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Hey folks, sorry about everything. I thought I had stuff more under control than I did, but I have to take a beak for a few. I really am sorry, especially so shortly after saying that I'd be back, but I seem to have overestimated my own abilities compared to IRL stuff going on. I really did enjoy playing with you all, and I hope that this isn't a death knell or anything. Hopefully I'll have the mental bandwidth in some time, but if I don't best of luck to you all!
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Kazmanaught, AKA Trer.

Looks about right to me!

A banging and clanging from up behind, and the sound of jubilant and raunchy victory songs carry down the tunnel. Apparently Trer had been successful in what she was hunting.

"And then with his sword, he went to the board, an-Oh!" Trer says, coming into view, munching on some meat. "There you folks are. I stabbed a few purple worms in these tunnels, and grabbed the tasty bits. Thinking of making some worm jerky later, but it's not bad raw, 'n I thought you might like some. Any of you want any?"

If I can't carry it, I don't deserve to have it! Fortunately, I can carry an awful lot...

Trer wants a flop room, she's not big on permanent housing.

Trer, for her part, although she could eat a quarter of one of those miracles all by herself, restricts herself to just the bare minimum to what she needs to maintain her prodigious bulk. She may not be a caster, but she makes up for it in raw determination. Cutting through lava flows to access the area below, smashing her way through rubble to get to people before they can be squashed, or just always being in a good mood, she does her best to keep up with her more magically inclined companions. Her talents lie more in the hunting and stalking expertise, not so much the rebuilding cities knowledge.

I'll go with firesight, since that's real cool.

If anyone has a bonus feat recommendation, I'd love to hear it

Oh man, I would kill for Trer's strength! Maybe then I wouldn't have dropped a can of beans on my foot, and now I can't walk proper-like!

"Oy! Knock it off before I knock your heads off! That means you, you know who you are. Rowan"

Intimidate: 1d2 + 29 ⇒ (1) + 29 = 30

Started working at Target last week, and I am super tired! Lotta lifting and restocking, to say nothing of the walk to work and back! A bit tired, but I'll see if I can find a bonus feat I think works well for Trer.

I'll wait to see Lazur's results before I add in my own intimidate attempt

"Who needs a house lifted?" Trer shouts with great enthusiasm.

With ant haul, I got a light load of 1398. 5 that for dragging. Max load while staggering is 4200lbs above my head or 21k drag. I can also use rage at a rate of 2rds/round, to get the effect of enlarge person, but it makes me exhausted for a minute every time I do so. While enlarged, my light load becomes 2070, and my max load over head becomes 11040lbs, or 55200 dragging. Not entirely sure what sort of dice you'd like me to roll other than just givin' you those numbers.

Riches! Adventure! Chances to show off! All things Trer likes.

Ummm... violence?

Trer taps Mara on the shoulder, and loudly says in a "whisper," "This is dull and beyond me. Can you make me better at carrying stuff so I can help people move heavy stuff? I don't really do "permanent housing," but if I don't put some muscle to use, I'm going to kill one of these bureaucrats."

With an ant haul which lasts more than all day at this point, I can easily lift a few tons above my head. Maximum load pre-rage is 4200lbs, and stagger about with it. Drag 5 times that amount, and with some rage that number goes up by quite a large amount. It can at least double it again, so moving rubble is easy.

Sorry folks! Things have been a little bit hectic around here recent-like. Give me a little bit to get my ducks in a row, and I should be able to catch up pretty quickly! Thank you for your patience!

I like kingdom building over rooms and teams, but honestly I'm happy to go with either! And I prefer cool teamwork feats to show growth as a team, but there isn't a one size fits all teamwork feat we could all use... so I'd probably vote the skill feat. Sorry about the delay in response, I had no wifi for most of yesterday!

Trer shrugs off her efreeti form. "My bit here is pretty much wrapped up. Clean up's a job for wizards. If you need a big rock moved, let me know though! I'll get on that for ya." She rubs her hands together. "Now. Thrafaxallfalldown's treasure. If I was a big stupid undead dragon, where would I hide it?"

Damage sounds about right!

Trer takes a single move to hit #3 and greater vital strikes it with a yell. She also uses a swift action to reduce it's reach in regards to her by 15ft.

To hit greater hasted efreeti vital strike: 1d20 + 41 ⇒ (8) + 41 = 49
Damage: 24d6 + 47 ⇒ (1, 5, 5, 4, 5, 6, 6, 5, 4, 2, 1, 3, 2, 5, 2, 4, 6, 6, 1, 2, 5, 2, 2, 6) + 47 = 137

"Let them come! I will smite them all into the mud!"

Trer moves to the front of the party, uses a swift action to reduce the reach of the nearest Cherufes by 15ft, and then readies an action to vital strike at the first dragon that comes into her reach.

No fire damage. Read it was immune :)

Well with two chances to hit, and being adjacent, I'll full attack instead of vital striking. They are all flanking power attacking, accurate stance, haste boosted efreeti strikes, all of which get through alignment based DR- (the first benefits from furious focus) Hold on to your butts, there's a lot of numbers coming this way...

Attack 1: 1d20 + 43 ⇒ (12) + 43 = 55
Attack 1 advantage: 1d20 + 43 ⇒ (3) + 43 = 46

Hasted Attack: 1d20 + 38 ⇒ (18) + 38 = 56
Hasted Attack: 1d20 + 38 ⇒ (8) + 38 = 46

Attack 2: 1d20 + 33 ⇒ (19) + 33 = 52
Attack 2 Advantage: 1d20 + 33 ⇒ (6) + 33 = 39

Attack 3: 1d20 + 26 ⇒ (11) + 26 = 37
Attack 3 Advantage: 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (19) + 28 = 47

Attack 4: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (3) + 23 = 26
Attack 4 Advantage: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (14) + 23 = 37

Attack 2 confirmation: 1d20 + 33 ⇒ (18) + 33 = 51
Attack 2 Confirmation advantage: 1d20 + 33 ⇒ (6) + 33 = 39

Attack 3 Confirmation: 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (1) + 28 = 29
Attack 3 Confirmation advantage: 1d20 + 26 ⇒ (2) + 26 = 28

Whew! Now for the hits!

Attack 1 damage: 6d6 + 41 ⇒ (5, 2, 2, 4, 6, 5) + 41 = 65
Hasted Attack damage: 6d6 + 41 ⇒ (6, 1, 2, 5, 5, 1) + 41 = 61
Attack 2 Critical hit: 12d6 + 82 ⇒ (1, 3, 4, 2, 6, 3, 3, 4, 3, 1, 3, 2) + 82 = 117
Attack 3 No crit: 6d6 + 41 ⇒ (4, 5, 5, 1, 6, 5) + 41 = 67
Total damage 310

"Hah ha!" Trer bellows, as she drives her mighty blade home again and again and again (and again). "I don't know exactly what it was you did, but boy did Varan guide me!"

I'm raging and mind blanked, but a 1's a 1.

I put myself where I thought was reasonable, I'd like to be as far forward as possible, but I don't know what the situation with that is!

I'm not going to be the only one stealthing, so instead I'll just be an enraged accurate efreeti, which is exactly 1 full round of actions. I'd like to be on the dragons cruising altitude.

I was planning on sneaking. I know it's strange to see a stealth barbarian, but I did invest in it. Still, buns glazing isn't a terrible way to start this thing off right either!

Oh right, thanks! And yes to Krowys, that's pretty much exactly how it works!

Trer also enter a furious frenzy, and activate accurate stance before entering combat...

"It can cut through demons pretty good," Trer sniffs, "Least when I'm mad anyway." Furious makes my weapon +5 when I'm raging, which is enough to overcome alignment DR

When it becomes obvious that the fight is imminent, Trer will reactivate her boots of flying, and activate her 1/day Efreeti form.

"Fight with us, and live to see another day with great glory, or die alone, homeless, and without honor," Trer adds in orcish, the language she thinks these giants might speak best. As punctuation, she lets out a yell, showing how fearsome her warband is. Intimidate: 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (16) + 24 = 40

Trer's got a few minutes of flying left in her for today. Few and minutes though, not a ton. And a cool 17 round stat steroid, but that's for much closer to the fight.

So what's the plan?

Trer shrugs. "You guys said I could stab it. Usually works. You've seen I can stab pretty hard and good at this point. If it was just me, I'd hide in a crevasse until it flew overhead, fly out myself, and stab it a bunch of times. Since you folk are here, I'll just try and draw as many attacks to me as I can, and you guys can be the heavy artillery, ok?" She claps her hands together. "Now. How do we use our things and get there before they all run out?"

That's why you gotta one round it, like Glaurung, or the dragon from Beowolf, jump it when it flies overhead. I think if you're mind blanked invisibility true sight again? I'm not 100% sure on that though.

Trer blinks slowly. "Sounds delightful. We still gotta do something though. I haven't even used my ace in the hole!"

"But is it still stabbable?" Trer asks again with a somewhat desperate tone to her voice.

"Most importantly, is it still stabbable?"

I believe a discount King Ghidorah would make mincemeat of us. That being said, I'm happy to give it a crack! Big things are fun fights.

"That doesn't sound like a Neenian word," Trer says. "Wot's a Kaiju?"

"A wot? In any case, I should break out the big guns for this, right? Try and give me a heads up before we go in."

Right before teleportation, I drink an enlarge potion and click my fly booties on.

"If the finger wigglers are still good to go, then so am I!" Trer states proudly. "A hundred's a lot, but if we're smart about it, we can rout them." She shows a surprising level of tactical awareness, in contrast to her brash usual personality. Then again, some of her most famous exploits involve feats of incredibly brawn, but coupled with a base cunning; like hiding from a dragon in it's own horde, and then outlasting it in a battle of endurance.

Trer perks up. "More strong stuff to fight? And stuff to be had?"

"I could push-" Trer suggests, pantiming her suggestion, "Really really hard. And then you guys could put it back together on the other side."

Trer comes out of her rage. "Sorry about that Ariston. If I knew you wanted it, I wouldn't have chopped it into such little bits." She sits down in the air, her fly spell letting her do the unnatural action. "So what do we do after? We got all 4 thingies, is there something else we've got to do next?" She snaps her fingers. "Oh right! Mexno-scotum or whatever. We expecting a big fight on the other side?" She glances over at Knowys as she speaks, she knows she said a word wrong, and wants to see his reaction.

Other than the fact that Trer is raging, looks good! Not that it mattered, since we're going first!

Seeing that almost all of the Salamanders have been rendered almost completely defeated, and confident in Mira's ability to mop up the stragglers that survived A chain lightning would taste great right now, Trer decides to finish pounding the golem's face in. First she feints going left before quickly dashing right to get under it's arm, reducing it's reach by 15ft. Then she unleashes a powerful blow!

Greater Vital Bash, +5 or higher equivalent, it appears to be larger than I so +1 more: 1d20 + 33 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 33 + 1 = 39
Bonk: 24d6 + 44 ⇒ (3, 4, 1, 6, 6, 2, 5, 5, 3, 6, 4, 5, 2, 5, 6, 2, 4, 2, 2, 6, 5, 6, 3, 5) + 44 = 142

It's not her finest work, but anything less than the most sloppy of blows from Trer would strike this behemoth. She, combined with the help of her friend Lazur, lay it low. She trusts that if any of the other Salamanders survive Mira's assault, Ariston would survive at least long enough for her to reprioritize targets.

"I've got Efreeti blood in my veins," Trer mutters. "Don't know much about it, but what I've heard I don't like. They seem like real bastards, but then again so do these lizards. And we don't have time for this. People are dying!" Trer finishes her pondering by flying into a murderous rage. Since everyone is aware of each other, I don't think there's a surprise round? In any case, I'm sorry to be the one that does it, but roll initiative.

Trer flies on over past Salamander 3. "Do you speak common?"

I will say, if you do get infusion, I would absolutely love either long arms or, more greedily, a high level monstrous physique spell

Oh, I forgot all about the kingdom building rules! I love playing Civ by hand! In all seriousness though, I actually do quite enjoy the kingdom building rules.

Honestly, I'm a little unsure as well. I had looked forward to one specific mythic ability, mythic vital strike, to make up for the fact that I am not a full attacker, or a pounce-r, and thus am comparatively worse than other barbarians at level. I like making bad guys explode into gibbets! :) Beyond that, there wasn't a whole lot in mythic that interested me. Build is pretty much finished. I'm open to other ideas though! Bonus feats, boons, gestalted class levels, fun items, GM fiat, I like brainstorming ideas!

I know this makes me sound like a bit of a min-maxer. While that's true to an extent, I plead the Stormwind fallacy. I love RP, and would like some opportunities for Trer to show her sneakier, more tenacious side!

Enlarge Person and Fly drunk before stepping through. Trer will go first.