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Valdimir heads towards the halfling

Not sure of my spatial relationship to him but I'll post an attack if I can do one and still arrive at his side

shepherds crook: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 111d6 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7

Valdimir swings at the mount that bit him

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 131d6 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11

Valdimir swings his shepherd's crook at the nearest goblin

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 201d6 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11

Flouncy follows suit, following Vladimir. Well, things just got interesting, didn't they?

Valdimir grunts

"Reckon"

He scoops up a rock and tosses it in a blurring arc

1d20 - 4 ⇒ (10) - 4 = 61d4 ⇒ 3

1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24 Initiative

perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18

Valdimir clutches his stout crozier and stares westward

"Goblins. Hate goblins"

He heads off toward the west

Hanging in. Can post Monday

I'm in. Somewhat. Experiencing full crisis mode right now

The morose shepherd follows the others. He speaks little, clutching his shepherd's crozier tightly.

OK. I'm a blacksmith. Does anyone know where I can find any stats on a blacksmith's hammer?

Valdimir Anhur wrote:

Sorry to do this, but I think I am going to have to bow out. I just don't have the extra time right now. Good luck everyone.

Nuuuuuu!

Come join us once you gat settled, OK?

Having thought a bit more, and pondered the smartness of making decisions while stressed and tired at 4am, ill tough it out for a bit more. If time does get crazy I'll let you know that I have to bow out.

Sorry to do this, but I think I am going to have to bow out. I just don't have the extra time right now. Good luck everyone.

Redone

“Got any weed?”

Valdimir smirks, and drapes a meaty arm around Sunny's shoulders

"My dear, if you need anything in this town, I am the man to get it for you! If you'd like, my local is just down the block. I could see if my contact is in residence. We could go have a drink and get to know one another better."

Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with
the wrong man! No one says "no" to Valdi!

Heh heh. Darn right.

Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it's
more than I can bear.

More beer?

What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.

Who, you? Never! Valdi, you've got to pull yourself together.

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Valdi
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Valdi
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Valdi
No one's quick as Valdi
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Valdi
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

No one's been like Valdi
A king pin like Valdi
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Valdi
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
My- what a guy, that Valdi

Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Valdi is the best
And the rest is all drips

No one fights like Valdi
Douses lights like Valdi
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Valdi
For there's no one as burly and brawny
As you see I've got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
(That's right!)
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair

No one hits like Valdi
Matches wits like Valdi
In a spitting match nobody spits like Valdi
I'm espcially good at expectorating
(Ptooey!)
Ten points for Valdi!

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge

No one shoots like Valdi
Makes those beauts like Valdi
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Valdi
I use antlers in all of my decorating
Say it again
Who's a man among men?
And then say it once more
Who's the hero next door?
Who's a super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
And his name's V-A-L
V-A-L-D
V-A-L-D-I yi!
VALDI!!!!!!!!!

Hello!

Well this day suddenly became a bit more interesting !

Bows low

Valdimir Brearche Gaspari Flores Anhur at your service, m'lady

Looks Sunny up and down as he rises

Any service at all...

Well, we'll need someone to carry the 10' poles and Lucern hammers for us. I'm certain you can earn your keep.

Good lord, man! Have you never seen a bar of soap? It smells like a troop of monkeys miscegenating with a dead horse in here.

Dotting