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Moving over here not to highjack which has been by far my favorite game on here.... Thank you very much. My bro and I would be very interested in playing the new game. He is Detritus, I think he just posted.

"I wantz more wisdum so I helps Crang gud"

@Our Mysterious

If that doesn't work will point my rod of wonder at them and press the trigger

1d100 ⇒ 96

1d100 ⇒ 54 0-50 for me! 51-100 for demon

With one last indignity a ray of green shoots from the rod hitting the demon squarly in the face before turning him green permenantly.

"Now youz looks like us!"

Rhino 1 38/52 Rhino 2 30/52 Spots 44/52 Splurg 36/61

The Rhino's continue to take a beating from the Devil and continue trying to savage with their horns.

1d20 + 12 ⇒ (13) + 12 = 25gore
2d6 + 11 ⇒ (3, 5) + 11 = 19
1d20 + 12 ⇒ (12) + 12 = 24gore
2d6 + 11 ⇒ (6, 4) + 11 = 21

Spots redoubles his furious assault

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (6) + 11 = 17bite
1d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6trip
1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15umb
1d20 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14claw
1d3 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
1d20 + 11 ⇒ (13) + 11 = 24claw
1d3 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

Seeing Crang in serious straights Splurg moves up to tend to him with his now glowing hands. cure serious wounds now out of 4th level spells

3d8 + 7 ⇒ (6, 2, 3) + 7 = 18healing to Crang

The Devil's hooves have no issue finding their targets as both Rhino's stagger under the blows.

Rhino 1 45/52 Rhino 2 39/52

Luckily they both recover and attack again

1d20 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17 gore #1
2d6 + 11 ⇒ (2, 1) + 11 = 14

1d20 + 12 ⇒ (2) + 12 = 14 gore #2
2d6 + 11 ⇒ (5, 6) + 11 = 22

Spots 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10Will
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20fort

not sure what that is doing so giving his attacks just in case

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15bite
1d6 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9 trip
1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13UMB
1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 31claw
1d3 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
1d20 + 11 ⇒ (12) + 11 = 23confirm crit
1d20 + 11 ⇒ (18) + 11 = 29claw
1d3 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

Splrug concerned about his own well being heals himself cure light
1d8 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6 now 36/61

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14 bite opp
1d6 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

Spots attempts to savage the horsydog as it gets up.

1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28Ref Spots
1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16Will Spots

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7Ref Splurg
1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16Will Splurg

Spots nimbly avoids the fire but Splurg staggers as he takes the full brundt of the attack

30/61 hps -4 to attk/saves/skill checks

Spots goes back to attacking the Demon

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (2) + 11 = 13 bite
1d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7trip
1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 31 claw
1d3 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
1d20 + 11 ⇒ (8) + 11 = 19confirm crit

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (2) + 11 = 13 claw
1d3 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

As Splurg's storm continues above the area he tries a different tact summoning some help Summon Nature's Ally IV + feat that adds an additional summoned creature

2 Rhinoceri materlize out of the ground and make an immediate charge at the horseman

"I bringz my own weird horseys to the fight huh?"

since crang and spots are both attacking only charging with one doing a normal attack on the other

NonCharging Rhino
1d20 + 12 ⇒ (2) + 12 = 14gore
2d6 + 11 ⇒ (4, 1) + 11 = 16
Charging Rhino
1d20 + 12 ⇒ (11) + 12 = 23gore
4d6 + 14 ⇒ (5, 3, 4, 2) + 14 = 28

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13 init
"I never see horse dog befur... you destroy me sword! Help me Lamhastu!"
Spots attacks from behind to help Crang.

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 21bite
1d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6 if hits trip
1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29 trip attack
1d20 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15claw
1d3 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
1d20 + 11 ⇒ (1) + 11 = 12claw
1d3 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

Splurg calls a bolt of lightning down on the dog demon

3d6 ⇒ (2, 4, 1) = 7 ref DC 17 for half subject to SR

"Blue Pretty Crang, but me prefer Lizards"

Spots is enjoying his game and continues to batter the little mouse... err halfling
again no additional added for potential prone victim
1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13bite
1d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6if hits will continue to trip
1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15UMB

1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10claw
1d3 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

1d20 + 9 ⇒ (19) + 9 = 28claw
1d3 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

Splurg seeing his grassy opportunity casts Entangle aiming to capture the Knight and the Wizard. 40' radius circle lasts 7 min to entangle DC 15 Ref Save

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18Init

Splurg smiles evily as he points the rod of wonder at the wizard and presses the button.

"I wonder what this will do"
1d100 ⇒ 60

oh how I hope their is grass.... Grass grows in 160-square-ft. area before the rod, or grass existing there grows to 10 times normal size.

Spots continues his halfling assault.

no bonus to hit added for if halfling prone
1d20 + 9 ⇒ (8) + 9 = 17 bite
1d6 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9 if he's up will try and tirp again
1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13CMB

1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20claw
1d3 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16claw
1d3 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

sorry was out of town

Splurg sends Spots off to help Crang and casts chill metal on the Knight in chainmail. assuming I'm within 40 ft of him... hoping that causes the dragon to drop him :P

Spots attack on whomever Crang attacks
1d20 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 9 = 19bite vs ac
1d6 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8 on hit trip

1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25 CM attack

"Iz on fire, Whosi musta beat us dare"

"Tanks for the gulls and beer, wez got to get back to lookin for my friendz" Splurg makes to leave all thoughts on his sword

Splurg listens with interest as he finds out where his sword will be tonight.

Splurg sniffs at the bucket before handing it to Whosi

Splurg gapes at the fancy dressing and talking stranger. Before sputtering out "Me Sword?"

Sad that Splurg didn't make a new friend but glad he's back after his sword he starts trotting down the trail

Splurg claps for Ank-hore Turning to the Goblinkin "You big with big roar you help us get sword much lamb for you"

"Where Crang he gud with words.. or was dat axes? He gud." Splurg gets confused before agreeing with himself that Crang is just good.

"Oooo lamb is good, Ank-hore you slaughter for sacrifice? Captain
Gutbucket make stew"

"We have crazy pickle baby and glow fish if hungry. Lady has my sword?"

"Spell for dat? I have spell for grow plants and spell for make better..."

"Happy National Talk like a Pirate Day... should be Talk like a Goblin Pirate"

anyone else not seeing new posts when they come to website? I just happened to check

"If this be wooden lady she got my sword! Come Spots"

Confused by Ank'hore talking about horses and riding Rovergog "You can ridz horsez Ank-hore" Splurg offers trying to be helpful

"Lez go to island, I wantz my sword."

"Statue lady gonna releaz da RovaGugs! Dat da prophecy, we fallow da fishes we get my sword! Stop talking to crazy pickle baby and fallow da fishes"

"There be glow fisz!!! Follow em like the crazy pickle baby sayz, To the sails!"

"Glow fiz? That crazy pickle talk. I never see glow fisz"

"I likes you spirit tiny cap'n, you can join the cap'nz or you can joinz the other babies in the bath, choose quick like"
1d20 - 1 ⇒ (13) - 1 = 12intimidate

1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11CMB

It is time for the one thing that all goblin babies fear... a bath

Splurg starts throwing the babies overboard where they can be recovered once they have calmed down

nooooo not in the pickle barrel!!!

"It's okay Spotz daddy still wuv you too, let's get doze babies!"

"Come on Baby, I knowz you blind but this silly...."

Splurg, Spots, and if Baby is around him too will try and take care of the one's on the deck

Darn was hoping for some seaweed or pickle sprouts or something

Splug casts Entangle on the ship to stop the madness or continue it as the case likely will be 40' radius

"Crew to ARMS! Man the pickles and batton down the hatches" Confused Splurg adds as an afterthought "Me Hardies"

Spots gets an evil gleam in his eye as he thinks of rounding up the babies.

Splurg takes the eye abscent mindidly and swallows it. "But wich wayz to go..." Splrug ponders it for a minute... "Me sword be gone me figurehead be gone... which wayz figurehead go.."

With sudden inspiration Unfortunatley the reasoning powers of the Goblin only goes so far Splurg points towards the front of the ship "Figurehead always go dataway!! To the sails!"

"AVAST! Me Schimitar, it's gone... I be wanting it back"

We love Crang the wee mad terror too :P I feel like my character finally has some offensive fire power.... likely will be summoning alot but shouldn't have to swing my <insert weapon here> way too much unless I want too..

Ank-hore as a druid I should be opposed to it as it's unnatural But as a goblin I understand the need for a little craziness.... As long as you keep them away from my animals I think my character is good with it...

As a side note, I completely forgot about the rod of wonder... that thing is chaos incarnate and I will hapily start using it as much as possible...

http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/magicItems/rods.html#rod-of-wonder

if he goes for it Way Big Axe Captain will be his new title

Also another thought if Crang and OMB is interested... freak explosion caused Crang to be permenantly enlarged...

That enlarges all his equipment to medium and him to medium lowers ac 1 and attack 1 due to size and dex -2 but gains 2 str... hulking(medium lol) goblin berzker

I have a sling, leather armor, and a rod of wonder, and 2 cure light wound wants (28 charges between them)

What the group has

-Potion = Cure Moderate Wounds potion
-Bracers of Armor +3 (Light Fortification) <--I could definitly use but probably better for Crang)
- Medium Mithral +2 Full Plate No one can use
- Medium +1 Mithral Ghost Touch Shirt No one can use
- Medium +1 Holy Longsword No one can use unless they use as a small greatsword
- Small +1 Flaming LOngsword I'm not proficient
- Medium +2 Light Crossbow I'm not proficient
- Medium +1 Wounding Cutlass Don't think anyone can use due to size
- Medium +1 Unholy Pistol No one proficient

What I'm looking for item wise:
Headband of Inspired Wisdom +2 (4k)
+1 Schimitar (2k)
+2 leather armor (crap can't remember I think 5k)
Any Wooden Shield would be good
Returning Spear also would be good

Hey Crang, as a Druid with Spots I took Handle Animal, I have enough skill(4) in it to be able to train them within 2 years.

1 potion, bracers of armor, medium shiny full plate, medium mithril shirt, medium shiny longsword, small longsword, and medium light xbow cutlass and pistol

I leveled up but still need to add my feats and spells will do that when I get a chance. How do you want to handle equipment including the stuff we have waiting to be id'ed.