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I've done it. I've figured out why Canadians are so nice. It's the geese. All of the anger, hate, and rage is sucked out of the people and turned into geese. That's why the people are great, while the geese are literally evil incarnate.

Ya know it, geese is bastridges.

Y'cracked yer brain-box?!

*steals peaches*

Woran wrote:

Vanykrye wrote:

Woran wrote:

In case anyone wants a laugh, my city arrested a bird

I love that they edited in the redaction of the bird's face.

IT MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE IT

Wow, a literal jailbird.

Yerwha?

<gigglesnort>

Mother Night, thassa lotta shine.

...except you're not stealing, per se, so much as pyre-robbing. Can you handle the heat?

Robbin' an' stealin' is the same thing, ya hooded blinker.

An' yeah I can, I'm fast an' nimble-like, an' dodgy as as a crooked judge.

Aww yeah, free snacks!

Sorry, you must be thinking that I'm of the Choice Fundamentalist Extremist view.

You don't get a choice in this matter, because the Niche Fundamentalist Extremists will feel offended.

Oi, you must be thinkin' I cares. I's already been in the klink. What else ya gonna do?

They's can whine aaaaaaaaaaaall they want while I steals me some shine.

That seems a right waste a good loot. Lemme pick thru the pile fore ya light up.

Can I have your stuff?

I like turtles!

Yeah, 's called a brain, ya git.

Next poster's got a date wit' the deadly nevergreen.

Penny for a shiv, guvnah?

Sara Marie wrote:

money chris: ...Well, if we're ordering up clones from the factory...

money chris: two please

cosmo: submits a ticket to add “Cloning Functionality” to software.

money chris: I think you're more likely to get a murder ray out of Christopher

Murder rays require Hellstone and the last time I hiked down to pick some up, Asmodeus kept calling me for weeks. Dude is seriously needy.

Might know a guy who can get ya what ya need without the complications. If I don't, I def'nitly know a guy who knows a guy.

Oi, I'll take 'at, thankya. *picks pockets*

I ain't villainous! I'm jus' misunderstood. Also I got yer wallet.

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here!

Let him go!!!

Sparrow Jailbird wrote:

Rikka diJuliana wrote:

Sparrow Jailbird wrote:

Vidar Sandyx wrote:

Sparrow Jailbird wrote:

Scintillae wrote:

Why do I get into arguments with all of my characters?

Ya gots a argumentable face!

Where are your parents?

Iunno. Mom's usually 'round the library or summat. Dad went on a favor fer Tiko to th' metalhead tower an' didn'a come back.

Whassit ta you?

Library? Where?!

Zattaway. Watch out though, Tyrin let onna 'er canisters break. Said summat about blue goop what eats yer skin. Smells like oranges.

Fascinating! This place truly sounds worth some investigation.

Sure, if'n ya like never leavin'. Welcome ta th' Needle! Ya kin check in but ya cain't check out!

Sparrow Jailbird wrote:

Vidar Sandyx wrote:

Sparrow Jailbird wrote:

Scintillae wrote:

Why do I get into arguments with all of my characters?

Ya gots a argumentable face!

Where are your parents?

Iunno. Mom's usually 'round the library or summat. Dad went on a favor fer Tiko to th' metalhead tower an' didn'a come back.

Whassit ta you?

Library? Where?!

Zattaway. Watch out though, Tyrin let onna 'er canisters break. Said summat about blue goop what eats yer skin. Smells like oranges.

Sparrow Jailbird wrote:

Scintillae wrote:

Why do I get into arguments with all of my characters?

Ya gots a argumentable face!

Where are your parents?

Iunno. Mom's usually 'round the library or summat. Dad went on a favor fer Tiko to th' metalhead tower an' didn'a come back.

Whassit ta you?

Why do I get into arguments with all of my characters?

Ya gots a argumentable face!

Please sir, canna have summore?

Sleight of Hand: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26 *palms shiv in one talon*

Drejk wrote:

Wait you mean that at the moment we can't allow our players to retrain feats?!

Also, am I one of the few not thrilled by rules for young characters?

I'm utterly ambivalent about being able to play children. I guess I just don't understand the appeal at all of sending a kid on a dangerous quest risking decapitation, disembowelment, and mind warping magic*.

At least speaking for myself, this character here is the only Young character I've ever considered playing. At least in her case, there's a justification: she was born and raised in a magically-sealed prison for powerful mages and others of the kingdom's most dangerous criminals, escaping from which is the purpose of the campaign. Hardly a cotton-candy setting or story.

I'm sure there's plenty of other reasons that such characters might be considered an option, even if something just as simple as "something different that I've never tried before".

Sparrow Jailbird wrote:

Scintillae wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Scint has an entire future campaign planned around a paladin who got BPed into a dog and made the second save.

Expanding on this - it'll probably be more an extended one-shot to break up tension between serious plots. But the story here would be that an adventuring party got to the final boss and lost - BP'd paladin was the only escapee, can't do anything except use Lay on Paws at present, goes home to find a way to break the news.

...The children of said adventurers (also known as the PCs) decide "Hey, we're going to be heroes, too! Let's find Mommy/Daddy!" The paladog will spend the entirety of the campaign attempting to bring them back home in one piece.

This looks about how I expect this to go.

Spoil't rotten brat kids dunno nothin' 'bout what it means t' fight fer yer life where it really matters. Livin' all cozy comfy what in their fancy houses an' wit their fancy clothes, goin' gallavantin' 'round th' countryside on a lark, thinkin' they's goin' on some adventure like it's summatta big game. Makes me sick, wanna take a few bars offa these 'ere walls an' show 'em what for it really means ta get in trouble. Hrmph. *mutter mutter grumble*

I wanna dog.

Okay, little miss. Just because you're born on the inside doesn't mean you can't become a proper upstanding citizen. Look at Inspector Javert!

... whozzat? We got a new Warden? Again?

Orthos wrote:

Scint has an entire future campaign planned around a paladin who got BPed into a dog and made the second save.

Expanding on this - it'll probably be more an extended one-shot to break up tension between serious plots. But the story here would be that an adventuring party got to the final boss and lost - BP'd paladin was the only escapee, can't do anything except use Lay on Paws at present, goes home to find a way to break the news.

...The children of said adventurers (also known as the PCs) decide "Hey, we're going to be heroes, too! Let's find Mommy/Daddy!" The paladog will spend the entirety of the campaign attempting to bring them back home in one piece.

This looks about how I expect this to go.

Spoil't rotten brat kids dunno nothin' 'bout what it means t' fight fer yer life where it really matters. Livin' all cozy comfy what in their fancy houses an' wit their fancy clothes, goin' gallavantin' 'round th' countryside on a lark, thinkin' they's goin' on some adventure like it's summatta big game. Makes me sick, wanna take a few bars offa these 'ere walls an' show 'em what for it really means ta get in trouble. Hrmph. *mutter mutter grumble*

I wanna dog.

Orthos wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Orthos wrote:

I am far too young to be a bitter, cynical old codger.

You're twelve?!

Sometimes I wish. Though I'll be playing a 10-12 year old in a few months.

No, I'm 27.

Git off my lawn!

::fires into the air::

::cats yowl and scatter::

Oh no, no babies, it's okay. Mommy's sorry....

Now look what you did!

*springs and flaps into tree in the yard*

Off yer lawn I is, ya dusty ol' hag! Can't shoot fer chickens, ya can't, ya walkin' sludgebucket! Hope yer hidin' more bullets in all them wrinkles, got plenty o' space for 'em ya do!

*crosses eyes, sticks out tongue* Myeaaaah!

Cheers crowd wrote:

aeglos wrote:

hi everyone

AEGLOS!!!!

*jumps up from couch*

IT WASNN'T ME

Yeah it were, I saw'ed ya!

*takes notes*