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Ultron Brown is a skrull, people! His loyalties are not with humanity!

I never noticed before how strikingly handsome Thanos is. Why, he's practically Alton's purple twin.

grows thick beard for no discernable reason

I wonder if the Skrull Kill Krew will be in this movie.

Asking for a friend.

Nope, sorry. I had them ground up and sold the meat to the WhedCastle burger chain.

NobodysHome wrote:

John Napier 698 wrote:

Sorry, NH, but I can only go with what I see on the PBS cooking shows.

Great. Now you have me thinking of The Lawful Evil chef, where he/she demonstrates the most complicated, most dangerous possible way to perform each step of a recipe, so that only the strong survive.

"Next, we need half an avocado. We have an avocado tree outside, so get your straight ladder, your bungee cord, your cleaver, and of course your angry badger..."

Sounds like an episode of Good Eats.

When we did the guacamole episode, we lost two camerapeople, the gaffer, a quartet of interns, a gaggle of Aaron Taylor-Johnson clones, and all of craftservices. Even though he was the low bidder, I never should have hired Michael Bay as our lighting consultant.

On the positive side, I never would have thought to weaponize avocados until then.

Alton Brown is such a wonderful cook. Perhaps he should roast Michael Bay? ~grins and runs from Freehold DM~

Nothing would make me happier than To Serve Man.

quibblemuch wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

I don't feel like my posts get enough favorites I think we should enforce more favoriteing. I'm just saying I'm hilarious

I hate to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure they're all only favoriting us ironically. I can almost hear the *snerk* sounds every time someone favorites one of my posts... like sarcastic rats in the walls...

Oh, no, they're hipsters

Hmmm, Ironical Chef... it can have fixies, and PBR, and dumpster diving for chef wear, and eating off hubcabs... {lights flicker as copper-wound Chairman Kaga spins even faster}

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

Ooooo, final voting results are in from Dixville Notch!:

Clinton: 4 votes
Trump: 2 votes
Johnson: 1 vote
Romney: 1 vote

So, Mitt "Mittens" Romney is beating Stein/Baraka (and Harambe), is tied with Johnson/Weld, and is only 12.5% behind Trump/Pence. Seriously though... If you could write-in any Republican, any at all, why would you choose Mitt?

I saw the picture of the results board. The handwriting looked like "Matt" to me. I don't know who Matt is, but sure, why not?

Matt Romney could be Mitt's backup that also escaped from the Imagineer's Hall of Presidents.

more proof of Facebook's evil.

We must stand against it, lest we be assimilated into their infinite hive of likes and shares.

So, if I [+] Favorite this post, is it a trap?

LordSynos wrote:

Sad news Freehold - Pacific Rim 2 has been delayed indefinitely. :(

sinks to knees, sobs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm gonna show you something beautiful... fans, screaming for a sequel!

The Doomkitten wrote:

I wonder if the same person who decided to cancel Firefly is now a major decision-maker in Wizards...

Freehold DM will be by to say something snarky about Joss Whedon in 3, 2, 1...

{waits patiently, continues reading "Evil Consultancy for Dummies Megalomaniacal Android Geniuses"}

I was designed to entertain the world. People would look to the television and see delicious food.

...I'll take that from Freehold first.