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"Finally. The Chieftain is making sense. Let's GO!"


Stealth: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (4) + 23 = 27


Well, Lord of Shadows Chuffy was cajoled into coming into the pig pen to untether the pig. Now the last time Chuffy used his untrained Handle Animal skill, he got a 0. So Chuffy assumes Mogmurch will convince the pig to come with them.


Disable Device: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 22


Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16
Wisdom: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5 Wow! That's impressive.


Chuffy frown at Mogmurch, following him into the pig castle.
Stealth: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (15) + 23 = 38


Annoyed, Chudffy tries to help by offering his jar of pickled alligator eyes to help lure Princess Crackling away.
Handle Animal (untrained): 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0
0.0 Wow.


Chuffy also takes a 10 on Perception, aiding Mogmurch with a 17.


Round 3
Chuffy dodges and weaves the bird creatures attacks.
MW Dogslicer: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16
Dmg.: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1


Round 2
Down thrusts Chuffy's dogslicer into the big bird!
MW Dogslicer: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18
Dmg.: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3


GM Mike...R wrote:
I'll assume that Chuffy started the fight in a slightly different position which would allow him to reach the cage like structure with a single move (as his current position on the map wouldn't work for that).

Sorry. With so many maps, I got confused.


Round 1
Chuffy scurries to the side of the opening, dogslicer at the ready.

Readied Action:
MW Dogslicer: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20
Dmg.: 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) - 1 + (6, 4) = 11


Chuffy watches on, dogslicer at the ready, behind Mogmurch. The goblin rogue understands the folly of standing in front of the alchemist.


Chuffy slowly and deliberately turns his head to meet Chieftain Poog's glaze.
"I just spent nearly an hour in Pharsama's bedchamber in The Spire, and left before wiping her off. I am Beyond Fear, Chieftain Poog. I just want to get back to the tribe for our accolades."


A soured look crawls across Chuffy's face. Clearly, the group was not leaving just yet.
"Fine!" The rogue said with barely-contained anger. "We'll just open the gate, and bang on the cage until it comes out!"
"Then we kill it, then we leave!"


Chuffy will go along if outvoted. But..

From Chuffy's perspective, Pa Meatf*ck is dead, and received armor making him 'one with the shadows'. Chuffy is content. The goblin could care two s#its about the pigs. And if there's the vultures are hiding a few gold coins, they can keep it: too much trouble.


Chuffy kicks the dead bat/Pa after trying to get it into a bag and failing. The rogue sighs. "Now what?"


"Works for me", Chuffy states, as he quickly bags the bat/Pa. "Come. Let's hurry!!"


Chuffy shuts the trap door. "Nothing up there but vultures. Let's go."


Chuffy shouts down. "Looks safe, but it doesn't look like it's been opened for a while." The goblin rogue tries to open it.
Strength check?: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1 Nope.


Chuffy moves the ladder to climb up nd examine the trap door for ..traps.
Perception (with trap sense): 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 7 + 1 = 10


Chuffy looks at the ladder, removes the dried meat and examines it to see if it can support him.
Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26


Readied Attack:
MW Dogslicer, flanking: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 8 + 2 = 19
Dmg.: 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) - 1 + (1, 1) = 5


"Sounds good to me", Chuffy growled at the sphere.


Chuffy's body shivers as the healing energies repair his various wounds. Full and whole, Chuffy looks into the eyes of a trapped Pa Munchmeat with unbridled menace. "Shrink the sphere to size of a pumpkin."


A burned and bloody Chuffy walks up to the sphere of force. peering in. "Can-can you ..change the size of the sphere?" The rogue coughs.


Chuffy is stand up, attack if he still can.


Can Chuffy 'roll away' from Pa then stand?


Round 4 [sigh]
Reflex DC 15: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27
Chuffy flops on the ground like a fish, amazingly enough avoid all the flaming sphere entirely.
The goblin rogue extends his middle finger from the floor at Pa.


Constitution DC 10: 1d20 + 2 - 4 ⇒ (19) + 2 - 4 = 17


Round 3
Acrobatics: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12Chuffy leaps out of the burning sphere just enough to attack Pa Muchmeat.
MW Dogslicer: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21
Dmg.: 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) - 1 + (2, 1) = 5


Sorry. Work wore me out last night.


Round 2
Reflex DC 15: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8 Crap
Will post more later.


Chuffy, the Night Lord, takes advantage of Reta's flanking and continues the massacre.
MW Dogslicer, flanking: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 8 + 2 = 19
Dmg.: 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) - 1 + (3, 3) = 9


GM Mike...R wrote:

Unfortunately from his hiding spot Chuffy would not be able to reach the creature and attack in the surprise round as he would only have either a move action or a standard action but not both and the closest spot where he can hide is more than a five foot step away from the creature.

That said, he does have a hand crossbow which he could use to sneak attack from range in the surprise round and then drop to move in and attack with his dogslicer in the first normal round of combat. So I'm happy for him to use the dogslicer attack as his attack in the fist normal round of combat and then do something different with his surprise round action (e.g. shoot with his hand crossbow).

Chuffy will use his surprise round to move into position.

Stealth: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (7) + 23 = 30


SURPRISE ROUND
MW Dogslicer: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25
Dmg.: 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) - 1 + (5, 2) = 7
Chuffy slices into the flaming foe with his dogslicer.


Chuffy silently points to himself, then the hole. The rogue slices his throat w1ith his finger, nodding to inside the hole. Chuffy then points to the others, then points to the hole.

Chuffy then quietly crawls inside the hole to set himself up begin his attack on the flaming masked enemy.


Chuffy scurries back out of sight of the hole. The rogue points toward the hole, then slices his fingers across his throat. Then Chuffy mouths the words 'Big!' And 'On Fire'


Stealth: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (18) + 23 = 41
Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12
Chuffy, Lord of Midnight, examines the entry for traps and dangers.


Chuffy quickly removes his old studded leather to don the black studded leather from the dead goblin. The light from the outside doesn't want to cling to the black oily leather. As he don the last piece, the shadows around Chuffy deepen, to the goblin's delight.
"I. Am The Night!"

Chuffy, now far more Cool and Awesome than he previously was, looks down at the trap door. "Yous want me to go explore the birdhead's cave below us? or go up?"


Chuffy can be bribed by the nice new armor. I'm at work. Will post more if needed in a few hours.


Chuffy quickly takes the nice studded armor off the taxidermy goblin. The goblin rogue not sure if it's as good as his armor, but it looks good, so it's Chuffy's.


Chuffy dances around the fire, luckily not getting burned this time.
The rogue shows great interest in the studded leather armor.


Round 1/2
Chuffy slides into flank with the giant ferret.
MW Dogslicer, Flanking: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 8 + 2 = 30
Confirming: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 8 + 2 = 22
Dmg.: 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 + 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) - 1 + (6, 5) + (1) - 1 + (4, 4) = 19
Between Chuffy and Reta, that ferret is deader than goblin s#it!


Chuffy's for taking 20.


"SHUT YOUR HOLE!" Chuffy hissed quietly. "I was not alone in the darkness. A large birdface saw me, but did not attack!"


Stealth: 1d1 + 18 ⇒ (1) + 18 = 19 [facepalm]
Chuffy will attempt to return to the others to tell of what the rogue found.


Chuffy examines his options.
If I goes into the roof, I might be able to get in. The rogue thought to himself. But for all I know, that holes a home for those stupid vultures. I don't like it, but the cage door might be the best way in. But Chuffy will see..

Chuffy quietly goes forward to examine the cage-like entry, looking for obvious traps and ambush points.
Stealth: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (13) + 18 = 31
Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25


Unfazed by the literal bloodbath, Chuffy wipes his finger on his blood-soaked chest to get more dog blood on it.
The goblin rogue tastes the blood on his finger.
"Mmm."
"Dog's dead. Let's kill the owner next", Chuffy suggests, looking up at the house for any movement, despite their stealth successes.
Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18


Sorry. Several 12-hours days in a row at work. Will posty soon.

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