Chuffy needs to point out that better than all the treasure are the makings of an epic BBQ.
"Owlbearpigferturdockin!"
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I'll assign this one to Arovandeon Isero PFS# 7162-8
Chuffy gives a schoolgirl scream of victory! He then starts with the looting and burning.
With no spell coming from Pa, Chuffy loses patience and pulls the trigger.
Poisoned bolt:
Medium Spider Venom - Save Fortitude DC 14, Frequency 1/round for 4 rounds, Effect 1d2 Str damage; Cure 1 save. "Hey Pa, bet you can't hurt Chuffy with flaming balls!" Chuffy dances and makes faces at the big Ogre.
Chuffy will ready an action to shoot Pa in the rear if he tries to cast again.
Realizing that going inside a burning hut was pretty dumb, Chuffy quickly leaves. As he does he dips a crossbow bolt in his poison and looks for a good place to snipe from.
Cranking mayhem up another notch, Chuffy runs behind the house yelling as loud as possible so that the ogres can hear. "You gobs keep big dumdfaces busy so Chuffy can steal all goodies inside before house burn up!"
Trying hard not to laugh too loudly, Chuffy administers a potion to Poog.
Chuffy giggles as Poog gets snuggled by the owlbear, then winces as it smushes him. Moving closer Chuffy gets out his potion of healing.
Chuffy circles to get a better view.
D-Kal, maybe you should look into finding a sponsor through advertising on the app or arranging a kickstarter. I think a lot of people would invest in this idea.
Iphone can't move icons either. Someone needs to get on this and make an app or something. *Cough*D-Kal-cough*
Chuffy finds a nice safe spot, away from his friends and their bombs and evil god energy, retrieves his bottle of brine-soaked alligator eyes, pops one in his mouth, and enjoys the view as the festivities unfold.
You want sneaky, Chuffy that,
GM: Chuffy will sneak over to the pig's boat and glue that shut. Then he will return to the hut, place some poisoned bolts sticking out of the ground under the ladder, then try to sabotage the ladder so that it collapses if used. If all goes to goes accordingly Chuffy will then move to the side of the hut and start making disturbingly loud chicken noises.
Here are a couple rolls if needed for anything.
"Yeah yeah yeah." Chuffy takes the glue and stalks off towards the pig pen. Badmucus dumb. Why he 'fraid of pig? Chuffy should be chief. Make fun plan, like... He stops and looks towards the house, then giggles. Retrieving his special potion, he guzzles it down and vanishes. GM:
Chuffy's going to sneak over to the house, checking for traps as he goes, and try to get a look inside.
"Boat gots big fat pigs in it." Chuffy says from right behind Badmucus. His arms are crossed and he looks bored.
"Chuffy no want chickn. Had 'nuf of dem at Chiefdumb Moot an'ways..." He grumbles softly as he sneaks off. He gets halfway to the boat before realizing he hasn't drank his potion yet, but decides to save it for real danger.
"Hey stoopid." Chuffy grabs Mogmurch's cloak and pulls him back. "Pretty sure ogre not keepin chick'n in dat. How 'bout you let Chuffy do his job and go sneak 'round." And eat chick'ns and steals stuffs before others sees it, heh! Chuffy gets out a potion labeled with an crudely drawn eye with an X crossed over it. "Wit dis, Chuffy not even see hisself!" He looks to the chief to make the decision.
Chuffy slashes frantically.
Chuffy continues screaming and slashing, and staying in a flanking position.
"AaaeeyayaayaayaYAAYAAH" Chuffy gives his signature battlecry and tumbles past the pig to a flanking position and readies to attack in coordination with Reta.
"Poooooork!" Chuffy leaps from the bushes and fires his hand crossbow at tenderloin.
The next norming Chuffy approaches Poog and begins the ritual groveling required for asking the cleric favors. "Chuffy beg Poog for healings. Chuffy take back all bad things talked about Poog! Poog shoulda been chief!" Chuffy's ready, regardless of Poog's mercy.
Chuffy wants the dogslicer, but knows Reta will likely kill him in his sleep for it, so instead he grabs a potion of cure moderate wounds and the bead of force.
"Poog, tell birds to leave Reta 'lone. She already big looooser. No need to be birdfood too."
"Ow! Ow!" Chuffy starts to feel the heat, which probably helps motivate him to slip his bonds and scramble out of the pie.
Chuffy stops wriggling for a moment, looks at the eagles, looks at Poog, and whimpers. "Cr@p..."
Chuffy wriggles and wriggles and jiggles to no avail.
"Bah! Stoopid Badmucus lucky cheater!" Chuffy hops up and down on the planks in a tantrum. During his fit of anger, he pulls off an oversized boot and chucks it at one of the remaining stirges.
Seeing that the alchemists are clearly winning, Chuffy decides to go all "mayhem", leaps to another Stirge and tries to cut it free.
"Hahaha! Hey, no no stoopid stirge! Chuffy slashes at the thing then leaps away to attack another one.
Squealing with delight, Chuffy looks for another Stirge struggling to get to the alchemists.
Chuffy shakes his fist at Badmucus and Moggy. He then looks for a Stirge trying to get to either of the alchemists, and jumps to a plank in order to cut it free to attack one of them.
"AHHYEEE! Poog, dat hurts!" Chuffy leaps to the plank Poog is on and starts jumping up and down, trying to make the unholy goblin fall off. "Shakey, Shakey, SHAKEY!"
Being goblins is a daily battle...
...and Chuffy's losing it right now.
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