and refuse to associate with the little
poodle rat thingies as well. Lohan loved her
new best friend, which only cost her
A bucket of chicken and a small
version of the dreaded beast known as
The dreaded and feared dire gerbil of
doom, despair, and dictation. This terror inducing
Overload of rodents and fuzzy bunny's bring
with them fleas ridden with filthy diseases
don't forgt the zombie fleas
for when they bite you you turn
into a word eating zombie that forgets
every detail of their living existence, even
where you put your pair of left-handed
Edit: pencils and your zombie hand as well
as your empty beer mug, not even
the smallest detail, like where you put
your car keys, or what your girlfriend's
told you to bring from the mini
market on the way home from the
uber fancy and exclusive sucubus party where
they were used as bizarre human furniture
and all your orifices were used for
drink cozies by the depraved bat-winged
fetishists whom were trying to emulate the
pit fiends who were using similarly decorated
leather outfits and studded belts specially made
and magically reinforced to dominate and contain
the poor hapless zombies, who all the
the cranky girlfriends that sneaked into the
Edit: damn, heathy beat me to it...can't keep up with you guys!-
time tried to get into the action
but, due to the fact that their
large phallic symbols prominently displayed on the
walls of the joint were in fact
table, next to the drinks and snacks
Edit: damn... I said I would quit... You type fast guys!
which was terrifying because the large red
blister the hostess have on her big
carbuncle, which was really a universe full
of serial gamblers, fully intent on winning
a toaster oven on the Showcase Showdown.
The dancing animals in love danced and
galavanted across the lawn, at which point
someone called the sheriff, who locked them
in the hoosegow, touching off a storm
of controversy. 'The Flowerpatch Riots' were televised
on all smurf channels and all smurf
viewers formed into a Smurf Voltron, flying
through the smurfion galaxies of the green
planet where all the little pixies go
when they are tired of being blue.
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