Celestial Hippeh Lawyer is banned for continually playing that damned LUTE of his
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only a smile.
"Sweetie, don't pet strange dogs. You don't know where they've been." -my mother
throbbing techno beat
the ruined temple.
Yup but the prequisites are a little high -- for example you have to have the unarmed strike feat, divine mount and you *must* buy jeweled armor for the mount -- but you get a really kicking hat for free at first level. That is perfect! I can only hope Wayne Reynolds is available to do the illustration for your Pimpadin PrC guide ;)
climbed the steps
Please tell me that you are going to provide a write-up of that Prestige Class. *grins*
* sits upon a rock by the sea, wondering when the Corbo will sail again *
his sword unsheathed,
I think I last saw your cousin being worn by a sweaty Anthony Kiedis. *giggle* More like "violated", wouldn't you say?
<Strolls into thread and immediately begins to disrobe...> *pulls up a chair, crosses legs and smiles* Do continue, dah-ling...
Not as interesting a topic as I thought... It nearly put me to sleep, dah-ling! *grin*
I think he atones by submitting to a spanking from the naughty librarian. spanking? *perk*
Ziesstra is banned for using a 50+ point buy for the ability scores on her profile. (*giggle* It's from my equipment and I have good genes, honestly!) Squidmasher is BANNED for reminding me too much of these people.
They are stopped at the gates by the Watch who want to know their business. If they don't have a reason for entry (ie are there to see somebody specific, or can pay a hefty bribe), or have a person of 'importance' with them, then they don't get in. Quite right! In a recent session, our DM had us camp outside of a medium-sized town after the Guard, led by the Council Head (a mage), deemed us "a bit too subversive and dangerous" to local concerns. Like the OP's example, we have a mixed group: 2 tieflings, a half-elf, a kobold and a human. While camped outside the town, our campsite was robbed by some passing bandits, and also became the hiding place for the runaway daughter of one of the Council members, which caused all sorts of problems. As annoying as it was for our characters, it was quite a bit of fun for us as players.
The Jade is banned for having a soft banhammer when it comes to ReckNBall. ( On a side note, was "soft banhammer" enough innuendo? No? It's been a busy day for me; I might be a bit off I'm afraid...)
Ziesstra Tsarran is banned for banning someone without using a whiff of innuendo in her post. I know. It's true. *covers eyes with hand* Don't judge me!
Oh, hush, Reckless; we were just luring you into a false sense of security..... BANNED! Also Geistlinger is banned for having a name that reminds me of "gunslinger", and I loathe the American Old West setting.
Yes... @Malachi Tarchannen : I think you had me until the last paragraph, since I couldn't tell if there was some well-intentioned, humorous sarcasm there or some uncomfortably negative stereotyping.
Whited Sepulcher is banned for his impossibly sexy MOO-stache!
*rolls eyes* Honestly, there's nothing funny about Mister Python or his circus, whether it flies or not. How could you find it funny, with the way they treat those poor elephants and dancing bears and such? The next poster has "happy hands"; you know, what the nuns at my elementary school were always warning the boys about...
*giggles* Honestly I think I could be persuaded to 'switch teams'. I admit the girl crush on Ms. Zeta Jones. And that ...oily? sweaty? greased?... Mr. Crews? He is positively frightening in that photo. I recognize him but from where I don't know.
I think you answered your own question; I would tend to assume that it is a fear (or another word, if fear sounds a bit too harsh) of being thought of as homosexual. As to why we straight women don't have a problem commenting on another woman's attractiveness, it is usually because we are oh-so-very envious of her expensive shoes. Or unbelievably perfect skin. Or eye color to die for. Or gorgeous hair that curls just perfectly without ever looking tangled or limp and never frizzy oh my god how I hate you so much Catherine Zeta-Jones... *ahem* Pardon me.
Automagically bromance chillax catastrophizing defriend freemium frenemy netbook turducken steampunk!!! Well, all those new words simply set my vuvuzela a-tingling. The next poster has had his/her fair share of wardrobe malfunctions
Gruumash is banned for his shameful taste in headwear. Honestly, dear, the gypsy-orc thing is just not working. And I tell you that because I care, really. Callous Jack is banned for being some sort of... *clears throat* ... organ (?) in a jar. Kajehase is banned for always sailing, but clearly never getting anywhere...
dngnb8 the halfling (grounds enough for banning, honestly...) is banned for getting his tiny, hirsute, NAKED halfling feet all over the thread.
The furniture's safe
Dante Alighieri or T.S. Eliot dear? The Jade is banned for doing quite a stealthy ninja job all over my post. Dammit. *pouts*
She'll have a, uh...tasteful...nude scene, right?You are making a Pathfinder movie, have complete creative control and can afford any actors you want (and they will all want to be in the movie because Pathfinder is cool) – which actors do you cast? As long as Wilford Brimley doesn't.
Well, now, I must confess I am impressed with the prow of the ship there in your avatar, dah-ling... You'll have plenty of time to fill in the rest of that joke since you're now banned. *innocent smile*
BRAINS BEATS CLEAVAGE! ;-)The combination is where it starts getting interesting... Exactly right, dah-ling. The two needn't be mutually exclusive. *smiles*
I can only imagine what delicious agenda you have shadowed by your hospitable offer, dah-ling. Not that that dissuades me at all, really.
Ervey other wurd wrong? Taht's quite imposible, honestly. Teh next postre really lieks solving geometrey problems whiel sitting arund in teh nude.
Anything drawn by Zak Smith
*pouts slightly, then sniffs derisively* Honestly, dear, it happens one time in college and it's like it never goes away... *waves hand dismissively* The next poster has a near pathological obsession with spandex.
Oh, Guenhwyvar. Meowr indeed, yes Mistress?
Mothman is banned for all those problems he caused in West Virginia. Honestly, dear, as if they didn't have enough problems already....
Well, precious, I suppose you'd have to buy me dinner first, hmm?. *smiles wickedly*
(Against my better judgement...) I am posting about the delightful little simian perched atop Brandon Hodge's left shoulder. *finger waves at the filthy little creature*
*trembles slightly* GreatNagai is banned for his damned sexy Italian-speak, which made me shiver a bit...
*taps bottom lip with index finger* Hmmm.... He's no relation to Meat, by chance, is he dah-ling?
Hey, you look.......familiarMaybe a nice game of Pin the Dagger in the Duergar? *arches an eyebrow* Oh do I?
Oh damn you, poodle. You had me at "depravity" *perk*
Ziesstra T'sarran is doubly banned for returning to this thread to ban others after being banned herself, just like Xabulba and Court Fool, who are also doubly banned. (I giggled at this, I admit it.....damn you.)
Nevynxxx is banned for waiting so very very long to tell me this delicious little tidbit. *grins wickedly* (as an aside, I never realized how delightful the Paizo boards are... much better than say, working here at my office...)
As Karl Marx once said "Get that nude poodle off my sofa, comrade!". Brilliant man, that Karl. The next poster enjoys falaffel a bit too much. *winks knowingly*
mmmm Quite true, dah-ling, especially small, yapping white poodles. The next poster sleeps in the nude.
Charles Scholz is banned for having a name much, much too similar to a pathetic newspaper cartoonist. *smiles pleasantly*
A sarcastic font would be lovely, I agree. Italics just don't work for it really. I've also learned that some threads need not end, especially when they're a good read. *smile*
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