Haha, Kobolds have to swab the poop deck!
Gotta sing....
gotta dance....
I'm still standing...
Woohoo!
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Jade, old boy; I went back and read about 40 pages lookin for your old gent; no show so far.
Awwww... the pirate speak went away...
Wally Wabbit wrote: Gotta sing....
gotta dance....
I'm still standing...
Woohoo!
Edit: WTS
Ha ha you was S/\/\RF!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh - a topiary roper has just invaded my finest shrubbery
them's gid eatin. I mull git muh dare raffle.
muh tharty aught seeyix. Issuh dare raffle.
Bo wah yew gottin ah in yore haind? Yore fammleh tray must be uh bowerd.
Are you suggesting I catch the ropers, marinade them in some sort of basil based sauce overnight, barbeque them with onions and some fine cumberland sausages and finish them off with a fine retsina?
Jis thowem in thu gumbo pot withuh possumer wutever essyuh have.
Only a little. Look, if you feel guilty, we can dig an hole, and you can throw up in it.
Richard Pett wrote: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh - a topiary roper has just invaded my finest shrubbery ...it is a good shrubbery. I like the roper particularly. But there is one small problem! We are now, no longer the knights who can breathe! We are now the knights who get strangled by ropers!
Imuh wait til thet roper's dun bin did with chokin thet thar kobolt, thin Ah'll pluggim.
We war gone cook uh possum got caught in the shid, but Lil Cindy took a shine to it an been wheelin it round in that baby carrige Ant Lou lef us. Don't have the heart tuh take it away on account uh how broke up she wuz when the lil red feller et thuh cat.
I see, I see - so what you're suggesting is that we form a revolutionary army, storm Paizo headquarters wearing a ceremonial fez, a fake ginger beard and the decorated briefs of the Andaman tribes, set up a counter revoltionary juxtaposition, and bring down world wide cake production from within.
Huzzah!
Attack!
Now yew know ther aint a damn way in hail ah kidda sed thet, fer uh plethora a reasons.
Richard Pett wrote: I see, I see - so what you're suggesting is that we form a revolutionary army, storm Paizo headquarters wearing a ceremonial fez, a fake ginger beard and the decorated briefs of the Andaman tribes, set up a counter revoltionary juxtaposition, and bring down world wide cake production from within.
Huzzah!
Attack!
MmmMmmMMmmm...cake...
Heathansson wrote: Imuh wait til thet roper's dun bin did with chokin thet thar kobolt, thin Ah'll pluggim. Is you not know quote when you hear it?!
Richard Pett wrote: I see, I see - so what you're suggesting is that we form a revolutionary army, storm Paizo headquarters wearing a ceremonial fez, a fake ginger beard and the decorated briefs of the Andaman tribes, set up a counter revoltionary juxtaposition, and bring down world wide cake production from within.
Huzzah!
Attack!
Whut inna Sam Hill is ya, sum kinduh hippeh? Mr. Big fancy werds.....
Aberzombie wrote: Richard Pett wrote: I see, I see - so what you're suggesting is that we form a revolutionary army, storm Paizo headquarters wearing a ceremonial fez, a fake ginger beard and the decorated briefs of the Andaman tribes, set up a counter revoltionary juxtaposition, and bring down world wide cake production from within.
Huzzah!
Attack! Whut inna Sam Hill is ya, sum kinduh hippeh? Mr. Big fancy werds..... He ain't no hippeh! He is one of them Yoro-peeish types, a Frenchie I think...
Callous Jack wrote: He ain't no hippeh! He is one of them Yoro-peeish types, a Frenchie I think... Ayup. Thet'd explane it then.
Wally Wabbit wrote: Hippity-hoppity. Stoppity-Stabbity.
Ah wish one o' them Dire Pigeons would drop by, ah'm hungry.
Heathansson wrote: I know. Dire sumbich's. MmmmMMmm... Dire sammiches.
Thet sounds purty good. Mebbe sumbuddy awta fahr up tha grill.
The Pigeons are Yugoloths in disguise. I don't think they would appreciate this conversation.
Ah drove a Yugo once, is thet thuh same thang?
Kobold Cleaver wrote: The Pigeons are Yugoloths in disguise. I don't think they would appreciate this conversation. It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again.
pulls toothpick out of mouth
Mabel, ya even seen anythin' so darn falootin' before?
Who ever saw a giant talkain' pink lizard before?
inserts toothpick in mouth
Kill da wabbit! Get da thwead back on twack!
Whut's uh "twack"? Ain't none uh us kin unnerstand uh werd yer sayin Lizerd Boah.
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