Pahgeeng Messieurs ahnd Mademoiselles:
Monsieur Grog
Mademoiselle Zora Magda
Monsieur Radaghast le Brun
ahnd ze ahptly nahmed Mademoiselle Stormy Weathers
Your presence ees requested een ze Void. Sahmeone ees cahlleeng fahr you.
Likewise, eef ahnyone should hahppen to see eithair a Kolris Isimlothe (a sahcially ahwkwahrd, genius, eenvesteegahtive swahrdsmahn who gets ahll of hees best ahdvice frahm fahcebook™), or Pau--eet ees just 'Pau', I would not mahke ziss up, please, let zem know zat zey hahve Outpahst III gahmes waiteeng fahr zem ahs well.
Otherwise, I will be fahrced to return, ahnd taunt zem a secahnd time.