A zombie brachiosaurus or ultrasaurus, that comes smashing down the wall of a city under siege, then all these savage-templated madmen come ripping out of holes in its thorax, like a charnel Trojan Horse, to bring mayhem and carnage.
Dude, I'd run.
I would too. But what's to keep the fellas with the savage template from eating their way out of the dinosaur before they could breach the wall?
Heathansson wrote: A zombie brachiosaurus or ultrasaurus, that comes smashing down the wall of a city under siege, then all these savage-templated madmen come ripping out of holes in its thorax, like a charnel Trojan Horse, to bring mayhem and carnage.
Dude, I'd run.
Shush. Write.
James Keegan wrote: I would too. But what's to keep the fellas with the savage template from eating their way out of the dinosaur before they could breach the wall? Well it depends on how many licks it takes to get to the center of a zombified ultrasaurus.
Grimtk1 wrote: James Keegan wrote: I would too. But what's to keep the fellas with the savage template from eating their way out of the dinosaur before they could breach the wall? Well it depends on how many licks it takes to get to the center of a zombified ultrasaurus. I have it on authority from one source that it takes three: however, others have said that they could never get through the extra tough outmost epidermal layer without biting. As savage creatures, we can only assume that they will be not only biting, but also clawing and gnawing (and nevermind the guys with vestigial second heads). So there needs to be some sort of easier prey or distraction thrown in with the savage breach squad in order to prevent premature disembarking.
whatever it is I think I see
becomes a zombie brachiosaurus to me.......
**distantly related candy reference...sorry**
James Keegan wrote: I would too. But what's to keep the fellas with the savage template from eating their way out of the dinosaur before they could breach the wall? Have then in some sort of suspended animation until the zombiesaur reaches the wall (which triggers their awakening).
Heathansson wrote: A zombie brachiosaurus or ultrasaurus, that comes smashing down the wall of a city under siege, then all these savage-templated madmen come ripping out of holes in its thorax, like a charnel Trojan Horse, to bring mayhem and carnage.
Dude, I'd run.
NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hehe did you read Jim Butcher's book "Dead Beat"? he brings a more or less zombie T-rex to life and rides it; squashes cars and everything :)
Valegrim wrote: hehe did you read Jim Butcher's book "Dead Beat"? he brings a more or less zombie T-rex to life and rides it; squashes cars and everything :) No, but I think I will now.
Borealis wrote: Have then in some sort of suspended animation until the zombiesaur reaches the wall (which triggers their awakening). Well, you could cram as many peasants as you could grab and stuff them into the zombie ultrasaur. Maybe some animals just to make it interesting. Then, you just give one insane cultist (they'd have to be insane to ride inside a rotting zombie), with the pearl, a hammer, and a knife. As soon as they breach the wall, crack the pearl, bleed and let the fun begin.
Those who resist the effects would wish they hadn't.
joshua johnson wrote: whatever it is I think I see
becomes a zombie brachiosaurus to me.......
**distantly related candy reference...sorry**
what? doesn't everyone put the undead and candy together?
joshua johnson wrote: whatever it is I think I see
becomes a zombie brachiosaurus to me.......
**distantly related candy reference...sorry**
Joshua Johnson comes in a very-close second place for the winning of this thread... after, of course, the OP.
'Cause, dude... That would be cool.
Carry on.
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