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I'm back! Let me tell you Indianapolis and Chicago were great. Gen Con 2011 could have never been better. A fat bag full of RPG goodies and a brand new wireless lap top, A Sony Vaio, my first one.

Terrific! We've upgraded the bar to have free wifi, so you can sit and enjoy your laptop right here. Have a dark and stormy and relax while I try to locate the DJ. :)

lynora-Jill wrote:

*pours a glass of beer and hands it to Jack Hammer*

Here you go! I'm not sure what happened to the bartender. I think he went on break?

Thanks LJ.

Guess that bartender spent one too many breaks listening to that peasant gives speeches.

You're right. That would make anyone decide to take some time off to go on a peasant beating spree. ;)

Mmmmmmmm........beer

And here's a nice big glass of beer for you too . ^.^

*pours a glass of beer and hands it to Jack Hammer*

Here you go! I'm not sure what happened to the bartender. I think he went on break?

Crimson Jester wrote:

what a lousy party.

The Jacks throw a better one.
And they throw farther too.

We also have better food.

*debates whether or not to remind him that he caters this party too*

<Drinks nachos.>

*passes him an extra large margarita*

I'd give you a beer, but I'm absolutely forbidden from taking the never-ending beer keg off the premises of the Jack Clubhouse ever again. ^.^

Uh-oh. Looks like we're at that point in the festivities.

*moves breakables to the side to give plenty of room*

Although I don't think I expected the angel to start smiting first...

*hands Jesszilla two large margaritas*

There you go, have fun. :)

::crashes through wall::

AM I LATE?

Only fashionably. Magarita?

Solnes wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Uhm, what is this?

We're your gods! Don't you recognize us?

Uhm, not really. Where's the bright lights? And shiny white robes? I kinda figured it would be more hollwoodish........

Ahem.

Nice wings. Do you bleach your feathers? It's so hard to get them that pristine shade of white.

Blood mead?

Ummmm......I'll have to ask the brewmaster. Just because I've never heard of it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. ^.^

lynora-Jill wrote:

Mufti Neek Hallak Al-Fawtla wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Mufti Neek Hallak Al-Fawtla wrote:

Heretics. Must issue pronouncements of fawtlas.

Okay. I'm not really sure what that is, but if you must. Margarita?

Negative. Fawtlallah does not permit me to partake of the vine and barley.

Virgins, on the other hand, can be stockpiled.

Er...yeah, those are in short supply. Hmmm...vodka? It's not made with either vine or barley!

Mead.....

Perfect! I like the way you think. :)

lynora-Jill wrote:

Mufti Neek Hallak Al-Fawtla wrote:

Heretics. Must issue pronouncements of fawtlas.

Okay. I'm not really sure what that is, but if you must. Margarita?

Negative. Fawtlallah does not permit me to partake of the vine and barley.

Virgins, on the other hand, can be stockpiled.

Er...yeah, those are in short supply. Hmmm...vodka? It's not made with either vine or barley!

Heretics. Must issue pronouncements of fawtlas.

Okay. I'm not really sure what that is, but if you must. Margarita?

Quetzalfawtl wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Uhm, not really. Where's the bright lights? And shiny white robes? I kinda figured it would be more hollwoodish........

I can only speak for myself: I am the patron of Mexican Fawtlies. You know, the ancient Fawtlec civilization.

And I am the patron of all undead Fawtlies. One day we will sweep the living from this place in a tide of blood and brainnnnsssss......

Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the coffin today. Relax. Have a drink. Here's a nice bloody mary for you. :)

Quetzalfawtl wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Uhm, not really. Where's the bright lights? And shiny white robes? I kinda figured it would be more hollwoodish........

I can only speak for myself: I am the patron of Mexican Fawtlies. You know, the ancient Fawtlec civilization.

You shall still bow before the power of the Dark Side!

And you clearly need more margaritas! Here you go. ;P

Uhm, what is this?

Oh, hi. :)

Margarita?

And I have no idea....but it looked like a party. *shrug*

Okay, note to self, do not eat the nachos.

Here you go, margaritas for everyone! ^.^

Ooh, a party!

....an exceptionally bloodthirsty party.....kinda reminds me of the Jacks Clubhouse....but not enough booze.

Good thing I brought the neverending margarita pitcher. ^.^

I think, in honor of the upcoming holiday, I'm gonna wear my red, white, and blue Speedo all weekend. The long weekend.

I'll be by the pool working on my bronze tan.

Guess this means I get to enjoy the view. ;)

lynora-Jill wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

I'm bummed. I skimmed thru the 1st 30 pages and haven't found any posts from me. I'm a bad treant. I need to be spanked. Solnes? LJ? Treppa? ;P

Well, if you insist.. ;)

It's been a while since this avatar has come out to play.

.

.

.

. . . Who?

Well, now I'm insulted. *pouts*

Does this help jog your memory?

I'm bummed. I skimmed thru the 1st 30 pages and haven't found any posts from me. I'm a bad treant. I need to be spanked. Solnes? LJ? Treppa? ;P

Well, if you insist.. ;)

It's been a while since this avatar has come out to play.

CourtFool wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

These Poodles are job-killers.

That is just Jack-speak for limitless spending.

Maybe....

*sigh*

definitely....

Job-killing!

Just wanted to get that in there. You know...if you say it often enough, it becomes true.

Hmph! We employ many young females of dubious moral character who would otherwise be left wandering the streets causing who only knows what kind of trouble.

lynora-Jill wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I motion for the Humpday Monster to be cloned so that every thread can have one! YAP!

*faints at the podium*

*pulls out the emergency beer bong and administers first aid to her suffering colleague*

*revives* Thanks doll!

Anytime. I really don't know how you get yourself into these scrapes.

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I motion for the Humpday Monster to be cloned so that every thread can have one! YAP!

*faints at the podium*

*pulls out the emergency beer bong and administers first aid to her suffering colleague*

Can I be head of company security? I maul gently.

I'm pretty sure that won't be a problem. After all we have a strict nepotism policy...any Jack that wants to work for us gets the job. :)

lynora-Jill wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

A studio?

No wonder we're Angry Jacks.

We need a secret lab, weapons locker, new garage, smoke house, or better yet a brew house.

Sweetheart, in case you forgot, the studio is how we afford all of that stuff.

Oh, and the architect want you to please make up your minds on the design for the brew house or it'll never get built. ;P

Oh, it's a movie studio. For those kind of movies. I get it. ;P

*rolls eyes*

Well, I should hope so, dear. It's your company. I just run it. ;P

Hungry Jack® - YUM!

Agreed. :)

Speaking of which, I don't suppose you have some pancakes made?

....not gonna ask....not gonna ask.....really not gonna ask.....

A studio?

No wonder we're Angry Jacks.

We need a secret lab, weapons locker, new garage, smoke house, or better yet a brew house.

Sweetheart, in case you forgot, the studio is how we afford all of that stuff.

Done! I've got a nice spot under the foundation of the new studio we're building. ;)

"While my duties as production manager of Jills Gone Wild industries often place me in the position of telling intoxicated young ladies to take off their clothes....in your case, please, put them back on. For all our sakes."

"Oookay...this is new....what the hell...."

*sits down to watch the show*

*shudder*

"She/it frightens me."

"I am right in guessing that it's female aren't I?"

lynora-Jill wrote:

"Ah, I see. Business as usual."

"Are we supposed to be for or against this pay increase for the leprechaun?"

As long as the Leprechaun gives us a piece of the action, I'm all for it.

"Okay. Then I guess the representatives for the Jacks vote for it, providing that a suitable recompense can be agreed upon."

"Ah, I see. Business as usual."

"Are we supposed to be for or against this pay increase for the leprechaun?"

*whispers in her aide's ear*

*shortly afterwards several kegs of beer are wheeled onto the Senate floor*

"For some reason this seems like a good time to offer up the Jacks' weekly bribe, er, special gift. Did I miss anything important while I was gone?"

"I know, I know. And I do trust you, sweetie. Which is why I'm going to give you approximately five minutes before I send your brothers in here after you. You're welcome." ;)

And with that she disappeared.

She laughed. "I very much doubt that. Just....try to be discreet, okay? I'd hate to actually have to hurt you. It would make my daughter cry." ;)

"Someday, and probably a lot sooner than I'm comfortable with, but someday you're gonna have a daughter of your own and then you'll understand exactly why Ch'ack Hammer threatened to pound you into tiny little pieces if you touched his baby girl. He's not actually going to do it. Most probably. Well, I'll have a talk with him anyway."

"And do me a favor, kid. Don't call him my husband again. He only ever married once and it wasn't me. I know that's more complicated maybe than it needs to be, but that's the way things are." She shrugged. "Love doesn't always make sense."

She snorted. "Please tell me you did not just go there. Just because I'm a bit stunned that my baby is more grown up than I thought doesn't mean I'm going to take a trip into melodrama-land. Can you really see your father going along with that? Either of your fathers?"

"Look, I'm not saying that you can't date. It takes some getting used to, but you're right. Sometimes I do forget that you're older than your actual age, Arielle. But I'm not so sure about unsupervised romantic getaways in that little clothing at this stage," she added drily.

"Okay....that's...." she sighed deeply. "That's a lot to take in all at once. Weren't you both just kids yesterday?" she asked plaintively.

[ blink, blink ]

"Curioser and curioser. So. Which one of you would like to tell me something a little more closely related to the truth?"

She raised an eyebrow expressively. "Interesting," she said, drily. "And perhaps you can tell me, Arielle, why it is that a girl who only gets wet when she wants to even at the bottom of a lake is swimming in her underwear?"

She had created an air bubble around her and was just starting the process of giving her daughter a piece of her mind.
"What do you think you're doing, young lady? And why are your brothers going on and on about wind puppies and how LK is going to 'get them'? I thought you were supposed to be having tracking lessons."

Devlyn, the Dalesman wrote:

"I do believe the predator just found out he's been the prey all along," he chuckles. "I hope he's ready for the...talk...CH is going to give him..." ;D

I'm more scared of Lynora, actually..

Only if you break my little girl's heart....you really don't want to do that.

Devlyn, the Dalesman wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Kiba wrote:

Oh sure, Dev, do nothing as my son gets bullied by a quasi-storm elemental! Bad were-kitty!

:)

*snerk*

Bullied? Have you forgotten the great practical joke war....already?! ;)

My point exactly....mingling away now (^-^)

I have no idea what you're talking about, and even if I did, I know may son would never participate in such a thing.[/lying and knows it.]

Of course not. (eye roll) That's not at all why Helm has decided that your son is his personal hero.;)

Oh sure, Dev, do nothing as my son gets bullied by a quasi-storm elemental! Bad were-kitty!

:)

*snerk*

Bullied? Have you forgotten the great practical joke war....already?! ;)