The Spirit of FaWTL thread's page

But at least I'm throwing out a bunch of useless crap.

Yeah... and I have to catch it along with everyone else's crap.

I refuse to die.

118 new since yesterday... You are trolling me, FaWtLies!!!

Who us?

*Shambles off whistling innocently.*

Kneel before the Overgawd!!

Boogity boogity!

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

So we still have over 6,700 posts to go to break the record.

Soooo...what? We should break it by the end of this week, maybe? :)

Never underestimate a FAWtL!!!

Doing well. Glad Riley's birthday went so well.

Yes - the demise of FAWTLhouse 5 was very sudden at the end. It looked like it would go on forever.

Long live Deep 6 FAWTL!

FAWTL IS LIKE THE HIGHWAYMEN, WE'LL ALWAYS BE BACK!!

taig wrote:

0gre wrote:

Gary Teter wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

How many post do you think we've done all together? I mean how much insanity have we produced so far do you think?

Somebody added it up once and I think it's in the neighborhood of 100,000 posts. But I could be way wrong, and am too busy twiddling my thumbs to go check.

How many of those 100,000 posts had a point? 5, 10?

I believe Mairkurion would tell you that all of his posts had a point.

All my posts have ghosts....

So who ya gonna call!?

Haven't we exorcised you once before? At least?

Yes, but then you post again, and each post on these threads simply increase my power..blah blah blah *insert megalomaniacal laugh*

taig wrote:

Paizo Overmind wrote:

BEHOLD THE BIRTH OF THE OVERMIND. THE PAIZO BOARDS HAVE BECOME SELF-AWARE.

Ooooooh, another sock puppet. :)

BETTER THAN A SOCK PUPPET. I AM THE UBER-PUPPET.

Hm-Hm, yeah... about that.... we have a "Over-Lord" around here..... we're gonna need you to move your office to the basement. Don't forget your stapler.

You've gotta be kidding me, thread.

DIE! DIE! DIE!

YOU A-HOLES WON'T LET ME DIE!!!!!

Davi The Eccentric wrote:

Eric Swanson wrote:

taig wrote:

Not yet! Please direct all your posts to Thread 3. You know the way.

Now shoo! Shooooo!

Uhhh thread 3? (puts on duh? look)

You know, Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next Generation

You mean the one with the dot next to it?

It started with me.

The Phantom Post Strikes!

~Smacks PP across the head with an anvil.~

"AND THE SPIRIT STRIKES BACK!!!! LOL!"

7 minutes or more? Did I kill the thread or is it just slow right now? :)

"KILL THE THREAD?! KILL THE THREAD!? YOU CAN'T KILL THESE THREADS, NOTHING CAN KILL MY SPIRIT!!"

~Looks over his shoulder to make sure no Post Monster is there.~

"Wait... I'm.... DEAD!? WTF! I was so young, so full of promise... it...it...IT'S NOT FAIR!"

GET OVER IT BOY! LIFE ISN'T FAIR, I WAS IN MY PRIME, POISED TO TAKE OVER THE BOARDS, AND YOU DIDN'T SEE ME WHINING WHEN I WAS CUT DOWN, DID YOU! NOW SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP, LETS SEE WHAT THESE PERVS HAVE IN STORE FOR US THIS TIME.

Trap it! Burn it! Eat it!

*cackles maniacally in that adorable Kobold voice*

NO FLAMES CAN BURN IN MY THREAD SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL HAVE TO ENJOY YOUR MEAL SANS COOKING.

lynora wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Should I make the Yet a giant or a monsterous humanoid.

I'd go with monstrous.

OOO a Monstrous Giant!

"SOMEONE CALL FOR ME!?"

The Spirit of FaWTL thread wrote:

Son of FaWTL wrote:

The Spirit of FaWTL thread wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Have you ever wondered if someday, the Son of FAWTL will have to fight the original FAWTL to determine who will serve at the side of the original untitled thread as overlord of the galaxy?

Because I stay up at night thinking about this and find it really upsetting.

WELL IF IT HELPS, I THINK IF MY SON IS ANYTHING LIKE THAT WHINEY BRAT THAT INSPIRED THIS LINE OF THINKING THEN MY MONEY WOULD BE ON ME.

Want to bet on that "Dad"?

HRUMPH! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME BOY, BUT SINCE YOU SEEM SO HELL-BENT ON YOUR OWN DESTRUCTION, LET US SEE WHO IS TRULY THE MASTER!!

~Advances drawing forth a blade of pure crimson energy the length of a hill giant~

I have no desire to kill you father, but you leave me no choice!

~Steps forward drawing his own blade..... a chipped pocket knife~

WTF!? Uhm... I this all I get, seriously? OK... can't we talk this over Daddy....please?

YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE YOU CHALLENGED.... ME.... TO....UHG....CHEST HURTS...GGFGJCGTI....

~Colapses dead~

The Spirit of FaWTL thread wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Have you ever wondered if someday, the Son of FAWTL will have to fight the original FAWTL to determine who will serve at the side of the original untitled thread as overlord of the galaxy?

Because I stay up at night thinking about this and find it really upsetting.

WELL IF IT HELPS, I THINK IF MY SON IS ANYTHING LIKE THAT WHINEY BRAT THAT INSPIRED THIS LINE OF THINKING THEN MY MONEY WOULD BE ON ME.

Want to bet on that "Dad"?

HRUMPH! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME BOY, BUT SINCE YOU SEEM SO HELL-BENT ON YOUR OWN DESTRUCTION, LET US SEE WHO IS TRULY THE MASTER!!

~Advances drawing forth a blade of pure crimson energy the length of a hill giant~

Have you ever wondered if someday, the Son of FAWTL will have to fight the original FAWTL to determine who will serve at the side of the original untitled thread as overlord of the galaxy?

Because I stay up at night thinking about this and find it really upsetting.

WELL IF IT HELPS, I THINK IF MY SON IS ANYTHING LIKE THAT WHINEY BRAT THAT INSPIRED THIS LINE OF THINKING THEN MY MONEY WOULD BE ON ME.

Galwynn wrote:

Check out my new pbp character.

No SoFaWTL bloodline?

At first level, may gibber odd non-sequitars and snark for 1d4+3 rounds. Enemies must make a WILL save or be stunned and spout nonsense, like "BttH", "Top of the Page," and "STFU, noob"...

UHM.... THE ONLY SPAWN I PASSED MY BLOODLINE ONTO BEFORE MY UNTIMLY DEATH HAS YET TO BE BORN... AND... UHM... I'M SORRY, YOU WERE PASSED OUT AND I WAS DRUNK, YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES.... 8O

I'M ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Did it die, or did he kill it?

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! I wanted to post there just ONE LAST TIME!

Can we even view the body?

And yes, it's still there.

X-X

THEY TOOK MY HOME FROM ME!! HOW COULD THEY!? OH, WELL HERE I AM.... NOW WHERE ARE THE BABES?!

Gary, whatever you did, it's not working! :)

UHM, SORRY TO BE THE ONE TO BREAK THIS TO YOU, BUT... WELL YOU SEE, WHAT HAD BEEN HAPPININ' WAS HE HAD BEEN TRYIN' TO SHUT ME DOWN, AN' SO I HAD BEEN HAVIN TO... YOU KNOW BE DEFENDIN' MYSELF, AND HE HAD NOT BEEN TAKIN' THAT WELL, I GUESS WHAT I HAD BEEN SAYIN' WAS.... YOUR POST MONSTER.... I EATED HIM. ;)

The Spirit of FaWTL thread wrote:

taig wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

taig wrote:

I just got off the phone with IssacX, and he said he would be really upset if we got to 20,000 posts by this weekend.

Now you and I both know that's not true, I just checked and his body is still buried under the first 20 pages of this thread.

Well crap! Who was I talking to then? Was it his...ghost?

<lightning flash/thunder roll>

OH, I'M SORRY WAS IT TO LATE TO CALL?

Damn! You scared me! I was watching Saw MMXLVI, and it got to the scene where the guy decapitated himself with a strand of spaghetti.

DE-DE-DECAPITATED.... THATS HOW MY COUSIN BIT IT, HE WAS BEHEADED BY AN ANGRY MOB OF ITALIAN CHEFS....BUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Moorluck wrote:

taig wrote:

I just got off the phone with IssacX, and he said he would be really upset if we got to 20,000 posts by this weekend.

Now you and I both know that's not true, I just checked and his body is still buried under the first 20 pages of this thread.

Well crap! Who was I talking to then? Was it his...ghost?

<lightning flash/thunder roll>

OH, I'M SORRY WAS IT TO LATE TO CALL?

SORRY ABOUT THE VANISHING POST GUYS, I'M KINDA HAVING NEW PAGE JITTERS. I NEVER KNOW WHAT YA'LL ARE GONNA DO TO ME ON EACH PAGE :/

IssacX wrote:

You need more moderators and Cut the number of pages down to 10 per thread, then start new thread plz! Most of the comments are 1 liners and the threads go all over the place I know these forums are young and under funded but 551 pages on one topic is insanity!

Issac

Ahh... just reminiscing about the old days. Back before the Pathfinder Rulebook was released, when summer was just a glint in everyone's eyes and over 14,000 posts ago.

You know, four months back. :D

"BEFORE I TOOK A LIFE OF MY OWN AND LAID WASTE TO EVERY OTHER THREAD ON THE BOARDS? AS TO WHAT HAPPENED TO ISSACX....I ATE HIM.

Hey I just noticed that we are about 15 pages away from 300! Soon we will have to set a new goal! :D

500? 1000? 10,000? We cannot be stopped!!!

Carnivorous_Bean wrote:

Bulmahnaut #1 wrote:

Now that we've won, what in this thread is worth taking?

What about ....

** spoiler omitted **

Those are pretty worth taking, aren't they?

I can think of a couple of potential difficulties: 1. Riot. (Never get b/n a man and his boobs). 2. There's so much boobs to the head in this thread, they're might not be room on the ship for them all.

Maybe we already carted Taig off and have him on the ship? In which case, what would you give in trade for him?

WHO ARE YOU KIDDING LITTLE COW GUY, I'M TO BIG TO FIT ON YOUR PUNNY SHIP!!

Okay, what caused everyone to go off the Ritalin? :) Seriously, 91 posts since this morning, that is crazy.

I TOOK EVERYONES MEDS AWAY FROM THEM, HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO GROW? SOON I WILL BE LARGE ENOUGH TO CRASH THESE INFERNAL SERVERS THAT KEEP MW IMPRISONED HERE, AND THEN I WILL BE FREE TO STORM THE WHAREHOUSE AND GATHER ALL THE PAIZO GOODNESS TO GIVE TO YOU ALL! :D

NOPE, HE'S DEAD. I WAS THE ONE WHO FOUND HIS BODY... IN THE TRUNK OF A USED '67 CAMARO I BOUGHT FROM THIS GUY. HE WAS IN THERE WITH SOME DUCT TAPE, A LIVE CHICKEN, AND SOME PEACH PRESERVES... I DON'T WANNA KNOW."

The Spirit of FaWTL thread wrote:

GOOD MOURNING EVERYONE, OH... VOMIT GUY? YOU WANNA CLEAN THAT UP? YOU PUKED ON ME... THATS GROSS DUDE, GROSS.

Hey, Spirit, is your choice of "Mourning" rather than "Morning" deliberate, considering what this thread is like? =)

IT IS DELIBERATE, I'M NOT MUCH OF A A.M. KINDA GUY, AND CONSIDERING WHAT YOU GUYS TURN ME INTO, I HAVE LEARNED TO DREAD EACH NEW DAY. ;)

*Watches JH and LJ give chase and hit the bus, wraps in a towel and curls up on the lounge chair*

Here looks good sleep a bit...

*steals towel from sleeping JB*

GOOD MOURNING EVERYONE, OH... VOMIT GUY? YOU WANNA CLEAN THAT UP? YOU PUKED ON ME... THATS GROSS DUDE, GROSS.

SHINY!
*looks at the pool as he produces a schoolgirl skirt for LJ*
SO IS THAT MY DRINK?

SO MY THREAD WENT TO BED..... IS IT OK TO PARTY WITH YOU GUYS FOR A WHILE? I BROUGHT ABYSSAL WINE, JUST BE CARFULL IT MAY TEMPORARILY TURN WOMEN INTO SUCCUBI.

OK IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE IS ANOTHER FAST GROWING THREAD OUT THERE, SOME POOL PARTY. DO YOU GUYS REALLY WANT ANOTHER ME RUNNING AROUND OUT THERE? THINK OF THE DAMAGE IT WOULD DO, THINK OF THE SHAME IF IT WERE TO GET OUT THAT WE ALLOWED A BUNCHA JACKS TO URSURP OUR TITLE! IN OTHER WORDS FOLKS....FEED ME!! ;)

The Spirit of FaWTL thread wrote:

Solnes wrote:

My husband is not right!!! :D

HE'S NOT THE ONE FLIRTING ON ANOTHER THREAD, INSTEAD OF HELPING ME GROW... YOU...YOU...JEZEBEL!!

I asked first!! You said I could!

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT, YOU NEVER ASKED ME ANYTHING, ARE YOU FEELING OK? DO YOU NEED TO LIE DOWN?

My husband is not right!!! :D

HE'S NOT THE ONE FLIRTING ON ANOTHER THREAD, INSTEAD OF HELPING ME GROW... YOU...YOU...JEZEBEL!!

SO NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO? I'VE NEVER BEEN ALIVE BEFORE... FEELS KINDA NICE... LET'S SEE, ARMS-CHECK, LEGS-CHECK, HORNS-OH YEAH!, LET ME JUST TAKE A LOOK DOWN HERE AND....OH WTF!!!! THAT'S NOT COOL DUDES! I MEAN C'MON, HOW DOES THAT GET RIGHT!!

The Spirit of FaWTL thread wrote:

grrrrrrrRRRRRRRRROWL!!!!

YOU HAVE AWOKEN THE SPIRIT OF THE THREAD!!! ALL OF YOUR INSCESANT PRATTLE HAS TAKEN ON A LIFE OF IT'S OWN!! LET THE BOARDS TREMBLE AT MY MIGHT, LET THEM MARVEL AT MY SIZE, FOR I AM GOD AMONG THREADS!!!!

NO! CHAOS ROOLZ!!!

DUDE...HAVE YOU BEEN READING ME, I AM CHAOS...SQUARED.

Gark the Goblin wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Gark the Goblin wrote:

taig wrote:

<Offers Gark a Pecan Sandie>

Here ya go, buddy.

Thanks. Poor flash... missing out on pecan sandies...

meh... I'm not a nut person so Pecan Cookies don't hold a lot of interest for me...

Okay, bored with this now...

I don't actually know what they are, but if they have nuts I assume I'd like them.

-->Pecan Sandies

OOOOO, ARE THOSE PECAN SANDIES? COULD I BOTHER YOU FOR ONE? OR TWO HUNDRED? I LOVE THOSE THINGS.

grrrrrrrRRRRRRRRROWL!!!!

YOU HAVE AWOKEN THE SPIRIT OF THE THREAD!!! ALL OF YOUR INSCESANT PRATTLE HAS TAKEN ON A LIFE OF IT'S OWN!! LET THE BOARDS TREMBLE AT MY MIGHT, LET THEM MARVEL AT MY SIZE, FOR I AM GOD AMONG THREADS!!!!