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Scarab Sages

Ah had me some gator jerky once.

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:
Ah had me some gator jerky once.

Ah het plinny o tiger bacon.

Funny how everthang tastes lahk chikkin.

Silver Crusade

Zombehs taste lahk chikken.

Scarab Sages

Mmmmm....Chicken!

Silver Crusade

Mehbee it's because it's a zombeh chikken.

Tastes better than Robot Chikken...


Aberzombie wrote:
Mmmmm....Chicken!
Aberzombie wrote:
he he...math is fun.
Aberzombie wrote:
Mmmmm....pie.
Aberzombie wrote:
I like hills.
Aberzombie wrote:
I like time.
Aberzombie wrote:
I like chainsaws.
Aberzombie wrote:
I like corn.

You iz weird. I just like beer.


Mmm...beer.

Scarab Sages

Mmmm....mmmmm

Liberty's Edge

drunk zombie alert!!!

Scarab Sages

Ah'm not as think as you drunk ah am! *hic*


wher dim fethur-brainded chikens?

Liberty's Edge

Dey run fum thait drukin zompy.


Some one mentioned beer 'n chicken?
****Buurrrp!!!****

Scarab Sages

Ah wonder ha long we ken keep this here thread a goin?


keeps going as long as there is beer

** drinks half a can of beer; shoves it up a dead chickens cavity; lets the thing standing up on the grill; throws on some misc spices **

There youse all git dat; beer can chicken; be real gut in bout half hour or so.

***goes to the back of his pickemup truck and put a few more cases of beer in the cooler, goes over to his cold heart wife in the middle of a rant and holds out hte cooler; everythign turns frosty, smiles; goes back to his seat to watch the grass grow.

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yep
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Scarab Sages

Mmmmm...misc spices

Liberty's Edge

Therr's uh intnilick divarer in the horse pashture.

Scarab Sages

Yuh shur it ain't that Takahaski feller?

Liberty's Edge

Who? Wut?
Don't know as to whom you refer, my pungent friend.


Is dem Inteluct Devourers good to et? we could grill em up; maybe be a bit like monkey brains, but might be good eatin. I prolly got some special misc spices that do er up good.


Goo' thin' we'aen't go' notin' tu war' bou' fra' tha in-ter-nect de-vo-rar. Aber, y'bes' be kepen' yar eyes ou' far zom-ba de-vo-rars.


hmm; I better git sum more reloads fer our scatterguns. Anyone got a 12ga die on em; only got me 10ga die and me 20ga fer reloads.

Scarab Sages

Saern wrote:
Goo' thin' we'aen't go' notin' tu war' bou' fra' tha in-ter-nect de-vo-rar. Aber, y'bes' be kepen' yar eyes ou' far zom-ba de-vo-rars.

Ayuh, I done seen muh some great big'ol worms round here an bout whut likes ta devorar us unlivin folk. Ah likes ta keep muh some rabid ducks round just fer pertecshun. Sick em boys.

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:


Ah likes ta keep muh some rabid ducks round just fer pertecshun. Sick em boys.

Is them what laze them Easter Eggs?


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Yeeeee!
Got more beer! and I stole the pie from the orc and the halfling!
Double yeeeee!

Mmmmm-mm nice zombee´n´kidney pie.

Paaartyyyy-e !


Valegrim wrote:
hmm; I better git sum more reloads fer our scatterguns. Anyone got a 12ga die on em; only got me 10ga die and me 20ga fer reloads.

Only got a d20 on me :/

Scarab Sages

Dang it all, them squirrels been gettin ta mah toemater bushes agin.

Liberty's Edge

Them aint no ordinery squirrels.
Them's ninjas.


Is it that Cadderly fella´s sqirrrl agn?

ps. changed avatar - i´m incognito again...

Scarab Sages

Ah wuz in Cogniter once. Nahs place, but ah wouldn want ta live there.

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:
Ah wuz in Cogniter once. Nahs place, but ah wouldn want ta live there.

Too many damn zombies.

Scarab Sages

Heathansson wrote:
Too many damn zombies.

Ah reassemble that remark!

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Too many damn zombies.
Ah reassemble that remark!

I thought you was just hangovered.

Scarab Sages

Heathansson wrote:
I thought you was just hangovered.

Unfort'nitly, ah got betta. Ah kinda likes bein hangovered, it gives muh a feelin o' accomplished.


I drank so much once I got real accomplished; yep, flat out on the floor; had me a rather interesting conversations with a spider though he did most of the talking the loquacious arachnid;hart to understand though, couldnt tell if it was his slured speach or me slurred listening.

Scarab Sages

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Go Saints!
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Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:

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Go Saints!
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Wherr they goin'?


Heathansson wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

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Go Saints!
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Wherr they goin'?

Down!

Scarab Sages

Go-Lem wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

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Go Saints!
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Wherr they goin'?
Down!

Compared to last season, they can only go up.


Ifn we git any Saints around here we r bound to get some of dem demons to tote for de utter side; hehe wood u radder see Deva or Succubus cheerleaders? and wood dey bring their own beer?


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Scarab Sages

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Mmmm...woodbeer. Made from fermented zombies.
Cheerz liiderz.


zombeer

Liberty's Edge

Is that wut yer avatar's bin drankin'?

Scarab Sages

Why'd tha zombee cry?

Heh could'n find his mummy!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....

Liberty's Edge

Aberzombie wrote:

Why'd tha zombee cry?

Heh could'n find his mummy!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....

Tell him to look in the fruit cellar.

That's where Norman found his mummy.

Grand Lodge

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Yup he did alright. Som'thin' wrong wit dat boy. Yup.

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