The Five Word Game!


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, but I digress. Qwerty finally


went ahead and literally explogasmed

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when it became clear that


his minions only spoke Gaelic

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with a text-messaging flavour; it


said "Llyke, Ohe Emme Geye"


which was odd because demons


usually use VOiP, especially for


coming out of the closet.


Qwerty dealt out the cards

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of the Tarot to its


friends in an odd fashion;


the minions wondered if Qwerty


could actually tell them if

Sovereign Court

the lottery tickets they bought

Liberty's Edge

with nail and hair clippings


were winners as tarot predicted.

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"Screw this!", fumed the confused


cowboy hat wearing poker player,

Liberty's Edge

"y'all gonna hafta ante up


'an play some more or


y'all will have to check

Liberty's Edge

cuz it's all cash only.


Quickly Qwerty reached into his

Liberty's Edge

massive black studded leather manpurse


and pulled out the largest

Liberty's Edge

hairdryer-over 2' radius shaft-


flamethrower burning hair dry while,

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Heathansson wrote:
hairdryer-over 2' radius shaft-

and pointed its supercharged funnel

Liberty's Edge

at the wet butthair of


the local weatherman, who was

Liberty's Edge

blown away by all of

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the high winds and hot


chili peppers on his enchilada

Scarab Sages

from Taco Hell (layer 478).

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"Heeeeelp", wailed the poor wind-buffeted


meteorologist. "My skin is accustomed


to pampering! Now look at

Liberty's Edge

my wrinkly scuzzy face. I

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look like a shambling zombiefied


Regis Philbin! Look, my hair

Liberty's Edge

is falling out in scabrous


leprous grease-stained lice-infected shplorky chunks!"

Liberty's Edge

Chunks of schplork......sentient chunks.


The chunks have the power


of Castle Greyskull, but only

Liberty's Edge

when they do a little


jig that is when i

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reach for the sky and


scream aloud "I am a...

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