(whistles) o o
........I------ .
Cosmo wrote:
The Celery Stalks at Midnight
I have that book. And it scared the crap outta me when I was 7. Possibly the most frightened I have ever been after reading a book.
What can I say? Vegetables are terrifying.
To this day I still don't trust them. Come to think of it, that might explain Lafond. He's become a thrall of his own beans.
Tak, wu da heel you tal'bou? Won my-et think ya be gon'on bou su fillsofy er su sich. Ya bin ou' wid dem dar 'ipys, ain't yer, boy?
Aberzombie wrote: Fake Healer wrote: Was it Big Trouble in Little China that had the ducks and the other food in the chinese restaurant come to life as zombies?
I road in an elevator with James Hong once. I had to fight the urge to turn to him and say "You were not put on this Earth to 'Get it' Mr. Burton." I have it on DVD. So must you all.
...
Dukes o' Hazerd? Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!
Believe me or don't,
I woke up this morning with gills and jumped in my bath...
Well, it started raining again and me got no beer... =(
Go-Lem wrote: Well, it started raining again and me got no beer... =( Ah'd offer ya one, but Ah dun got one left. T'aint rainin here.
Heathansson wrote: Saw a varmint. Seen a peppermint meself.
Failed three SAN rolls so far reading this thread.
Iä, Yog-Sothoth!
Aberzombie wrote: Heathansson wrote: Saw a varmint. Seen a peppermint meself. Thet's the varmint I pepper'd...wit buckshot! Haw haw.
Tatterdemalion wrote: Failed three SAN rolls so far reading this thread.
Iä, Yog-Sothoth!
ayyup.
Tatterdemalion wrote: Failed three SAN rolls so far reading this thread.
Iä, Yog-Sothoth!
This could be the reason why I woke up with gills...
silenttimo wrote: Tatterdemalion wrote: Failed three SAN rolls so far reading this thread.
Iä, Yog-Sothoth! This could be the reason why I woke up with gills... I hate when that happens.
Jeremy Walker wrote:
What can I say? Vegetables are terrifying.
To this day I still don't trust them. Come to think of it, that might explain Lafond. He's become a thrall of his own beans.
I've always said that I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, but rather because I hate plants.
Aberzombie wrote: silenttimo wrote: Tatterdemalion wrote: Failed three SAN rolls so far reading this thread.
Iä, Yog-Sothoth! This could be the reason why I woke up with gills... I hate when that happens. I recommend a topical cream.
Sebastian wrote: Aberzombie wrote: silenttimo wrote: Tatterdemalion wrote: Failed three SAN rolls so far reading this thread.
Iä, Yog-Sothoth! This could be the reason why I woke up with gills... I hate when that happens. I recommend a topical cream. Or Duct Tape.
Why wid ja wanta tape a duck?
Heathansson wrote: Why wid ja wanta tape a duck? Easier to shoot?
tape it up. I wonna try it.
Yew boyz shur is actin all strange. Tappin up ducks! Soundz kinkee.
I allers walned to sic my pipbowl ulna zombeh.
Heathansson wrote: I allers walned to sic my pipbowl ulna zombeh. Woof! Woof! Is't a zombeh pipbowl
Heathansson wrote: it's uh mohrg pipbowl. Morhg & Mindy? Nanoo Nanoo!
Mohrg calling Orcus ... Mohrg calling Orcus ... come in Orcus...
Hastur, once, Hastur twice...
Ahh, what a relaxing thread! It's like playing Doom - nothing to think about, just shoo..., ahm, writing... ;)
It´s raining ää ättätää ngli ättätää tä and my bear is all drunk.
You have a drunken bear as pet?!
Dryder wrote: Hastur, once, Hastur twice...
What did she say?
SHE??? ::upset, like hell!!!::
Does He(ath) not know the great HASTUR (thrice!)???
Listen folks, there is this huge squid-thing outside my window claiming that it just woke up after a very long slumber and intends to devour the wold 'cause "the stars are right" or something like that.
What should I do? I'm kinda scared of that ill-mannered brute...
Uri Kurlianchik wrote: Listen folks, there is this huge squid-thing outside my window claiming that it just woke up after a very long slumber and intends to devour the wold 'cause "the stars are right" or something like that.
What should I do? I'm kinda scared of that ill-mannered brute...
How many 5' squares does it take up?
Cosmo wrote: What? "What"'s on Second...
Moff Rimmer wrote: Cosmo wrote: What? "What"'s on Second... So who's on first?
Lilith wrote: Moff Rimmer wrote: Cosmo wrote: What? "What"'s on Second... So who's on first? I don't know.
Cosmo wrote: I don't know. Third Base...
This is a weird team...
Uri Kurlianchik wrote: Listen folks, there is this huge squid-thing outside my window claiming that it just woke up after a very long slumber and intends to devour the wold 'cause "the stars are right" or something like that.
What should I do? I'm kinda scared of that ill-mannered brute...
Roll a d4, and, if possible, try to be part of a group of at least 5 people including yourself.
Sebastian wrote: Uri Kurlianchik wrote: Listen folks, there is this huge squid-thing outside my window claiming that it just woke up after a very long slumber and intends to devour the wold 'cause "the stars are right" or something like that.
What should I do? I'm kinda scared of that ill-mannered brute... Roll a d4, and, if possible, try to be part of a group of at least 5 people including yourself. But don't stand bunched up in case it has area of effect spells.
And don't look like the most intimidating person -- but don't look like the weakest either.
Moff Rimmer wrote: Uri Kurlianchik wrote: Listen folks, there is this huge squid-thing outside my window claiming that it just woke up after a very long slumber and intends to devour the wold 'cause "the stars are right" or something like that.
What should I do? I'm kinda scared of that ill-mannered brute... How many 5' squares does it take up? More than there are grains of sand in the desert or gamers at Gencon. Well, I guess it's bedtime -O my god! It just ate Southern Syria, with suger!
The horror, the horror!
Uri Kurlianchik wrote: More than there are grains of sand in the desert or gamers at Gencon. Well, I guess it's bedtime -O my god! It just ate Southern Syria, with suger!
The horror, the horror!
Send the gamers after it. If that doesn't scare it, we're all doomed.
Uri Kurlianchik wrote: Well, I guess it's bedtime -O my god! It just ate Southern Syria, with suger!
The horror, the horror!
I think that provokes an attack of opportunity.
|