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Sera sisters? heyyy... waitaminutes!!! A few random pieces put themselves together in Urk's mind and he exclaims! "Hey Sera ladee!! I think yer jar there may be empty, or at least not have what yer expectin." He then leans in to Imuri and half-whispers, "PSSSSSSSSST!!!! Probably shouldn't kill anyone just yet, as I think Grik-Grok is still messin with us. Heard 'im say something about trickin ya into killin somebody with a Sera lass' soul stuck in 'em. Hmmm... hey ya don't think they put it in me, do ya? Eww...
Hmmm shotoshotoshoto... that name rings a bell
Lol. Love knowing things that other people don't. This next bit could get interesting.
"If it makes things any easier fer ya, Mr. Imuri, I is a king. King Urk Boombringer Gremlinsploder, Emperor King Lord of Urktopia! I has many subjekts. Mostly stoopid goblins." he says to the talky man, now known to him as Shoto Imuri.
"Thanks. King Urk is gracy-uss in his forgiveness today. I shall pardon you all. Talky man! Where is this dinner Grik-Grok goes to? I do you favor and shoot him before he makes more trouble. Then if we try and kill each other later it will be because we wants to, not him. And who do I needz ta shoot in the leg to get some heals?" Urks mood swings wildly, now that his focus has returned to Grik-Grok. Stoopid Urk! Stoopid Grik-Grok! Now we hasta play nice!
Damn, it appears Urk forgot to procure potions. Well, I'm sure my smashing diplomacy and friend making skills will work in my favor here. N00b mistake. *hangs head in shame*
Urk points another weapon in the air and pulls the trigger. "See, I didn't shoot any of ya. Feel better now?" He grins and casually (but not that casually) lowers his arm, making sure the business end of the pepperbox points ever so briefly at the man holding his gun. "Naw, we're all best buddy's now right?" : He's clearly annoyed, irrational and volatile, but the threats appear to be for show.
Urk coughs and sputters with when the potion is poured into his mouth, and leaps up, trying to look like nothing happened. "Gah! Unhand me wommin! Old man, yer still bleedin. Fix it, I can't be havin Grik-Grok get his way." His eyes narrow when he sees the new elf-like thing examining his dragon pistol, and takes a more cautious tone, as if talking to a child that holding something dangerous. "You there, scaly guy! Let's be a smart and hand that little thing back to it's owner. 'S no toy. And NONO DONT LOOK DOWN THAT END!"
"Grik-Grok!! I shooooot you... unngh..." *flop*
From the sound of it, yer kind of scary looking, so Urk will probably think you're cool.
I s'plode you too!
So....Since we are watching the Shoto(and his small army)vs Urk battle. Should we move any posts involving that to Mists? Because I've been informed that there is an archer who is thinking about disarming the lot of them...or at least some of them. You'll hafta pry my gerns from my cold, dead hands! 1776!!!
Oh no...game collision! This oughta be interesting to see the Legend of Marianansu peeps try to navigate Lanzhu/empire culture. Heh. We splode them!
Agreed. I'm just rolling with it. That way we both get to do our cool stuff. Now, hopefully someone can intervene before we both die!
"Youch!" Urk shouts as the stoopid talky man unexpectedly dashes forward and cuts him with a sword, then vanishes. Urk laughs, and says, "Ha! You do more than just talks I s'pose, but Urk's seen this trick before!"
The goblin does a mad dance and laughs as he sees fire wash over the invisible shape of the talky man.
MY OCD HURTS! Whatever. I just want to expedite these shenanigans. I'll eat the damage and bleed as punishment for jumping the gun.
But wouldn't that make me not flat-footed, and therefore the attack missed? Let me think on it, I'll let ya know after I get home from work.
Hmm... How bout we both 'splode KYRAS!!!
Yes, Kyras. Yes. I SPLODE U NOW!!
this is silly... DRA, can we mulligan this so nobody can complain? I'd rather do this legit.
But if you get the re-roll, I get my original initiative, which still beats it.
Lol. I thought about it and I realize I could have handled it better. Like maybe a 'hey, no, we're in combat now so roll initiative please.' before I did the shooting thingee. I'm still game for a retcon along the lines of "we're all paying more attention" if DRA will allow it. Or we can roll with it.
@Chu: No apologies. That was a bit wonky. If anything you helped as a mediator. I must now hope Shoto doesn't hold a grudge...
With a giggle Urk dashes backwards, to keep some distance between him and the approaching samurai.
Don't shoot the ladee, stoopid Urk! She help you! Urk shoots who Urk wants! Yes, but ladee, smart. She make good eemperial advisur! Don't shoot ladee! Okay, makes sense. Urk no shoot ladee. But Urk still shoot stoopid talky man! And everybody else!
If we are doing proper combat instead of a surprise round, then I'm gonna snag my move action too...
But Grik-Grok is my friend! He said so! He aknoledged my mighteeness! Noo! Urk is being stupid! You are King Urk back home! You don't need stupid Grik-Grok to tell you how awesome you are!! Quiet talky mind-Urk! Urk is 'sploding things!
Mechanics question, monsieur DRA. How many free action reloads would you allow in a combat round? Infinite would be silly, but only one seems to make having a free action reload a bit less awesome than it should be.I generally allow "upwards substitution", so you can substitute a Free for a Swift, Move, or Standard. This way you can load multiple barrels, but each reload eats a bigger and bigger action. So to reload a double-barrel pistol, for example, would use up your Free and your Swift actions for that round. Fair enough, so then I get my free reload via lightning reload and swift from the bandolier.
Mechanics question, monsieur DRA. How many free action reloads would you allow in a combat round? Infinite would be silly, but only one seems to make having a free action reload a bit less awesome than it should be.
Urk shrugs as the silly talky man moves behind the lady and says, "Ah, yess, hide behind the girly. How very nobbly honerable of ya. Cause she's so purty I'm not gonna..."
...try and shoot ya."
This conversation is boring. Nothings got blowd up yet.
"Hmm, I'm thinking why should I? Do the hoomans have anything neat? But I'm also thinking, why not? And then maybe I 'splode the tree-man after for fun too, ey?"
Spoiler: Pepperbox is drawn
Oh, no worries. He'll get sploded as soon as the charm monster wears off. In however many days that is... so, like five years from now at this campaigns pace.
"Oooh... hey buddy..."
Urk regains his composure, and spits on the ground. It hisses and burns into the stone. "Damn you, make me talk like a regyoolur gob... SHOW YER FACE YEH BASTERD!!"
Bahaha... You people should pay more attention to what goblins say...
"What really?!?! You not so smart... Urk find youu... Spoiler: Full round attack, dragon pistol, aimed e,s,w, 15 ft cone.
Lulz funny ladee...
...after she wipes the floor with more vampires and goblins... More racism. Why ya gotta hate?
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