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http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011/05/09/galaxy/outer-rim/obi-wan-keno bi-is-killed.html
All propaganda.

Looks good. It's not Back to the Future but it flies.

I'm still waiting for the world to end so I don't have to pay my bills.

My personal dislikes include American Ninja, Glitter and the Jennifer Lopez movie with Ben Afleck can't remember the title.

In the correct campaign this has a chance to shine. It has my vote. Good luck.

Seems to be a favorite for a reason. I love this and has my vote.

I like this a lot. Voted for it. Good luck.

The first and last time I played gnome was a wizard doing his best imitation of Dungeon Master. My party went in a narrow dungeon corridor with a human and goliath fighter. They encountered a rust monster and since my gnome was behind the formation he got trampled by the rest of the party.

Out of topic but how is it that when monsters fight in Tokyo, the city is rebuilt perfectly the very next day?

The Roy wrote:

How does one become a billionaire?

An excellent question. In order to become a billionaire, one must have assets totaling at least one billion dollars.

Just kidding, all you really need to do is hang out around Capitol Hill with a camera, you get enough congressmen and senators on camera having at it with their underage Russian mistresses and the blackmail money just starts rolling in! You'll be a billionaire before you know it!

The Roy prepares to take photos of Lord President Moorluck. click.

The Roy wrote:

Is there a way to drink beer everyday and still have abs of steel?

No! Takes off Roy's Glasses and pokes him in the eyes.

Please take your unsanitary claws of death from my x-ray glasses.

Is there a way to drink beer everyday and still have abs of steel?

Clearly summoners get laid the most. High Charisma plus furry animal friend == Chick magnet.

Alchemists also get plenty of tail since they are the dealers.

You could have your companion in the image of a beautiful woman.

How is it that everybody in starwars seems to understand Chubaka?

How does one become a billionaire?

The Roy is banned for being a sexy beast.

Gandal is banned for using a constipated avatar who thinks of Italian food.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? There only seems to be one female smurf, why?

I learned that good wins over evil and that love conquers all.

Kajehase wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

The Roy wrote:

Do instant noodles count as pasta? Couldn't live without the stuff.

Yes, they do. Your food of choice sucks, is evil, and I'm reasonably certain it smells funny.

I'm not sure instant noodles even qualify as food, myself.

What kind of Instant Noodle?

If it comes in a cup it qualifies as a soup.

If you steam it and throw it in with capsicum, mushroom and diced beef, a takeaway.

If you deep fried it, plonked it on a plate, and assembled a display of chiliprawns on it, its dinner.

Well it comes in a cup but you drain the water and add the spices later. There is a soup variety though. Evil? I don't know. It makes me feel good when I eat it late at night. Along with ice cold soda, it keeps me awake all night.

Do instant noodles count as pasta? Couldn't live without the stuff.

Kajehase wrote:

Nuh-uh.

Is it just me or are Ninjas and Katanas so 1980's.

Only if your thinking about the "American Ninja" movies.

Jackov Smirnoff wrote:

In Sovit Rassa, kittens hate YOU!

Thats no surprise commie kittens hate everything.

Even lawyers?

I was at the beach yesterday.

Wow. I've been in Weihai, Shandong for 8 years and in that time the people have literally ballooned. It's crazy. Rice, fatty pork, massive amounts of peanut oil in everything... yikes.

It probably has more to do with the increase of fried food and sugar intake than on rice itself.

I've played both. It doesn't really have that big an impact on the game.

A handshake from a monk with quivering palm should work. You could also trap his toilet with a portable hole falling to a bag holding when he takes a poop.

I fhought I faw a futty tat.

Troy Malovich wrote:

Now, I'm not looking for names or anything. Just that in another thread..

Joana said "He left over not-playing-nice-with-the-party issues: expecting personal side quests to take priority over the storyline of the AP, and not agreeing that selling captured foes into slavery and killing people in their sleep were evil acts."

.. and I could swear that it was the same guy that killed a few of my groups' diff campaigns. I'm just wondering how many times people have had it happen where one player's one act, just stopped a campaign cold? Either caused a TPK or degraded the whole session into a big disagreement?

I had a player almost kill a session by not playing in a boss fight. I just downplayed the fight to make it winnable. If a player does something stupid, such as killing someone in public in front of the guard, the guard or myself will word things in such a way that the non-suicidal members of the party have a way out.

We have a player just like that in our group and we would end up dead or in jail. The guy's our friend so we just let it go though.

You could run a solo adventure for yourself. Just don't tell your friends you're doing it.

Behold, a new avatar arises! All shall bow before his levitating, reptilian glory!

Hail, carbuncle! Hail!

I like almost all things green except when it flies.

Laptop, dice, white board and marker.

I thought I'd finally get around to showing handiwork to the Boards as a whole. I made these to show who much I love the games, and I'm not done yet!

Link to the Cards!

Not familiar with the card game but looks nice over all.

You know its bad news when you're supervisor says "Just to set your expectations..."

Rodan bounty hunter, because a Hutt placed a bounty on a human smuggler.

Roy Focker

I should probably start planning how to spend all my money on carnal pleasure before the world ends. Oh how time flies.

Aberzombie wrote:

Swivl wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Taken him where? Out to eat?

Where does god take people when he 'takes' them?

Jury Duty.

Disneyland?

Sexy parties?

He turns them to smurfs.

3 Fighters, a human, a half-elf and a half-orc. Collectively known as the bastards of Azoun.

I like this thread. Why don't we have more like it?

I don't think they can pull this off and expect no racial profiling.

I see you're working on another project. Let me give you more opportunities to shine. I'm sure this would be good training for your multi-tasking skills.

Hmm... Melons. Would eating melons increase my IQ?

He just needs his respirator. He wins simply by having been voiced by James Earl Jones. "Drizzt... I am your father." FTW.

Smurf.

Would two geniuses mating even breed one?

That's what he gets for eating vegetables.

He's promoting Barramundi for kids. We accept you just as you are yellowdingo.

Off topic, this thread reminds me of how the Cookie Monster now endorses vegetables aside from cookies.

It's 3.0 but you could get the Monkey Grip feat.

This really depends where they're fighting. El will never die in Forgotten Realms. His goddess died before he did. True can be said to Raist in Dragonlance. Now the real question is who would win in a "Your Mama" contest.