed by some pointless emoticon.
Baaaa ;)
Barely half-funny random interjection.
Acronym expressing laughter; emoticon of similar purpose.