Sir Wulf has arrived, and humbly applies for membership in all of his Mariachi glory.
Welcome!
Gifts of toilet paper for the twenty-first nooblet!
Welcome!
Gifts of toilet paper for the twenty-first nooblet!
Egad! I wondered what had motivated that assault upon my nice barskin tent!
Hey everyone...
A new Zone opened tonight. Adventure in the Obligatory Pirate Cove in Swashbuckling Garb to find it...
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Egad! I wondered what had motivated that assault upon my nice barskin tent!Welcome!
Gifts of toilet paper for the twenty-first nooblet!
Indeed them bars make fer some good tents, boy howdy, but them tents are mighty lackin' in facilities. The TP was only to be nice, I took no pleasure from the act of dancing around under the full moon wearing nothing but a gimp mask singing praises to Jarlsberg while chucking around the ultra absorbant.
No way, boy howdy!
Egad! I wondered what had motivated that assault upon my nice barskin tent!Welcome!
Gifts of toilet paper for the twenty-first nooblet!Indeed them bars make fer some good tents, boy howdy, but them tents are mighty lackin' in facilities. The TP was only to be nice, I took no pleasure from the act of dancing around under the full moon wearing nothing but a gimp mask singing praises to Jarlsberg while chucking around the ultra absorbant.
No way, boy howdy!
You are very unnerving.
I'm glad I'm in this guild.
Heh :-)
Gathering stuff for an assault on the Naughty Sorceress, I think. Tho I may try to get a few more trophies and tattoos before I make the attempt...
Something to do with Crimbo and elves. If you have patience, click on the "Crimbo" link on the side where it tells you about the moon and read all the myriad stories. I only got halfway through 3, but try your luck at understanding it all.
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Well, let me be the first to say that I, for one, welcome our new Crimborg overlord.
You just hope they offer you some stylish cybernetic toys.
Okay, folks, here's what the deal appears to be so far: the 'space station' was a spaceship, specifically one that was spotted back when the Observatory still existed - the Sinister Dodecahedron. It just crash-landed in the Big Mountains, in Crimbo Town. It seems you can adventure there to acquire an item daily, presumably assembling components that Uncle Crimbo can use to make a Crimborg Slaying Device, although we don't know about that yet. Today, after fighting a laser in a pear tree, I picked up said laser. We'll see what tomorrow brings, but I advise making the Dodecahedron your first stop every day.
After that, I suggest picking fights with anything you can find in the factory in Crimbo town, because you can usually acquire some pretty cool stuff by having Uncle Crimbo assemble it all.
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I spent a little time in Crimbotown yesterday. The elfborgs are tough, but inept fighters - they have something around 250-300 hit points, but fight badly and do very little damage.
I got the laser cannon too, but I didn't know about the 1 item per day mechanic in the dodecahedron. Thanks!
Elfborgs scale according to your stats. The tougher you are, the tougher they are. And I'm currently only theorizing on the item/day mechanic, but that's the most probable event.
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And I'm currently only theorizing on the item/day mechanic, but that's the most probable event.What do you think? Two mecha-turtles tomorrow? Then three cyber-hens? Should be a fun 12 days.
Two turtle mechs and a death ray in a pear tree.
So overall, over the course of the next days we'll progress across all twelve days, plus an extra adventure each day to pick up the item of the day.
The first day's item is a laser cannon.
The second day's item is a plexifoam chin strap.
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Elfborgs scale according to your stats. The tougher you are, the tougher they are. And I'm currently only theorizing on the item/day mechanic, but that's the most probable event.Aw, crap! And I just spent 120 adventures pumping iron so I could pound elfborg heads faster.
Yeeep. If anything, you just made your own job tougher with that, since they'll hit your Moxie easier and have more total HP now... I'm glad I'm a Moxie class right now, with that nifty Seal Clubber skill for dual wielding... Nothing like packing a pair of ranged weapons.
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So overall, over the course of the next days we'll progress across all twelve days, plus an extra adventure each day to pick up the item of the day.
Yep -- definitely start planning ahead on your adventures. If my math is right, you will need a minimum of 79 adventures on Dec 24 to complete the quest.
On the second day of Crimbo
the dodecahedron gave to me:
Two turtle mechs
And a laser in a pear tree
Jick gotta be one sick puppy... Unloading heaps of elfborg loot to the clan stash, amongst them a Teddy Borg. Enjoy!
Elfborgs scale according to your stats. The tougher you are, the tougher they are. And I'm currently only theorizing on the item/day mechanic, but that's the most probable event.Aw, crap! And I just spent 120 adventures pumping iron so I could pound elfborg heads faster.
The elfborg fall like dominoes under the weight of my sauce, if that made any sense... I actually heal more damage from casting spells than they manage to deal, so I'm perfectly safe.
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The elfborg fall like dominoes under the weight of my sauce, if that made any sense... I actually heal more damage from casting spells than they manage to deal, so I'm perfectly safe.Elfborgs scale according to your stats. The tougher you are, the tougher they are. And I'm currently only theorizing on the item/day mechanic, but that's the most probable event.Aw, crap! And I just spent 120 adventures pumping iron so I could pound elfborg heads faster.
Mysticality classes are among the best for this, I think, particularly if you're casting or using a mysticality weapon... Too bad I'm a Disco Bandit right now!
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Indeed them bars make fer some good tents, boy howdy, but them tents are mighty lackin' in facilities. The TP was only to be nice, I took no pleasure from the act of dancing around under the full moon wearing nothing but a gimp mask singing praises to Jarlsberg while chucking around the ultra absorbant.
No way, boy howdy!
Are you dressed up in the Wolf Mask/Assless Leather Chaps rig again? Think of the children!!
Are you dressed up in the Wolf Mask/Assless Leather Chaps rig again? Think of the children!!Indeed them bars make fer some good tents, boy howdy, but them tents are mighty lackin' in facilities. The TP was only to be nice, I took no pleasure from the act of dancing around under the full moon wearing nothing but a gimp mask singing praises to Jarlsberg while chucking around the ultra absorbant.
No way, boy howdy!
I sold my leather chaps by accident, oh pain and horror, but I believe I WAS wearing them when I ...decorated... his campsite. Oh how I long to once again feel the moxious wind 'twixt my thighs!
Anybody with access to the Wok of Ages, by the way? Got all I need for a staff of the walk-in freezer, which would be ...cool... Need to wok together some cold hi meins, though.
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Anybody with access to the Wok of Ages, by the way? Got all I need for a staff of the walk-in freezer, which would be ...cool... Need to wok together some cold hi meins, though.
I have access to the Wok of Ages. My in game name is Big Coffin Hunter. Either mail me your stuff or drop me a line in-game. I'll be sure to get on tonight and see what I can do about helping you.
I would like to join your guild I'm a Tauren Hunter. I'm only a level 4 at the moment. My name is Moolinda. I plan on doing leatherworking and skinning.
So one day's work and I'm level three. Mighty heaving hulk of a man that I am. I've got a pair of fearsome goblin tongs in one hand and a pair of too-tight goblin britches around my nethers--and I'm looking for a guild!
If you need to know my qualifications you can ask the heaps of black and blue goblins strewn about in my wake! My turtle's shell is tough and thick like my toenails, and longing for action!
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I would like to join your guild I'm a Tauren Hunter. I'm only a level 4 at the moment. My name is Moolinda. I plan on doing leatherworking and skinning.
I think you want the other thread over that way; this is Kingdom of Loathing, rather than World of Warcraft.
And it definitely looks like we're collecting cyborg parts. Anyone want to speculate on who or what we're borging? Uncle Crimbo? Fashioning a Crimborg Duds costume? Sneaking in disguised as a Crimborg to defeat the Crimborg Queen?
Anybody with access to the Wok of Ages, by the way? Got all I need for a staff of the walk-in freezer, which would be ...cool... Need to wok together some cold hi meins, though.I have access to the Wok of Ages. My in game name is Big Coffin Hunter. Either mail me your stuff or drop me a line in-game. I'll be sure to get on tonight and see what I can do about helping you.
3 units of MSG, cold and sour sauce and dry noodles coming your way, thank you heaps. Had limited computer access for a couple of days...
Staff assembled! Glorious chill!!!
Of course, I realized only now that I needed to wear a stupid glove to wield it, which means one less accessory... And I have some pretty nice accessories!
Merry Crimbo to y'all!
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What's happening? Man, people are dropping like flies.
Calling all current (and former?) members of the Paizonian guild --
I want to get the new dungeon for the guild, but it costs 10 million meat. At the rate I'm going, it will take quite a while for me to do it on my own. Let's get in there and get access to Hobopolis.
Anyone? Anyone?