the whiskey bar, the piano bar, the
spacebar, and the main highway to the
Drunken Clam and Moe's Tavern. The sheriff
handed the chase to the next county.
Al, Ted, and "King Kong" Bundy walked
into a bar and ordered Bloody Marys
the cops got called and made everybody
strip down so they could search their
behinds for the missing and reported stolen
plutonium. The cops fired their revolvers into
a ford dealership having mistaken it for
a Hyundai plant. They were severely reprimanded
months, most quit instead and took jobs
all Hell broke loose, only to be
of steam before Satan was supposed to
written by Richard Nixon, but copied from
Satan opened his gaping maw to deliver
speech to unify the nine layers of
...Precinct 13.
Sam Jackson arrived with an eyepatch, kilt,
claymore, drum of foogas, M2HB, and 20
once said prior planning prevents poor performance
but Sam Jackson just blasted that mofo!
which was a shame because he also
Ford executives had already chosen Zeke Hogswallow
calibration of the sequined megaphone array, powered
Zeke suited up and blasted Detroit from
the map, saving only the Ford Museum.
The rest of the city was less
than five years away from being totally
laurels and cheering in the street! Then