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bah, I've got too much going on. I'll have to pass.
Great idea though. sounds fun.

Ran this guy through We be Goblins. Would love to take him back to the early days as warrior Baby Thud... : )

THUD already survive the horrors of 'we B goblins'. YAY THUD!
Any chance that you'll be running 'we B goblins, too'?

Wha' happened?

Huzzah, for Chief Thud! Gods help the Licktoads...

Thanks again for running, Iron Dice!

Running on adrenaline, the BIG goblin with the little head throws himself on the witch in a frenzy of slicing and dicing!
final freak out- raging.

Hackity 1d20 + 8 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 8 + 4 = 26
damage 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

"Yeeek!"

i'm guessing she was at 0 and just went unconscious?

Thud rushes to chop her up with the magic dog/frog/witch slicer and steal her ruby slippers.

is everyone unconscious but stable? wake up! and sing of mighty spiderthud- Greatest goblin hero ever!

Thud watches the tricksy nasty witch. He doesn't trust her as far as he could throw her or his big...CLUB! retrieving the club Thud keeps a few steps away and throws the club at the witch. not tired anymore.

throw anyCLUB 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
damage 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12

mmm, Vodka.
hey Thok, you just needed a 10 to stabilize, right?

Thud has heard enough scary stories to know the villian never dies the first time! He carefully creeps down the ladder and peers over the edge of the stack.

sneaky, sneaky stealth check 1d20 + 10 - 3 ⇒ (16) + 10 - 3 = 23

THud is feeling a bit lonesome with the fate of goblinkind resting on his tiny pinhead. All he knows is that Vorka MUST DIE!! Gorey Guttons don't fail me now.

stabbity death! 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22
damage 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

yesssss!

Thud is already up the ladder and trying to stab Vorka's ugly face. so I should get an AoO, no?

AoO? stabbity death! 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
damage 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

I think I went already. see post 400.

swarms don't threaten or have to roll an attack. They automatically damamge anyone in their space at the end of their turn.

Thud scampers up the ladder and tries to plug Vorka with the magic dogslicer.
"Eat THIS!"

hp:6 ; condition: fatigued- 2 more rounds

Hi-ya! 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
damage 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

oops.

Thud quickly yanks the ladder up and secures it against the mast as he gets ready to rush up and introduce nasty Vorka to Gorey Guttons.

Full round action? 3 rounds of fatigue left :P

can thud just grab the ladder to the upper deck and use it to go up the mast?

wow. I think that's the first neg result i've seen :P

Thud is taken aback by the swarm of rats. Not even he can eat that many rats! He seems nervous about climbing the mast again although the rats are some incentive. Thud thinks hard and then asks Thok, "THok, where is BIG...ladder?"

easy for you to say. the deck is stacked against me while i'm fatigued. hey, that was a pun. deck could be cards or the floor of the boat. ha, ha. is it obvious i'm stalling?

Proving why goblin barbarians rarely make 2nd level, Thud makes another attempt on the mast.

climb 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (9) - 1 = 8
climb 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (10) - 1 = 9

and gets nowhere...

"THud...tired."

that was a full round of climbing, but Thud bravely keeps the mast between himself and the witch. I think Thud will be cowering with Thok in the wheelhouse next round.

Thud sneakily inches up the mast.

sounds like the 16 got me halfway up. dice don't fail me now...

climb #2 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

aw. crap.
acrobatics 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21

at least thud lands on his feet.

so if it's a double move to climb to safety, Thud will take cover behind the mast at the end of his move this turn and take the next full round bolting up the mast. if that's ok.

Glop- Con bonus applies and once you stabilize you don't need to check again.

Thud rouses himself upon hearing Glop's crunchification and gets the heck out of the nasty Witchin' Kitchen. He takes the ladder to the next level and starts trying to climb the mast toward Vorka.

HP: 6, Condition: fatigued- -2 Str and Dex

climb 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (17) - 1 = 16

"Mr. Toads wilde ride comes to an end."- Awesome : )

THud looks around quietly for a long moment then a very small and very frightened sound comes from somewhere deep inside him and he keels over.

deRaged and Fatigued 8 rounds- bleck.

the only place I can go to get the frog is H-15, no? right under Vorka... is it raining?

Reflex save 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16

THud ducks and covers just like he learned at goblin pyro camp and manages to avoid the worst of the blast. He stands back up and looks awed as the tips of his ears smolder. "big...Boom!"

Coming back to himself he goes after the pesky frog with crazed goblin tenacity.
Frog slicer 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24
damage 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7

"Ooooh, OUCH!"

you sure it wasn't Thud that took the damage? looks like i'm in the burst.

"OOOoooh!"

Ok, thud's move:

THud jumps up and down as the BIG BOOM goes OFF!!!
What about having it go off right under her and her making a balance check versus the damage or falling off? just an idea.

oops, thanks for the crit assist, Thok. Thud not smart enough to run 'nother goblin...
Lord Iron-dice: Thud still ranging for the extra +2 (rnd 4 of 6)
(+5 str -1 size) = +4 CMB, sorry i didn't specify.
ha, ha. nice end to the shiny beetle :)

Hey, what kind of tongue is that? they don't injure you, just pull you into the mouth. in other words, tongues don't kill goblins; Teeth kill goblins.

Thud's eyes bulge a bit under the frog's assault and he strains to break out of the nasty tongue! 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16

"big...LIZARD...bite...FROG!" The toof lizard stomps in to eat some froggie legs.
Bite 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
damage 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

and Grimlek of the big log was momentarily confused by a nice piece of string , but recovers to pull another magic animal from his butt.
A shiny beetle flies up to nibble on the Vorka!

summon natures ally instead. firebeetle.
bite 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
damage 1d4 ⇒ 2

Don't you touch those big beautiful goblin EARS! Those are my people!

Hehe... I knew it was the "prequel" but didn't know it was free - I'll check it out.

PS - are you guys "confused" because of the turn of the adventure, or just playing your characters confused? You did decide to try negotiation vs. attack...

i'm just finishing up WbG on the boards here- and it's alot of FUN. and THud kicks some dog TAIL.

PS. Heng is confused about how to collect ears off skeletons...

entangle only effects plants. Also, Vorka is 10 feet above on the shack roof. Please let me know if I am missing something obvious. [/ooc]

D'oh! I was thinking of animate rope which of course in no way resembles entangle... brainfart.

Grimlek rides up to Thud on toothlizard.

Thud smash good. What you tink me and toofie do?

"Frog sound like DOG. Must be BAD. BITE IT!"

Sending Toofie on his way, Grimlek spies the newly cut rope near Vorka and ties up loose ends.casts entangle- DC 14.

Reptile on amphibian violence.
Bite 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13
damage 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11

Thud grabs his {FR}og slicer and lets the tongue have it!
+1 Dogslicer 1d20 + 8 - 2 ⇒ (13) + 8 - 2 = 19
damage 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

rage round 4 of 6.

whose turn is it?

Thus LEAPS into the air as a DOG magically appears and tears the back off his hankie loincloth. "big...OOWW!"

Turning on the sneaky dog, Thud SMASH!

BIG club 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16
damage 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14

rage round 3. DANG! three dogs in a day? hot-cha-cha-cha!

i was making sure I wouldn't block the ladder. i'll go ahead and move 20' drawing on the way to I-14.

"big...DOG!" Wotking himself into a frenzy, THud grabs his BIG CLUB for the BIG DOG and steps away from the ladder ready to smack the dog when it charges.

rage, step, and smack- Ole!

AC: 15; hp: 17

BIG CLUB 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27
damage 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

holy crap! threat again.

BIG CLUB 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
damage 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

smack that puppy!

Really MAD now, Thud scurries around the corner looking for the NASTY Vorka. He spots her on the roof and follows her up the ladder.

"THud take Vorka's TEETH. NO bite NOBODY!"

Thud THUD wrote:

Thud's eyes grow...BIG! "Vorka EAT Gobs!"

And lives with dogz and horsezesezz's!

"Vorka is SICKO! Make Thud MAD!"

Thud's eyes grow...BIG! "Vorka EAT Gobs!"

Thud falls on his butt laughing so hard at the large red welts covering the dumb dog after the swarm departs. Amused that the dog isn't trying to bite him, Thud grabs his 'sling stones' and hurls the bag of rocks at the DOG from close range. "FETCH!"

Sack of sling stones 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
damage 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

ooh, THREAT!

Sack of sling stones 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
damage 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

POW! Right in the Kisser!

init 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21

Giggling insanely at the chained doggee, Thud rushes up to the south one and hurls the mud ball!

buzzy bomb 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13

Thud gingerly cradles his new little toy, whispering to it as he follows the others up the ramp and around the back to the deck.

Thud dances with excitement as the buzzing ball flies through the air. then looks a bit disappointed as Glop catches it.

Looking mischievous he asks, "THud hold it?"

THud snickers as he crouches behind some vines and puts his fingers in his ears. Grimlek go BOOOOooM!

DM ID,
I'm really enjoying myself and continuing it would be fun, BUTT i went a bit overboard and i'm in too many games now. I guess i feel if i'm to remain sane and have a life, i ought to keep this to a one-shot. i'll read along if you continue though.

btw I LOVED Goblins of Golarion! i'm planning a little encounter with the Reefrunners in my freebooter campaign.

and thanks again for running this : )

Thud conveniently remembers his manners and steps aside for Glop. "Glop go ahead. Ladies first. Then men live longer."

"Hmmph, THud kills horse! just fall over slow..."
Thinking along the same lines as Thok, Thud cackles to himself, "doggee go BOOM!"

Thud approaches the gangplank curious about the mud ball and suspicious vines. What up?
perception 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24

Thud does a little goblin boogie on the fence. "Horse be DEAD! Horse be DEAD! Mighty goblins kill horse DEAD!!"

THud squeals, arms pin-wheeling as wobbles atop the fence and FREAKS OUT!!

Out comes the GOREY GUTTONS!!

magical dog (and horse?) slicer 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18
damage 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

Rage 2/6

"Aiiiieee! BIG BOOM!! BIG BOOM!!"

init 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11