All you adventurers with sweet tooths, uh, sweet teeth, uh, who like sweet stuff - I just dumped some candy for you in the stash. Who wouldn't want pickle flavored chewing gum?! There's also some Angry Farmer Candy and a whole pack of gum for your Sugar Rushing enjoyment.
In other news, I just purchased the long skinny balloon that I was looking for from the Mall, so please ignore my I.S.O. post.
Happy Muscle Day! Today would be a good day to spend any extra adventures you might have on Hoboflex Workout System in the rumpus room.
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I feel competent today. Not only have I gotten my Epic weapon, but I also defeated my nemesis, got the artifact, and crafted my Legendary Epic weapon after defeating an evil clown. God, those clowns were creepy.
In other news, I also managed to handily create a cottage, a disembodied smile, and find a leprechaun. Combined with the box-in-a-box-in-a-box, I get about 350 meat per fight in the bat lord's chamber place, which rocks for a level 5 pastamancer.
I end my highlights with the fact that I conjured a minor ray of gym socks to defeat the evil clown prince. I then turned his skin into a belt, which I proudly wear.
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If anyone needs Really Good Feng Shui for their camp site I just added some wind chimes, decorative fountains, and feng shui for big dumb idiots to the stash, also if anyones interested I'm about to add a dripping meatsword and a kentukey fried meatsword as well... ain't super advanced meatsmithing great...
game on
since i am busy all day and no time to use my computer i used all my adventures to boast up my moxie thanks for getting a taning bed,
Fat stacks of cash are great! ...For selling to get some much more useful meat. That's all I could figure out to do with it, that is.
How the HELL is one supposed to gain access to the Goblin King's chamber?
Wear the Knob Goblin Harem Girl outfit and apply a liberal dose of Knob Goblin Perfume. The Goblin King won't be able to resist your feminine charm.
One more question:
Where am I supposed to find shysterweed and fraudwort?
Shysterweed gets dropped by the graverobers in the Misspelled Cemetary; fraudwort gets dropped by demoninjas by in the Dark Elbow of the Woods in the Grove of the Deep Fat Friars.
OK, now how do I kill the freakin' thing?How the HELL is one supposed to gain access to the Goblin King's chamber?Wear the Knob Goblin Harem Girl outfit and apply a liberal dose of Knob Goblin Perfume. The Goblin King won't be able to resist your feminine charm.
I recommend striking him vigorously with some sort of sharpened implement. (You can equip any weapon with Knob Goblin Harem Girl Outfit and still benefit from the disguise.)
I found that just using the power of my mind was remarkably successful. :-) Honestly though, there are several bosses out there which are a really high level compared to the run up mooks. The Goblin King is one. Just wait until you get to the Bonerdragon...
In this case, waiting until you're more powerful can sometimes be the best thing.
One more question:
Where am I supposed to find shysterweed and fraudwort?
Shysterweed gets dropped by the graverobers in the Misspelled Cemetary; fraudwort gets dropped by demoninjas by in the Dark Elbow of the Woods in the Grove of the Deep Fat Friars.
I recommend striking him vigorously with some sort of sharpened implement. (You can equip any weapon with Knob Goblin Harem Girl Outfit and still benefit from the disguise.)OK, now how do I kill the freakin' thing?How the HELL is one supposed to gain access to the Goblin King's chamber?Wear the Knob Goblin Harem Girl outfit and apply a liberal dose of Knob Goblin Perfume. The Goblin King won't be able to resist your feminine charm.
Yup it worked, thanks :-)
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So today, I had to get 17 bundles of receipts from the Knob Goblin bean counters for the bounty hunter, and ended up getting about 20 adventures worth of meat chest things in the treasury. I went from 1800 meat to about 12000 meat in under 30 minutes. Of course, I then proceeded to spend a lot of it, getting Pastamastery, and grabbing some sweet stuff from the mall. I think I may have about 3000-4000 meat left, maybe less. Anyway, I just wanted to express how awesome it felt to have a somewhat large quantity of meat, even if only for a short time.
How does one get to the blocked chambers in the bat hole? This has been bugging me for a while.
Wouldn't you like to have a Level 3 Chill Crook in the clan?
I apply for that position.
Wouldn't you like to have a Level 3 Chill Crook in the clan?
I apply for that position.
Sothal
Application accepted, nooblet!
Now that the clan has those 150.000 chunks of meat, what are we going to use them for?
A jukebox, of course! :)
Next goal: Clan trainers! Prices start at 30,000 meat!
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Nice singing! I'm all out now, of course... (hint, hint)
For the spellcasters out there - I put Maxwell's silver hammer and a couple of Bat hats in the clan stash; they should be somewhat useful. I also smithed a Nasty rat mask, which should be helpful for a moxie-based character.
And, finally - we have 76.000 meat in our coffers. How 'bout some of them trainers?
I think that our illustrious Demon Queen Den Mother is busy with plans/travel to GenCon at the moment. I'd anticipate more input from her after that amazing event is over.
I purchased a Mysticality trainer - all of you should have received some Mysteriousness. Next trainer, who will tell you the secrets of how to get more meat, costs 50k meat. :)
Dumped a bunch of meat into the stash to get the next trainer.
Have fun at GenCon Lilith!
YEah thanks i need it. Just put in some meat. Have fun at Gencon
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I'll be wandering by as Kassil, Khirsah, Khellias, and Shadowkassil. Yes, I'm a multi!
And I've ascended a handful of times as Kassil, so if people want any suggestions feel free to ask me.
Admittedly, I'm a lazy multi. But once my laptop is back in my hands and I get an expresscard modem for it, I will be less lazy with it more than likely, simply because I've swapped my MMO fees to Pathfinder/GameMastery, and so it'll have to be either Guild Wars, some free-to-play game like Trickster Online, or KoL. And KoL is so much more amusing...
So, my question now is, is there anyone in there who can process applications who happens to be actively playing?
Sorry. Lilith is the only one with that power, and she's been kind of busy lately. She checks in periodically though. Give it a few more days. :)
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So, my question now is, is there anyone in there who can process applications who happens to be actively playing?Sorry. Lilith is the only one with that power, and she's been kind of busy lately. She checks in periodically though. Give it a few more days. :)
Mmmkay. As long as the guild isn't going defunct or anything.
Sorry I don't log in enough for you...I take it you're the one with four accounts that have applied? Your applications have been processed.
Sorry about the impatience, there. It has been a rather long week at work, and the tension carried over.
Understandable. :)
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Two questions:
1. How do I get past the Road to the White Citadel?
2. How does one cross Orc Chasm?
1. You need a paraglider, which is a dropped treasure. Just keep pounding monsters until you get one.
2. Um... You need the abridged dictionary, which you then take to the untinker. He takes it apart, and, hey presto! you have a bridge and a dictionary! You then use the bridge to cross the chasm.BTW, you need all kinds of weird scrolls to do the quests beyond the chasm. I'd very strongly recommend that you look that quest up on the kol.wiki site.
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do a google search for the KOL wiki... much faster and generally more consistent answers...
as for the orc chasm... i know you need the bridge, which you get from untinkering the arbridged disctionary...
forget how you get the dictionary though
something to do with dressing like a pirate in the Obligatory cove
Vandalism and villainy most fowl!!!
Somebody draped my lovely tent with toilet paper! Rumour has it that the villain is in our very guild, and even related to me. Disowned now, of course.
Dumped all my stash into the clan stash when I ascended as well, should be some assorted uselessness there.