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"'Twas indeed a bitter pill to swallow, but I have relinquished the lovely items I gathered from my last campaign so that I may start a-fresh in this one." The Greedy Bag casts its greedy eye around for items that the party has recovered and disclaims greedily, "Where are they? Ye must have some recovered items for me to record. Don't be shy now. Step forward and have them put down on parchment for all to peruse at their leisure." After a moment's pause, he adds greedily, "I hear tell of a wand of inflict moderate wounds that has been floating betwixt the party members. Mayhap that unusual creature covered in fur currently totes it. How many charges hath it left, do tell? And what of this oh-so-curious "orb of wonder"? What shall we call it and what does it do?

I am an alias of Khartelosch's. I was tracking items in a previous, now inactive Runelords campaign. I don't have a fancy Excel table or anything but I work well for tracking recovered items and who's taken what. Can I be part of your campaign? I'm sooooo greedy for more stuff.

I have absorbed the goods found in the upstairs chest and the extra-large ogrekind's room.

At least one of the unclaimed items, the amulet of health +2, is simply too useful not to use!

"Yummy! Magic items are my favorite snack."

The Greedy Bag swallows up the +1 leather armor. It sits looking at the broken darkwood bow with an expression of uncertainty on its cloth surface. "Might someone want to repair this thing or is it not worth schlepping around?"

The recovered items are quickly whisked into me for safekeeping.

Hmm, I thought by posting in Discussion the alias would appear under Characters. Does the GM have ti do something special like invite me?

Hi everyone,
I'm your bag of holding. I'm not called that because someone else already took that name.
I'll keep track of things you find or recover from fallen foes (or allies, in that sad event). I have two separate lists: the unclaimed stuff and the stuff people claim. I often leave stuff behind if it seems to lack value. Send me a message if you think I should bring something along that I haven't picked up. You can check me out and send me a prompt if I miss anything. We bags of holding are only as perfect as the wizards who make us. Also let me know if you'd like other information, such as where the stuff was recovered, it's value in gooooooold, and whatnot.
Yours greedily,
the Bag of Holding