gnomes. His plan was indeed
of horrendous proportions. He hoped
of ninja squirrels would come
infected with the black ebola
from a small ninja syringe
attach to their tails. The
silent rodents attacked swiftly, mercilessly,
chattering and jabbing ebola spikes
into their intended targets, then
moving silently they slipped out
gathering again at home, after
, of course, stopping at the
Piggly Wiggly to buy candy
and some suntan lotion for
nut stash, the ninja squirrels
then decided that demonic ebola
was to expensive to purchase
; dire crab lice however, were
from Tokyo Salvage, so they
purchased 88 tons and headed
straight for Seatle. their agenda
To find Karen Worthington. Steve
human as one would believe
in certain lighting conditions. Squishily,
the crab-carriers snuck up to
ted's barn, where Ms. Worthington
hay loft with her favorite
dire weasel and just plain
abominated the little guy thoroughly.
Having satiated her carnal desires,
her vampiric rooster "Chester". Lars
undead cock fight. The bastard
took his stratacaster and blasted
cheese. But he still died.
Such is the cheese's power -
the cheese summoned Jubilex!Initiative!
Ms. Worthington struck first with
her vorpal blade. Blood flowed
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