The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[Celestial Healer]

in West Virginia!" responded a lonely old

[drunken_nomad]

man, who desired a roc companion to

[Aberzombie]

act as his mount during important trips

[Digitalelf]

to his local convenience store, located just

[Celestial Healer]

the Tomb of Horrors. "I'm all out

[Dies Irae]

of beer", he declared loudly as he...

[Mike Welham]

belched out the alphabet. He skipped the

[drunken_nomad]

Cthulhu incantations and Dio lyrics, choosing his

[MythrilDragon]

chant of the bubblegum pop lyrics," Hey

[Aberzombie]

, hey. What do you say? Someone took

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my virginity away!" That annoying song was

[Aberzombie]

nominated for a Grammy. Thankfully, when performed

[MythrilDragon]

gargantuan speakers resonate so much feedback that

[drunken_nomad]

it sounded like the ghost of Christmas

[Celestial Healer]

Yet To Come when he says, "Damn,

[MythrilDragon]

she be hawt!" Tabloid photographers caught the

[Celestial Healer]

old man as he was stepping out

[MythrilDragon]

with his baby (and baby mama) to

[drunken_nomad]

the Chik-Fil-A at the food court. Security

[Digitalelf]

however, was just a little too lax

[Mike Welham]

as he robbed the restaurant with a

[MythrilDragon]

loaded rubber chicken stuffed with 98% beef

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by-product and fled with $27 and a

[MythrilDragon]

a horsey named Paul Revere. The sheriffs posse

[Dies Irae]

could not catch his Satanic Pushcart so...

[MythrilDragon]

the moral of the story is... Never

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underestimate the power of sleeze. "That'll teach

[MythrilDragon]

me!" The sheriff exclaimed as he looked

[taig]

at the gish in the jail cell.

[MythrilDragon]

Meanwhile, back at stately Wayne Manor the

[Digitalelf]

toilet sat plugged with vast amounts of

[MythrilDragon]

turkey droppings. Mario and Luigi were called

[Digitalelf]

in to fix the problem, but upon

[Aberzombie]

arrival they discovered, to their everlasting horror,

[Celestial Healer]

a nest of buzzy beetles that their

[taig]

catalytic coffeemaker could not decisively defeat. Mario

[Aberzombie]

attempted to shoot fire blasts from his

[Celestial Healer]

colon, but it only made the beetles

[drunken_nomad]

break up! Yoko shouted at Erik, "I

[Celestial Healer]

ate two whole pies! Two! Take that

[taig]

you angel! I'm going to call my

[Heathansson]

guru and get him to call down

[drunken_nomad]

Maxwell, Bungalow Bill, and Rocky Raccoon!"

"Don't

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go breakin' my heart," interrupted a glamorous

[drunken_nomad]

Right Said Fred bandmember, driving his Cadillac

[Aberzombie]

onto the stage in a desperate attempt

[Digitalelf]

to recapture any fame that they might

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never have had to begin with. "My

[MythrilDragon]

Achey-Breaky Heart" was blarring on the AM

[drunken_nomad]

radio as Bill Murray got up in