Several days later, rumor reaches Etta of a rather fantastical version of herself singing The Ballad of Queen Big Bang. The song is almost entirely flattering, if one could consider a human ruling kobolds flattering.
Hello. You don't know me. Or maybe you do several times over.
Motteditor...:
...we may be cousins. Shhh! It's a secret!
DM_Panic...:
...remember how I asked you to switch the God's Market Gamble credit over? I made a mistake... If you're able to switch it back to 12657-8, I'd be grateful. I regret any inconvenience.