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We already have this. It's called FAWTL.


Gruumash . wrote:

Ah Man now I am going to have that song in my head the rest of the day.

Thanks alot Moorluck I am blaming you if my wife divorces me she needs to drive me into town and I WILL BE SINGING that SONG when she picks me up. She may even kill me. Let that be on your conscience.

You're assuming that the LPM has a conscience. :P


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Crimson Jester wrote:
Why pony request? Are we all riding Sebastian?

That is highly inappropriate and disturbing.

Plus the thought of the pony all lathered up in sweat and oil just makes me want to get the brain bleach.


Hmmmmm.

I have now broken my boxes cherry.

Anyone have a towel??


taig wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
Open mockery is my way of life.

Wow. People usually only mock me behind my back...

Why? It's much more fun to see the crushed look in your cute. fuzzy face.

>:D


DOES ANYONE ELSE HATE....

The idiotic threads people create to start drama when there is no need for any? Yes. Yes I do.


I would say stand up and brush your armor off.


Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Urizen wrote:

You won't see Puerto Rico wanting to join up. Sure, they don't have any legislative say in Congress, but they sure do enjoy not having to pay those taxes while gaining the benefits of those who do.

Give it some time before we start selling land piecemeal to the Chinese. Let's see what they can do to rehab the ninth ward in New Orleans, so let's start with Louisiana. Nothing sings like a fire sale when you sell one of the main gateways via the Mississippi River.

Besides, there's plenty of indigenous animals that make great ingredients for new dining options. Especially Cajuns.

You come back on the boards to post HERE??

For shame, Urizen. For shame...

It was the whores discussion. It's like a "Summon Urizen" spell sent out across the interwebz.


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stormraven wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
stormraven wrote:
I think dumping Alaska is the easy call and let's give Arizona back to the scorpions.
Are you nuts? If we give up Arizona, then how do we get our whores?
Clearly you haven't watched 'Jersey Shore' if you need to ask that question. :)

Notice I said "whores", not "dirty whores". :P


stormraven wrote:
I think dumping Alaska is the easy call and let's give Arizona back to the scorpions.

Are you nuts? If we give up Arizona, then how do we get our whores?


Just give California, Washington and Idaho to Caesar's Legion and be done with it.


Sunderstone wrote:
This game is all sorts of awesome. Love mixing up the action with Catwoman too.

Who doesn't like mixing up with Catwoman???

Oh.....

You mean in game.

Carry on.


I just think you all take this way to seriously and need to lighten up. Not everything has to be an attack on women/men.

RELAX. It's just a game.


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I think Dork Tower says it best.


Mothman wrote:
tttzzzzzz - Ouch!

Mwhahahaha


Mothman wrote:
Hello everyone.

Puts out bugzapper

Hehehehehe


Tiny Coffee Golem wrote:
The moral of several of these stories seems to be "Only play with a DM who is getting laid regularily."

That's why I tend to DM alot. Wifey takes care of me.... :D


Because some people need to be reminded of it.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Some days I hate my job.

That's everyday for me. I say we burn it all down...


Urizen wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Woke up and hubby had coffee all fixed and breakfast waiting on me!! <3
He served breakfast on you? Giggidy.

I'd buy that for a dollar!


Conspiracy Buff wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
The 8th Dwarf wrote:


What really matters is Batman's alignment...
Grant Morrison ruined him! RUINED I SAY!!!!

I have had enough of you "Morrison Bashing"!!! You sir are as UN-AMERICAN as they come!!!

....even though Morrison's a Brit...

Hey, I can't help it if Morrison's a hack. And you smell like gouda cheese. Don't try to deny it. I have proof.

Your "proof" is a rightleftwingnuthouseneoconhippie conspiracy theory!!!!

There are no pictures, no soaps and NO WET TOWELS to support your theory!!!

YOU ARE WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!!!!!!!

Actually, in a way, he's right. Unknown to anyone, even yourself, you are actually an AI/RL cross-over construct developed by the PMG to test certain elements of internet security as it relates to interspacial anomalies here in real life. A side effect of your simulataneous existence both in the digital realm and the real world is a faint odor of something akin to gouda cheese.

That explains everytime he clicks, I get an ere.....

uh...nevermind....


Aberzombie wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
The 8th Dwarf wrote:


What really matters is Batman's alignment...
Grant Morrison ruined him! RUINED I SAY!!!!

I have had enough of you "Morrison Bashing"!!! You sir are as UN-AMERICAN as they come!!!

....even though Morrison's a Brit...

Hey, I can't help it if Morrison's a hack. And you smell like gouda cheese. Don't try to deny it. I have proof.

Your "proof" is a rightleftwingnuthouseneoconhippie conspiracy theory!!!!

There are no pictures, no soaps and NO WET TOWELS to support your theory!!!

YOU ARE WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!!!!!!!

Spoiler:
Besides, it's frumunga cheese, not gouda....


Aberzombie wrote:
The 8th Dwarf wrote:


What really matters is Batman's alignment...
Grant Morrison ruined him! RUINED I SAY!!!!

I have had enough of you "Morrison Bashing"!!! You sir are as UN-AMERICAN as they come!!!

....even though Morrison's a Brit...


Darth Knight wrote:
I will not celebrate a man's death but if this drops gas prices down I will dance in the streets!

+1000000000000000000


Dragonsong wrote:
I like both

That's not allowed. It's written somewhere in the geek constitution that you have to pick one side or the other and defend your side to the DEATH!!!!!!!!!

VIVA LA TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Celestial Healer wrote:

How ever did I miss this thread?

Did I ever tell you all the story about the time I got Sebastian to admit he was wrong?

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!

But no, I want to hear it.


Sara Marie wrote:

i haz sekret

** spoiler omitted **

I say don't tell.

Enjoy the confusion that you place upon all of them as you sit high upon your Customer Service throne of AWESOME!!


A good reason to worship the pony is in Dragon Age 2. There are TWO achievements that relate directly to him.

WORSHIP THE PONY.


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Guess what everyone!!!

Minnesota weather decided to be completely different today and.....IT'S SNOWING!!!!!
Thats different?
No.....*cries in a corner*

Told you your +5 hair dryers of awesome were cursed. But nooooooo, why listen to me??


pulls out a bb gun for the nekked douchery

Got'cha in muh sights angel!!!

BANG!


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Any dark chocolate almond M&Ms are mine, though.

My cat has some dark chocolate almond m&m's for ya....


Freehold DM's Clone Emporium wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Freehold DM's Clone Emporium wrote:
taig's clone wrote:

Ortho is people!

X_X

has Clone Solnes #9 scrape up another dead badgah for dinner

*sigh* A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

Since you are an emporium, is there anyway I can get a clone of someone?
Of course! Freehold DM's Clone Emporium exists is more than happy to serve the customer! What- or should I say whom- would you like?

I would like a clone of my wife. So we can get down and have a thre.....I mean have wonderful conversations....yeah....


Aberzombie wrote:
Crotch mirrors?

Just what the geek in you needs for Christmas!! Crotch Mirror!! It allows you to see beyond your gut and remind you that you still have a Crotch!! Crotch Mirror...made by the same company that brought you Booby Lift!! Booby Lift....when A-Cups just can't get you that promotion.


lynora wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
So will Urizen reappear if we say his name three times??

Let's find out.

Urizen, Urizen, Urizen

Did it work?

That's funny. My crotch itches....


I agree with the fish. Just get a stick and slap a b$@~@.


taig wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
taig wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Bummer though, that I couldn't find time to visit with Sebastian or Paris. Sorry, dudes. My schedule with big time loco.

But there is hope (or despair, take your pick) - there's always Paris' own ship that I should one day have to visit, which would bring me out again for another visit.

*sobs
Lurking makes it difficult to remember where you live. :S

That's why you become a stalker, so you ALWAYS know where they live.

ALWAYS.

Isn't that right Lyn...nice shower curtains BTW.

Does the bath mat match the curtains?

Not really.

But the carpet matches the drapes.

EDIT: DAMIT!!! ninja'd!!!!!


lynora wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
taig wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Bummer though, that I couldn't find time to visit with Sebastian or Paris. Sorry, dudes. My schedule with big time loco.

But there is hope (or despair, take your pick) - there's always Paris' own ship that I should one day have to visit, which would bring me out again for another visit.

*sobs
Lurking makes it difficult to remember where you live. :S

That's why you become a stalker, so you ALWAYS know where they live.

ALWAYS.

Isn't that right Lyn...nice shower curtains BTW.

Why, thank you. I do like the beading even if (more like because) it looks girly....

I was supposed to be disturbed that you were stalking me wasn't I? Huh. ;)

No.

You're supposed to be more disturbed that I have permission to stalk you.

*evil grin*


taig wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Bummer though, that I couldn't find time to visit with Sebastian or Paris. Sorry, dudes. My schedule with big time loco.

But there is hope (or despair, take your pick) - there's always Paris' own ship that I should one day have to visit, which would bring me out again for another visit.

*sobs
Lurking makes it difficult to remember where you live. :S

That's why you become a stalker, so you ALWAYS know where they live.

ALWAYS.

Isn't that right Lyn...nice shower curtains BTW.


I was wondering if you could give me advise on how to pick up girls??

Oh wait.....


your mom.

drops the mic

BAM!


Studpuffin wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
You ever have one of those days where you wish, at one particular moment, you had a baseball bat that had a rusty nail hammered into it?

Those are bad days.

Good days are when you actually find one of those rusty nail-bats and let everyone know it.

My boss told me he didn't give a crap about whether or not I needed hours. He said If I needed hours, I had to work weekends and give up my game night b/c that's when he needed shift picked up.

Funny...those are night his STUPID WHORE OF A WIFE HAS OFF!!!!!!!!!!


Don't they have to "do naughty" before they form the 4 swords of death or am I misunderstanding slashfic?


DM Wellard wrote:
The One Who Makes You Angry wrote:
I'm getting New Vegas for FREE!!!!!!!!!! :D
You make me angry.

Excellent.

My plan is working!


Moorluck wrote:
How badly was your prissy little knocked kneed singy-songy bow legged pointy ear elf beaten by that dwarf fighter that you still have such hatred for the stout folk?

My guess is pretty badly. And nasty.

Or JJ just doesn't like the shorties.


Creepy Puppet wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:

You're just trying to get me in trouble....

No way man! I'd never steer you wrong! Honest!

Now then, if you've still got that bat, I hear that Teter loves to be threatened with one.

"Riddle me this, Riddle me that.... How about I just bash the PMG with my Bat!!!!"

HAhahHAhaHAhahAHahahahAHAHAhahAHaha!!!

please don't ban me....


I'm getting New Vegas for FREE!!!!!!!!!! :D


Orthos wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:

Yes.....yes.....

Horrible thoughts are forming on how to kill my PC's.

One of us

One of us
One of us

Hehehe

HAHAHA

HAHahaHAHahHAhahAHAhahahAHAHAhahaAHAHAaHAAHahaAHAHA!!

*ahem*

Excuse me, I had something in my throat.


I have upgraded from baseball bat to dirty steel pipe.


I want to beat my boss's head in with a baseball bat. That's all I have to say.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Going to celebrate with hubby....I kinda promised something...uh..yeah, if he were to find a job this week. :P
Make sure he lubes it up this time. According to Jenny, it hurts less.
Dude! Not that!! That....that is a no!
Really?
I had a friend who used to work at a drug store and some um young ladies came up asking about condoms... then they asked what he used for birth control.... He responded.

...

"I'm off at six. I could show you."

close....... he responded, "her mouth."

Even better.... >:)

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