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(whistles) o o
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Cosmo wrote:


The Celery Stalks at Midnight

I have that book. And it scared the crap outta me when I was 7. Possibly the most frightened I have ever been after reading a book.

What can I say? Vegetables are terrifying.

To this day I still don't trust them. Come to think of it, that might explain Lafond. He's become a thrall of his own beans.


Tak, wu da heel you tal'bou? Won my-et think ya be gon'on bou su fillsofy er su sich. Ya bin ou' wid dem dar 'ipys, ain't yer, boy?


Aberzombie wrote:
Fake Healer wrote:

Was it Big Trouble in Little China that had the ducks and the other food in the chinese restaurant come to life as zombies?

I road in an elevator with James Hong once. I had to fight the urge to turn to him and say "You were not put on this Earth to 'Get it' Mr. Burton."

I have it on DVD. So must you all.

Liberty's Edge

got Dukes Uhazzert?


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Dukes o' Hazerd? Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!

Liberty's Edge

Believe me or don't,

I woke up this morning with gills and jumped in my bath...


Well, it started raining again and me got no beer... =(

Scarab Sages

Go-Lem wrote:
Well, it started raining again and me got no beer... =(

Ah'd offer ya one, but Ah dun got one left. T'aint rainin here.

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Saw a varmint.

Scarab Sages

Heathansson wrote:
Saw a varmint.

Seen a peppermint meself.


Failed three SAN rolls so far reading this thread.

Iä, Yog-Sothoth!

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Aberzombie wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Saw a varmint.
Seen a peppermint meself.

Thet's the varmint I pepper'd...wit buckshot! Haw haw.

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Tatterdemalion wrote:

Failed three SAN rolls so far reading this thread.

Iä, Yog-Sothoth!

ayyup.

Scarab Sages

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Tatterdemalion wrote:

Failed three SAN rolls so far reading this thread.

Iä, Yog-Sothoth!

This could be the reason why I woke up with gills...

Scarab Sages

silenttimo wrote:
Tatterdemalion wrote:

Failed three SAN rolls so far reading this thread.

Iä, Yog-Sothoth!

This could be the reason why I woke up with gills...

I hate when that happens.

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

Jeremy Walker wrote:


What can I say? Vegetables are terrifying.

To this day I still don't trust them. Come to think of it, that might explain Lafond. He's become a thrall of his own beans.

I've always said that I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, but rather because I hate plants.

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Aberzombie wrote:
silenttimo wrote:
Tatterdemalion wrote:

Failed three SAN rolls so far reading this thread.

Iä, Yog-Sothoth!

This could be the reason why I woke up with gills...
I hate when that happens.

I recommend a topical cream.

Scarab Sages

Sebastian wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
silenttimo wrote:
Tatterdemalion wrote:

Failed three SAN rolls so far reading this thread.

Iä, Yog-Sothoth!

This could be the reason why I woke up with gills...
I hate when that happens.
I recommend a topical cream.

Or Duct Tape.

Liberty's Edge

Why wid ja wanta tape a duck?

Scarab Sages

Heathansson wrote:
Why wid ja wanta tape a duck?

Easier to shoot?

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tape it up. I wonna try it.

Scarab Sages

Yew boyz shur is actin all strange. Tappin up ducks! Soundz kinkee.

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I allers walned to sic my pipbowl ulna zombeh.

Scarab Sages

Heathansson wrote:
I allers walned to sic my pipbowl ulna zombeh.

Woof! Woof! Is't a zombeh pipbowl

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it's uh mohrg pipbowl.

Scarab Sages

Heathansson wrote:
it's uh mohrg pipbowl.

Morhg & Mindy? Nanoo Nanoo!

Scarab Sages

Mohrg calling Orcus ... Mohrg calling Orcus ... come in Orcus...


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Hastur, once, Hastur twice...

Ahh, what a relaxing thread! It's like playing Doom - nothing to think about, just shoo..., ahm, writing... ;)


It´s raining ää ättätää ngli ättätää tä and my bear is all drunk.

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You have a drunken bear as pet?!

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Dryder wrote:

Hastur, once, Hastur twice...

What did she say?

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SHE??? ::upset, like hell!!!::

Does He(ath) not know the great HASTUR (thrice!)???

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

Who?


Listen folks, there is this huge squid-thing outside my window claiming that it just woke up after a very long slumber and intends to devour the wold 'cause "the stars are right" or something like that.
What should I do? I'm kinda scared of that ill-mannered brute...

Scarab Sages

Uri Kurlianchik wrote:

Listen folks, there is this huge squid-thing outside my window claiming that it just woke up after a very long slumber and intends to devour the wold 'cause "the stars are right" or something like that.

What should I do? I'm kinda scared of that ill-mannered brute...

How many 5' squares does it take up?

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

What?

Liberty's Edge

Babababababarino.

Scarab Sages

Cosmo wrote:
What?

"What"'s on Second...


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
What?
"What"'s on Second...

So who's on first?

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

Lilith wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
What?
"What"'s on Second...
So who's on first?

I don't know.

Scarab Sages

Cosmo wrote:
I don't know.

Third Base...

This is a weird team...

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Uri Kurlianchik wrote:

Listen folks, there is this huge squid-thing outside my window claiming that it just woke up after a very long slumber and intends to devour the wold 'cause "the stars are right" or something like that.

What should I do? I'm kinda scared of that ill-mannered brute...

Roll a d4, and, if possible, try to be part of a group of at least 5 people including yourself.

Scarab Sages

Sebastian wrote:
Uri Kurlianchik wrote:

Listen folks, there is this huge squid-thing outside my window claiming that it just woke up after a very long slumber and intends to devour the wold 'cause "the stars are right" or something like that.

What should I do? I'm kinda scared of that ill-mannered brute...
Roll a d4, and, if possible, try to be part of a group of at least 5 people including yourself.

But don't stand bunched up in case it has area of effect spells.

And don't look like the most intimidating person -- but don't look like the weakest either.


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Uri Kurlianchik wrote:

Listen folks, there is this huge squid-thing outside my window claiming that it just woke up after a very long slumber and intends to devour the wold 'cause "the stars are right" or something like that.

What should I do? I'm kinda scared of that ill-mannered brute...
How many 5' squares does it take up?

More than there are grains of sand in the desert or gamers at Gencon. Well, I guess it's bedtime -O my god! It just ate Southern Syria, with suger!

The horror, the horror!

Scarab Sages

Uri Kurlianchik wrote:

More than there are grains of sand in the desert or gamers at Gencon. Well, I guess it's bedtime -O my god! It just ate Southern Syria, with suger!

The horror, the horror!

Send the gamers after it. If that doesn't scare it, we're all doomed.

Silver Crusade

Uri Kurlianchik wrote:

Well, I guess it's bedtime -O my god! It just ate Southern Syria, with suger!

The horror, the horror!

I think that provokes an attack of opportunity.

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

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