Chaotic Snarky

[Heathansson]

It's not an alignment. It's a way. A way of groovin' through life.

[Fake Healer]

Are you Snarky?
No Malarky!

FH

[Sharoth]

And in the latest news today, the Grim Greyhawks have challenged the Ebony Eberrons to a cage match today. Bets are on the Greyhawks, with their suprise bonus player, Eric Mona! But to boister the Eberrons, Keith Baker has joined that team. Tune in tomorrow for the match of the century!!!

An in a shocking twist of events, Heathansson has been looking for a potion of forgetfulness to banish his memories of Mel Gibson's Apocalypto. We will be covering his desperate search for that mystical potion.

[Fake Healer]

Sharoth wrote:

An in a shocking twist of events, Heathansson has been looking for a potion of forgetfulness to banish his memories of Mel Gibson's Apocalypto. We will be covering his desperate search for that mystical potion.

I have one but I forgot where I put it after I tested it.

FH

[Heathansson]

Anybody seen Apocalypto? I drank this Mountain Dew out of this funny jug and now I can't remember the last month.
Think I'll go see it this weekend.

[Fake Healer]

Heathansson wrote:

Anybody seen Apocalypto? I drank this Mountain Dew out of this funny jug and now I can't remember the last month.

Think I'll go see it this weekend.

It's Mel Gibson so it has to be good, right? You should enjoy it. I hear that it raked in the bucks this week.

FH

[Celestial Healer]

Heathansson wrote:

Anybody seen Apocalypto? I drank this Mountain Dew out of this funny jug and now I can't remember the last month.

Think I'll go see it this weekend.

I think you told me you loved it and couldn't wait to see it again.

[Heathansson]

Fake Healer wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Anybody seen Apocalypto? I drank this Mountain Dew out of this funny jug and now I can't remember the last month.

Think I'll go see it this weekend.

It's Mel Gibson so it has to be good, right? You should enjoy it. I hear that it raked in the bucks this week.

FH

Cool. If everybody in America liked it, it HAS to be good.

Like George Bush, right?

[Heathansson]

Y'all tell that Aubrey, I started this thread because Chaotic Snarky deserves a thread.
Yeh, I was sad, no Snarky thread, so I made one.
Now I ain't sad no more.

Run, sheep! He's comin' for ya!

[Aubrey the Malformed]

Baaaaa!

[Heathansson]

He's from cross the pond. They call it "snaurky."

[Aubrey the Malformed]

Actually, we call it "sarky". Snauky/snorky could be a reference to snorkers, aka sausages. But it probably isn't.

[Heathansson]

Snausages.

(it was an ad campaign for doggy treats over here).

[Fake Healer]

Heathansson wrote:

Snausages.

(it was an add campaign for doggy treats over here).

Much better than a subtraction campaign.....

[Aubrey the Malformed]

Fake Healer wrote:

Much better than a subtraction campaign.....

I hate it when he comes over all superior like that.

[Heathansson]

Aubrey the Malformed wrote:

Fake Healer wrote:

Much better than a subtraction campaign.....

I hate it when he comes over all superior like that.

His avatar wears a skirt. He's got a lot to make up for.

[Aubrey the Malformed]

Heathansson wrote:

His avatar wears a skirt. He's got a lot to make up for.

Whereas your's just wears a smile. A true natural man, er, wolf-thing.

[Fake Healer]

Heathansson wrote:

Aubrey the Malformed wrote:

Fake Healer wrote:

Much better than a subtraction campaign.....

I hate it when he comes over all superior like that.

His avatar wears a skirt. He's got a lot to make up for.

Is not a skirt! It is one of them there Romany-type kilty thingies! Still waiting for someone to tell me what they are BTW.

FH

[Heathansson]

Fake Healer wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Aubrey the Malformed wrote:

Fake Healer wrote:

Much better than a subtraction campaign.....

I hate it when he comes over all superior like that.

His avatar wears a skirt. He's got a lot to make up for.

Is not a skirt! It is one of them there Romany-type kilty thingies! Still waiting for someone to tell me what they are BTW.

FH

Okay. It's a gypsy skirt.

[Cosmo]

Fake Healer wrote:

Still waiting for someone to tell me what they are BTW.

FH

To-GA!

To-GA!

TOE - GAH!!!

(By which I mean tunic)

[Celestial Healer]

It's okay, Fakey. I know you just wear the skirts because they're more comfortable. Hey, who are we to tell you that's wrong?

[Mothman]

Celestial Healer wrote:

It's okay, Fakey. I know you just wear the skirts because they're more comfortable. Hey, who are we to tell you that's wrong?

... says the guy in the dress. ;-)

[Celestial Healer]

It's comfortable! Sometimes I need to breathe down there.

[Heathansson]

Not me. My boys need support.

[Fake Healer]

it's not a dress.....but check out my Mace of Hitting People Who Make Fun of My Attire.

FH

[Lilith]

I like men that aren't afraid to wear unbifurcated garments. I find them quite sexy, not to mention it allows, ahem, easy access. :D

[Aberzombie]

Lilith wrote:

unbifurcated garments

Hey now, what's with all these here fancy words.

[Fake Healer]

Lilith wrote:

I like men that aren't afraid to wear unbifurcated garments. I find them quite sexy, not to mention it allows, ahem, easy access. :D

So....you likey, baby? I'm about as unbifurcated as they come. Ummm, you are like practically married so you are gonna have just cool it, sister! I know it's hard to resist, but, HEY! Watch the hands!!! NO! No means..... no. I mean,...... don't...OK maybe for...... just a .......little while.....

FH

[Celestial Healer]

Heathansson wrote:

Not me. My boys need support.

Umm. You're naked.

[Heathansson]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Not me. My boys need support.

Umm. You're naked.

Naah...my pants don't rip. Went to the same tailor as that Hulk feller. Kindova big-and-tall-and-misc.-shapeshifter store. It's owned by a Skrull who is here on earth for political asylum.

He also did Reed Richards up a special pair of Speedo swimmin' trunks.

[Aberzombie]

Heathansson wrote:

He also did Reed Richards up a special pair of Speedo swimmin' trunks.

No there's an image I didn't really need.

[Lilith]

Utilikilts! Only with a Utilikilt can you get a six pack of beer into your pockets! Available in leather, duck canvas (Carhartt) or tuxedo wool for those special occasions!

[Fake Healer]

Lilith wrote:

Utilikilts! Only with a Utilikilt can you get a six pack of beer into your pockets! Available in leather, duck canvas (Carhartt) or tuxedo wool for those special occasions!

I am so getting me the Workman's Utilikilt. I got alot of construction projects lined up around the house for spring. Even has the modesty snaps so the neighborhood wives don't start to droolin' over me! Thanks for the link!

FH

[Heathansson]

Actually, it was kinda funny. A couple years ago, I saw this guy at Game Chest (a Dallas, Tx flgs) with an olive drab kilt, and like a black concert shirt and doc martens, and long blonde hair like the lead guy o' Metallica, and kinda thick.
All these people were looking at him weird, but nobody would say anything.

[Fatespinner]

Lilith wrote:

Utilikilts! Only with a Utilikilt can you get a six pack of beer into your pockets! Available in leather, duck canvas (Carhartt) or tuxedo wool for those special occasions!

I've wanted one of these for awhile (and my wife thinks I'd look hawt in one) but they're just so darn expensive!

I would totally get a Mockers one. A little bit extra long, too. I don't like having my knees uncovered.

[Lilith]

Alright, all you dress-wearing men front and center! Time for a kilt check! :D :P

[Heathansson]

Now dass what I call snarky! :+D

[Fake Healer]

Oh! Me first! I don't really understand how the modesty snaps works...., little help?;P

FH

[Heathansson]

Fake Healer wrote:

Oh! Me first! I don't really understand how the modesty snaps works...., little help?;P

FH

This is getting vulgar. You guys have to stop, or your taint scores will start to rise to dangerous levels.