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Sovereign Court

The rabbit leads the confused woman off to the proper forums.

Sovereign Court

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.
Maria Kuerlara wrote:
If the witch hasn't awoken by the time we return to town, Maria suggests we seek medical treatment prior to returning the item.

The rabbit agrees that medical treatment, in addition to various other forms of treatment, are necessary for the witch so that she can be a useful and beneficial member of society, if such a thing is possible.

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

After McCalister speaks, the rabbit hops back over to the witch's basket and begins to look through it. It produces two vials, one with some sort of brownish liquid and the other fairly clear. It looks the two over and shrugs.

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

The rabbit hops over to the newly recovered treasure chest, then looks over at the unconscious witch. Placing his paw on the maker's mark, the rabbit notes that while the witch still has quite a bit of recovering to do after the ordeal, he, at least, is feeling "Phine".

Oh? Punned the chest, did I?

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.
Bob McCalister wrote:


Rushing forward, Bob points the barrel at the beast. "Yous not nice man. This be fer the woman!"

The rabbit wonders if spellslinger was referring to the witch when he used the term "woman", if such a thing is possible.

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

The rabbit hops over to the witch's basket and begins to rummage through it in the hope of finding something useful within it, if such a thing is possible.

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.
GM Gustavef wrote:
Gahlethea stops bleeding and is stable.

The rabbit is shocked by the realization that some definition of the word, in fact, does exist by which the witch could actually be considered to be... "stable". The rabbit had never considered before if such a thing is possible.

The rabbit moves some distance from the crocodile.

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

Fortitude save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16

The rabbit also is not sickened, having apparently become used to the smell, if such a thing is possible.

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.
Maria Kuerlara wrote:
Watching the annoyance twitch the whiskers of Sir Fuzzelworth, Maria whispers consolingly, "I don't think you are a pet."

The rabbit pats its paw against the back of Maria's leg consolingly, if such a thing is possible. It then looks up to at Maria as if to say, I never thought so either. I just didn't think it right that he was insulting you.

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.
The High Fool wrote:
"And we have a 'No Pets' policy."

The rabbit is thankful that someone else appears to genuinely want to help out the witch, if such a thing is possible.

However, the rabbit does question the unilaterally-implemented policy, which was so sharply-worded by the sharply-witted, and now more sharply-pointed fool, and it does so sharply.

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

Having anticipated what the witch is about to do, if such a thing is possible, the rabbit quickly hops out of her basket before the witch enters the room. Seeking refuge from behind the doorframe, the rabbit looks on to see just how badly this is about to go.

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

The rabbit looks into the witch's basket and then holds its nose, if such a thing is possible, wondering when the witch is going to clean it out.

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

Perception: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 1 = 21

The rabbit ignores the torrent of words leaving the witch's mouth, if such a thing is possible, and checks the door next to Maria for traps.

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

The rabbit hops out of the witch's basket and begins to try to re-open the door holding the Pathfinder, if such a thing is possible.

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

The rabbit spits, if such a thing is possible.

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

Realizing that the witch had left without it, the rabbit shrugs, if such a thing is possible, before racing out of the stairway and into the room.

Fortitude: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 1 = 21
Fortitude: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 1 = 14

Crinkling its nose at the awful smell, but otherwise feeling quite well, the rabbit continues to hop rapidly towards the witch before making a running leap into the witch's basket.

Fortitude: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

Once inside the basket, it then promptly "loses" its "carrots".

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.
Sir Fuzzelworth Cuddlebuttons wrote:
The rabbit glances at its ears, paws, and tail and concludes that it is presently ill-equipped to deal with a living fabric of bats. It decides to give chase to the witch and attempt to console her fears, if such a thing is possible. double move

Oops. I mistakenly read the flight thing into it.

Not sure the reason for the mistaken. I guess I was just...get ready for it... WINGING IT!

RETCON TIME

The rabbit glances at its ears, paws, and tail and concludes that it is presently ill-equipped to deal with a living fabric of bats (even if it has not yet taken flight). It decides to give chase to the witch and attempt to console her fears, if such a thing is possible. double move

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

The rabbit glances at its ears, paws, and tail and concludes that it is presently ill-equipped to deal with a living fabric of bats. It decides to give chase to the witch and attempt to console her fears, if such a thing is possible. double move

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

Noting that the only visible door to the room is the one that the party came in through and that the dimensions of the room are far less than that of the exterior circumference of the tower, the rabbit glances first around the room.

Perception: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 1 = 14

The rabbit then looks towards the others in the party and waits for them to put two and two together, if such a thing is possible, hoping that it won't have to engage in another letter-crafting project before its mage armor spell wears off.

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

The rabbit conveniently provides another post to move onto, if such a thing is possible.

Perception (DC 5):

And somewhere yet another fourth wall is heard to shatter.

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

As the witch talks aloud and reaches into the basket, the rabbit hands, if such a thing is possible, a flask of clear, refreshing-looking liquid to the witch.

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

The rabbit unburies its head out of the basket feeling a bit left out, if such a thing is possible. Peering its head out of the witch's basket, the rabbit tries its hand, so to speak, at looking around.

Perception: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

The rabbit buries its head in the basket.

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.
Gahlethea the Arcanely Blonde wrote:
Gahlethea screams, "AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!hhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhh...*breath*...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The rabbit tries to console the witch, if such a thing is possible.

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

The rabbit turns its nose up, if such a thing is possible, at the objects the witch produces as if to say, I think I'd rather eat the spellslinger's firearm.

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.
The High Fool wrote:
Seeing the lizard, the High Fool draws his rapier. "Why, this tower isn't abandoned at all! This is the third home we've trespassed into. Does your rabbit eat lizards, miss?"

The rabbit peers out of the basket with a look of disgust, if such a thing is possible, and apparently seems to be pondering Why are you asking her?

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

After the climb, the rabbit hops into the witch's basket and puts on a serious face, if such a thing is possible, and trains its senses on the door as if to say "ready".

Perception: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.
The High Fool wrote:


Will spend 1 panache on Derring-Do.
Nimble as a-- gasp!-- monkey, the High Fool scampers up the wall to the second level. Not bothering with handholds, his fingers dig into the crevices of the rocks themselves to find just enough purchase to keep him moving upward.

Monkey Derring-See, Monkey Derring-Do!

The rabbit appears to be visibly pleased, if such a thing is possible, that at least two of the party members have acknowledged the wisdom of its advice.

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

The rabbit hears the deathroes of the spider brought on by the firemage having stabbed it repeatedly with a pointy object and audibly sighs, if such a thing is possible.

It cocks its head to the side, appearing to contemplate whether or not to take the effort to complete it's spontaneous art project, then continues it's work though with notably less urgency.

Sir Fuzzelworth Cuddle buttons takes 10 [10-2-2=6, which is greater than DC 5]

Perception 0+1/10 ft. away:
Small stones, pebbles, and other debris have been arranged on the ground to form a series of crude letters arranged in the following order: B-U-R-N-T-H-E-W-E-B-S

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

Seemingly relieved, if such a thing is possible, that Gahlethea is apparently not in danger of immediate harm, the rabbit attempts to form a third letter.

Craft (pebbles): 1d20 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (7) - 2 - 2 = 3

Another failure.

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

The rabbit paws-es (see what I did there?)its feverish efforts for an instant in order to give a deeply disappointed glare, if such a thing is possible, at Sparks before resuming its efforts.

Craft (pebbles): 1d20 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (6) - 2 - 2 = 2

Failure by less than 4. No progress

However, the hastily assembled rocks are so loosely placed that they roll away in different directions almost as soon as they are placed.

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Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

Looking up briefly to see that Gahlethea in trouble, the rabbit quickly returns to its work, quickening its pace and redoubling its efforts. It rapidly attempts to form a second letter.

Craft (pebbles): 1d20 - 2 - 2 ⇒ (11) - 2 - 2 = 7

-2 ability modifier, -2 for improvised tools. RAW sets a DC 5 for a very simple item, like a wooden spoon. I think a rock letter would qualify as a very simple item. So success!

Perception DC 0 +1 per every 10 ft. away:

The rabbit, if such a thing is possible, has arranged another group of stones to fashion a crude approximation of the letter "U", adjacent and to right of the crude letter "B", that it had fashioned earlier. The rabbit appears to still be at work.

Sovereign Court

Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

The rabbit shakes its head back and forth looking quite disappointed, if such a thing is possible, in the two-legged creatures. Springing to action, the rabbit hops quickly out of Gahlethea’s satchel into the field of rocks and debris. It immediately gets to work. Collecting and moving small pebbles with its mouth or paws, the rabbit methodically, if somewhat awkwardly, is able to re-position the pebbles into some sort of discernable pattern or shape.

Craft (pebbles): 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (19) - 2 = 17

Success!

Perception DC 2:
The rabbit, if such a thing is possible, has arranged the stones to fashion a crude approximation of the letter "B" and appears to still be at work.

I realize that I may be playing a little loose with the game mechanics here--the low Intelligence rabbit, who spells with rocks vs. the high Intelligence witch, who acts as dumb as rocks--but if your'e willing to give me the leeway, I'm willing to continue to wing it for the purposes of fun.

Sovereign Court

Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

The rabbit jostles its head sharply, if such a thing is possible, towards the two-legged creature that can set things on fire and then towards the more-likely-than-not-flammable webs.

Sovereign Court

Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

The rabbit hops back into Gahlethea's pink satchel and is carried comfortably over the treacherous stones and debris until it catches up to the rest of the party.

As the party explores, the rabbit keeps an eye out for trouble while the witch, Gahlethea, is lost in thought, if such a thing is possible.

Perception: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

But is obviously distracted by the swaying motion generated by the witch trying to stumble her way through the rubble in a ball gown.

Sovereign Court

Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.
Maria Kuerlara wrote:
Gahlethea the Arcanely Blonde wrote:
”I got it! Your new name! It shall be…. pausing for dramatical effect…‘Elphabo’!”
Literally laughed out loud at work at the end of that. Fortunately no one was near. :P

Had considered Elphabah, but that is a Kellish name. So, it would be pronounced such that the “Ah” is silent. And then there was also some legal something or other...

Why am I posting about Gahlethea's thoughts with this alias, you ask? Come, now. You all know who is REALLY in charge...

Sovereign Court

Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.
Maria Kuerlara wrote:

Maria looks over the carnage, "nicely done all! We handled that ambush well."

Checking on the bunny, "is Sir okay? I saw the creature take a snap at him."

The rabbit seems to nod its head affirmatively, then mimic a snoozing sound, if such a thing is possible, while the blonde witch is busy doing... well... whatever it is that she is doing.

Wow, I took so long writing Gahlethea, I almost missed a few posts!

Sovereign Court

Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.
GM Gustavef wrote:

However before returning to Spark's leg, the mongrel notices the more tasty morsel in Gahlethea's hands. Squirrel!!! goes though the dogs head as it charges over to leap at this treat.

The dingo leaps at Sir Fuzzelworth Cuddlebuttons

This character and his purported owner[/b]totally[/b] deserve this! : )

As the wild beast leaps toward it, the rabbit looks at the witch and then it hisses, if such a thing is possible.

GM Gustavef wrote:
It leaps fruitlessly

The rabbit looks down at the canine and sticks out its tongue, if such a thing is possible.

Sovereign Court

Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

The rabbit sticks its paw outside of the satchel and appears to point, if such a thing is possible, at the dogs and then at itself.

Sovereign Court

Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

The rabbit sticks out its tongue, if such a thing is possible, at the nearest dingo.

Sovereign Court

Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

The rabbit, perhaps experiencing an imminent sense of dread, hops back into Gahlethea's pink satchel.

Sovereign Court

Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.
GM Gustavef wrote:

The man explains. "It is all on the up and up. See it has a seal!"

He points to what looks like to be a coffee stain on the parchment.

The rabbit at the base of the man's feet appears to be snickering, if such a thing is possible, then raises its ears as if eagerly waiting to hear how the larger creatures respond.

Sovereign Court

Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.
GM Gustavef wrote:
He notions towards his left leg. "But, you are all young, healthy, and uncursed. You should have no problems. Aside from any other spoils you find, I offer you this sum of gold for return of the valuable McGuffin."

The rabbit jumps out of Gahlethea's satchel and hops up to the man, coming to rest by his right leg.

Sovereign Court

Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.
Maria Kuerlara wrote:
She wanders over the the extremely overdressed lady first, "hello there m'lady, would you be interested in a bit of exciting adventure?" As she speaks, she only looks at the bunny even if her words appear to be directed at the pink thing.

The rabbit appears to smile, if such a thing is possible, and shakes its head up and down rapidly.

Knowledge (arcana) DC 10:
Some casters look to ancient tomes, others to the powers inherent in their bloodlines, and still others to their faith in a god or goddess. Witches turn elsewhere, drawing power from their communion with the unknown. A witch's familiar acts as the conduit through which she receives her abilities, gifted to her as part of a pact made with otherworldly beings. As they grow into their power, many witches seek out and eventually come to understand the precise sources of these arcane abilities. Yet, just as many remain blissfully unaware of what fell forces guide their hands and incantations.

Sovereign Court

Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

As the blonde woman speaks, the rabbit in her satchel rolls its eyes.

Sovereign Court

Male N Magic Beast (rabbit familiar)
Skills:
Acrobatics +0 (+8 jumping)(+12 running jump), Intimidate -4, Perception +1, Sense Motive +1, Stealth +15
| HP 3/3 | AC 20* T 15 FF 17* *mage armor (retains Dex bonus when running) | CMB +1, CMD 7 | F: +1, R: +5 (improved evasion), W: +3 | Init: +3 | Perc: +1 (low-light vision, SM: +1 | Speed 50ft (x5 running) | Melee: bite +3 (1d3-4) | Space: 2-1/2 ft.; Reach: 0 ft. | Active conditions: None.

Player Name/Alias: Lysle
Character Name: Sir Fuzzelworth Cuddlebottoms
PFS Character Number: Are you trying to label me?
Race, Class and Levels: Rabbit (familiar)
Faction: Devoted only to the patron
Initiative: +3
Perception: +1

Day Job Roll: Keeping any eye on Gahlethea.

There must be one out there, but I couldn't find a rabbit pic