Thor, God of Thunder's page

Grinning through a bushy red beard, the god of thunder teases Kali: Looks like your mortal is off to a rough start! Heheheh... Thunder echoes the god's mirth...

Decisive, not hasty, Marduk! Thor retorts with a broad grin.

Ja! He is strong! He is hard, like stone! He will break the shields of your warriors, gods and goddesses!

Standing in his goat-drawn chariot with lightning flashing off of his hammer, Mjölnir, Thor, god of thunder and friend of mankind, bellows to the five other deities assembled in the Ethereal Plane around a new Game of Mortals: Hail, ye mighty gods and goddesses! I be right honored to play this Game of Mortals with such as thee!

His magnificent goats stamp and bleat, their eyes burning like embers!

Behold mine favored mortal champion: Sven Shieldbreaker! Known among mortals as Sven the Shieldbearer! Born of the Alpine stone and thunder!

In his great hall, Thrudheim, in Asgard, watching the adventures of The Lusty Fools on his brand new high definition scrying pool, Thor chuckles and shakes his head....

In Ancient Norse: Don't make me commission a Lance of Thunderbolts for young Will.... By Hel's skinny bones, you made me! A Lance of Thunderbolts it shall be!

A Lance of Thunderbolts is a +3 Large throwing returning lance that deals 4d6 points of damage on any hit. Further, if the wielder wears a belt of giant strength, and knows he wields a lance of thunderbolts, the weapon can be used to full effect: It gains a total +5 enhancement bonus, and strikes dead any giant upon whom it scores a hit (Fortitude DC 20 negates the death effect but not the damage).

When hurled, on a successful attack the Lance emits a great noise, like a clap of thunder, causing all creatures within 90 ft to be stunned for 1 round (Fortitude DC 15 negates). The lance's range increment is 30 feet.

Strong evocation, necromancy, and transmutation; CL 20th; Weight 15 lbs.

Likewise shall yon William find his gift.... Unwittingly, the werewolves shall bear it to its rightful wielder, though they shall never know it....

Far off in Asgard....

Well now! This William Striker seems a worthy pawn for the son of Odin to play with! He's got Angle and Saxon blood, that's a boon in his favor.... And he wields a big hammer! I like him! I suppose I'd better see that he gets a gift as good or greater than those given to these mortals by the other gods.... Hmmmm, let's see.... Perhaps a good magic hammer kind of like mine.... I'll have old Alberich of Nidvallir forge for this young man a hammer worthy of a hero!