Larry Lichman wrote: Majik helmit? Yep, comes onna roll an then ya jus fit a piece tew yewr hed. Them's made bah Reynold's.
Where funny bald man go? He out riding Falkor?
Mummy was in my house....
Whut tha hell? Ah'm a thinkin we gots us more hippehs!
Whut, whar?! Let meh put mah beer down & grab mah gun.
Hippehs is lahk de plague. They cum in on rats, 'n' infect ever'one wit' sickness.
Lock 'n' load, boys!
O-lee Crapola!
*Creack!*
Jost open't up me box a die-gnome-ite! Grab a stick a less gets to senda dem ta hippie-high-hell!!
Huntin' hippehs is whut Ah'm best et. That 'n collectin' applahances on meh lawn.
Yeah!!!!
Sparklers!!!!
*KA-BOOM*
*cough*
Yeah smoke!!!!!
Heeheeeee, jue see that'n's leg fly off?! Wheeeew doggie! Light up nuther stick ah that die-gnome-ite & see whut else'll fly off.
Tegan! Dont putt ur beer down; here have onnadeez funny hats wit a straw n filler up; dat way yee wont git ur beer all stole like er worse yet; spillit.
Beer N Bullets; Beer N Bullets; get yer Beer N Special loads here!
I ave the power of regenert...
regin...
regenert...
regurgitation!
Valegrim wrote: Tegan! Dont putt ur beer down; here have onnadeez funny hats wit a straw n filler up; dat way yee wont git ur beer all stole like er worse yet; spillit. It aint gonna muss up mah har is it? HAAHAAA, I'm jus kiddin', pass that hat on over har. *Mmmmm, beeer an bullets, lahf don't get much better 'n this.
Uber McHackistan wrote: ...
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This Uber feller is a bit suspicuous lookin'. Hey feller, u a commie?
Ah'm thinkin yer raht bout that. He shur do look lahk uh commie.
im a marble? Well your a comma!
Uber McHackistan wrote: im a marble? Well your a comma! My uncle was in a comma once. Lasted for sentences.
Boah, muh cow died last night, so I don't need yore bull.
Ayyup. Thet boah lookx rong.
Iz it just me orz his hahd look lopsided?
A lak tu sang an dance awl naht
Com tu a fiks aina frad tu faht
you got that right
Yer a gosh dang hippeh, ain't ya boy?
Kent trust a feller whose eyes 'r lookin' oppisit dYErections.
Ya got that raht! Ah knowed uh feller whut had eyes lahk that once - ended up in uh hippeh comyoon, smokin wacky weed.
Splaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mah ole lady dun has ahz poantin' differnt dyerections. Thet's cuz she dun got kicked bah a mule. Thet ain't whah her face is so mest up tho... She wuz alwehs lahk that.
ayup. Hay thet boah shor do puk alots.
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