Followed by a gasp as the oni reveals itself, dropping the invisibility that could not save its life....
It plummets down through the shell of the broken bell tower and bursts into a noxious heap of blue and green remains....
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[dice=AoO]1d20+13+2; 1d6+8+4; 1d6; 3d6 A drizzle of blood rains down from thin air onto Paddy's head.... A squeak of pain is audible.... EEK!!
Desperate to escape with life intact, the invisible oni soars skyward, out of the reach of the deadly blades of his adversaries....
OW!!! AT LEAST THE VERBOSE IRISHMAN IS MAKING MY DEATH QUICK AND EFFICIENT....
AAAACH!! The Monkey's pawn is bleeding me dry.... The invisible oni twists and turns in silent agony, seeking an avenue of escape where there is none....
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GAAAAAAHHH!!!! Damn it, Turuko-San! Of course they can see your invisible ass! Now you must escape if you can, foolish oni....
So.... These meddlers were mighty enough to send The Beast scurrying like a whipped dog!? And they plan to slay the Devil-Spawn Nero as well? Hmmm.... I could report this to Nero.... Or.... I could follow them and see if they are actually powerful enough to accomplish this deed.... Or at least, able to weaken the Anti-Christ enough that I can negotiate a sweeter contract for myself!
Tsk-tsk-tsk! Poor Dr Yamamoto! His foolish attempts to master forces far greater than him has finally ended in his inevitable destruction! I knew it was only a matter of time.... Ah so! I shall have to find another mortal clown to amuse me! TEEHEEHEEHEEEE!!!!
Yes, this way, Dr Yamamamoto! Do not worry about Anguirus.... He can keep up with us easily! Heeheeheeheeeee!!! The oni flies to the top of Krakatoa, an active volcano on an island situated in the Sunda Strait between the islands of Java and Sumatra in Indonesia.... A great, white plume of smoke billows from the caldera, and lava casts a reddish glow around the rim of the volcano.... Here is where Rodan slumbers, my dear doctor.... Caution! He can be very cranky when awakened from his decades-long naps! Heeeheeheeheeheeee!!!! The oni extends a powerfully-muscled blue-skinned arm, pointing a yellow talon at the massive, slumbering pterodactyl-like kaiju nestled in the glowing caldera.... As you can see, Rodan does not mind the heat! Heeheee!!!
I shall show you to the volcano where Rodan hibernates, Dr Yamamoto.... Follow me! The ogre mage flies southward, beckoning for Dr Yamamoto and Anguirus to follow....
The ogre mage points a clawed finger at the great mound.... There, my good doctor.... Anguirus sleeps under that mound.... Use your awakening device, as the King in Yellow commands.... It is cumpolsury to obey! HEEHEEHEEHAWHAW!!!
The ogre mage suddenly appears outside the cockpit of the gyrocopter, flying alongside the starboard side! BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!! OH DOCTOR YAMAMOTO.... IS THERE NO END TO YOUR FOLLIES!? You'd better stay awake, Dr Yamamoto.... I'd hate to lose my favorite mortal clown to a fatal sleeping-at-the-controls accident.... I will show you where Anguirus sleeps! Come, Dr Yamamoto! This way....
HOHOHOHOHO!! I know better than to look upon the Yellow Sign.... Fools, all of them! HEHEHEHEHEE!!!
The ogre mage is buffeted by tidal winds and hears the distant call of Gojira.... Gojira has arrived.... I'd better awaken the silly Dr Yamamoto.... Arise, Dr Yamamoto! Gojira has come to Okinawa! You had better seek some kind of shelter, my favorite mortal clown! I'd hate to see you squashed under his gigantic foot while you were sleeping! Hehehehe!
How can you be so sure of that, Dr Yamamoto? Are you telling me that the fact I am a mythical creature makes me an obvious hallucination, in a world that has been recently overrun with monsters out of myths and legends!? Hehehehee!!
Hehehehe.... You should get some sleep, Dr Yamamoto.... You aren't thinking clearly.... Hehehehe.... I'll watch out for monsters and cannibals, dear doctor.... You have my word as an oni bound by the Mandate of Heaven....
Meanwhile, in Okinawa.... The ogre mage oni appears, hovering in a lounging position, his monstrous face beaming with glee.... OHOHOHOHOHO!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Has your brain tumor made you forget that the Kaiju Sensei must be recharged, Dr Yamamoto? HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Out of the starboard side of the cockpit appears the taunting ogre mage.... BWAHAHAHAHA!!! How swiftly, and how epically, you have failed, Dr Yamamoto!! How does such a dire failure taste, my favorite mortal clown!? TEEHEEHEEHEEEE!!!
HEHEHEHEHEE!!! I'll be hanging about, invisible for the most part, as usual, Dr Yamamoto! You are my favorite mortal clown! I can't wait to see you fail and unleash three Kaiju on the Earth! This is a show I can't miss! The ogre mage oni vanishes as quickly as he appeared....
OHOHOHOHOHO!! I fear for mankind! Do you really think you have the will and clarity of mind to control multiple Kaiju, insane Dr Yamamoto?
Come now, Dr Yamamoto.... Are you an idiot as well as insane? Did I stutter? You will need to master more than just Gojira, you dolt! You must also awaken the other Kaiju you know of, if you want to have a chance against Cthulhu....
In Japanese: HAHAHAHAHA!!! Foolish Dr Yamamoto! Are you really so daft? Are you truly so mad!? You cannot hope to defeat a Great Old One even with the mighty Gojira! You would need not one, but at least two, maybe even three Kaiju as powerful as Gojira under your control if you hope to challenge a Dread Cthulhu.... |