Ms. Paladin goes down.
Mr. Wizard rushes forward and pulls his scroll of Infernal healing. Casts the spell on it... and then asks the Paladin Player to buy a replacement.
Thread #987664209 that should be titles "Why I'll never play a Paladin with a GM I haven't personally known for years. Specially not in an online game.".
Now, back to the old routine of hiding all alignment/Paladin threads and moving on...