I is baaaack!!!
Whar is that Aberzombie, I got a bone to pick with him.
Get it? Bone? skeleton? See boy, I made a funny!
hold on now <takes a several huge racks of slow, smoked ribs out of the smoker which are all slathered in sauce; puts them on a huge platter along with several pots o more heated sauce; sets that on the central picnic table; with some mashed taters, spiced pork sausage; cole slaw; hot buttered grilled corn on the cob; a whole pile of grilled vegetables; several plates of fry bread and salt; pepper and large blocks o butter; add some lemonaide; iced tea along with many pitchers of different type beers and its a sumptous meal.>
ding o ling; come n git at it.
k; now let us get grubbin; smack dem teeth; lick dem lips n git to it.
ayyyyup.
hold on now <takes a several huge racks of slow, smoked ribs out of the smoker which are all slathered in sauce; puts them on a huge platter along with several pots o more heated sauce; sets that on the central picnic table; with some mashed taters, spiced pork sausage; cole slaw; hot buttered grilled corn on the cob; a whole pile of grilled vegetables; several plates of fry bread and salt; pepper and large blocks o butter; add some lemonaide; iced tea along with many pitchers of different type beers and its a sumptous meal.>
ding o ling; come n git at it.
k; now let us get grubbin; smack dem teeth; lick dem lips n git to it.
*digs in with delight*
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*digs in with delight*hold on now <takes a several huge racks of slow, smoked ribs out of the smoker which are all slathered in sauce; puts them on a huge platter along with several pots o more heated sauce; sets that on the central picnic table; with some mashed taters, spiced pork sausage; cole slaw; hot buttered grilled corn on the cob; a whole pile of grilled vegetables; several plates of fry bread and salt; pepper and large blocks o butter; add some lemonaide; iced tea along with many pitchers of different type beers and its a sumptous meal.>
ding o ling; come n git at it.
k; now let us get grubbin; smack dem teeth; lick dem lips n git to it.
Hey, she cut in line!
hold on now <takes a several huge racks of slow, smoked ribs out of the smoker which are all slathered in sauce; puts them on a huge platter along with several pots o more heated sauce; sets that on the central picnic table; with some mashed taters, spiced pork sausage; cole slaw; hot buttered grilled corn on the cob; a whole pile of grilled vegetables; several plates of fry bread and salt; pepper and large blocks o butter; add some lemonaide; iced tea along with many pitchers of different type beers and its a sumptous meal.>
ding o ling; come n git at it.
k; now let us get grubbin; smack dem teeth; lick dem lips n git to it.
What? No cornbread?
hold on now <takes a several huge racks of slow, smoked ribs out of the smoker which are all slathered in sauce; puts them on a huge platter along with several pots o more heated sauce; sets that on the central picnic table; with some mashed taters, spiced pork sausage; cole slaw; hot buttered grilled corn on the cob; a whole pile of grilled vegetables; several plates of fry bread and salt; pepper and large blocks o butter; add some lemonaide; iced tea along with many pitchers of different type beers and its a sumptous meal.>
ding o ling; come n git at it.
k; now let us get grubbin; smack dem teeth; lick dem lips n git to it.
Nom, nom, nom!
ayyyyup.
Whar'd evybuddy go? Ah thawt we wuz gonna have uh partee?
See boy, that ugly face of yours is scaring folks away!
Ah knowed ya ain't tawkin bout me Mr. Leghorn, cuz ah'm one uh thuh perty ones. Ya musta bin lookin inna mirror, er sumthin.Whar'd evybuddy go? Ah thawt we wuz gonna have uh partee?See boy, that ugly face of yours is scaring folks away!
Boah, I say boah! Ya ain't got no nose, I can see yer brains, son. That ain't natural.
The warwoof scared everybody away. Except me. And the gremlins.
hehe I kin saing fer a spell dontcha remember dem diddies I saing fer yall back a bit; well; been hanging in some other dimensions and met some fellers bit musikally inclined ifn's yall wanna have a jam session of pickin n grinnin.
damnitsallta git out; that darn smu word should be saing or saingin
hehe I kin saing fer a spell dontcha remember dem diddies I saing fer yall back a bit; well; been hanging in some other dimensions and met some fellers bit musikally inclined ifn's yall wanna have a jam session of pickin n grinnin.
Boah, ya needs to get yerself an edumacation and learn some grammar.
Daing.
Innybuddy herd uv ozzie looth? Baseball playr, might be.
Cain't say thet ah have. Whut'dee do, git hisself in truhble er sumthin?Mebbe he shot the sheriff?
The deputy's okay, though.
ayup.
listenin ta D&D CD...
ayup.
Aw, naw. Mora Gary's horseplay. I sed sumthin, but when et come up, et had by ozzie looth's bald paste at th'end, er sum sech. Never did know an ozzie looth. Then et up'n goes, leavin me talkin lak ah spent too muchuh m'afternoon starin inta m'jug.
Speakin uh wich, all this jibberin's makin me a mite dry. Now war'd ah set thet thin...
Go on! Get moving, Talking Owl!
Git! Git away from my jug!
Ahm a goin! Ahm a goin! I jes figgered since you wuz jest lettinet set thar, you was thru withet. No need tuh git all ornry.
Thing's shore have changed since Ah wuz last hyar, but thet Lizard Fella's still around.
*pops open PBR*
Ayup.
Lichman is back! Hide the beer!