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Shawn stops performing his comedy routine and winces in pain.

"I think I'm going to faint, does anyone have a potion?"

Shawn Continues his perform as a free action (unless that is deemed something that will cause bleed)

"I can adapt. If you keep hurling those things at me, my finale will be a tragedy rather than a comedy."

Shawn continues his satire routine but calls out to the new copy saying.

"We already had one of you and we broke it. I suppose we can break another."

Shawn continues to perform and addition all uses his antagonize feat against the copy

Diplomacy Antagonize: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12

Shawn begins his insulting the copy.

"Boy aren't you a flaming hot mess."

Shawn begins his perform satire debuff

Day Job: 1d20 ⇒ 5

Fort Save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 1 = 20
Fort Save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 = 13
Fort Save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11

Shawn attempts to follow.

Shawn takes advantage of the healing wand

Wand CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

"Thanks Celdrexen"

Arco: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Shawn stays on the ground full defensive

"I'm all butterfingers over here"

Acro: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Shawn falls on the grease.

Shawn goes full defensive

don't kill me!

Shawn is shot and shouts,
"How dare you sir"

Shawn approaches the goblin and stabs at it with his rapier.

Attack: 1d20 ⇒ 11 Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Seeing the Goblin move away Shawn stops performing and starts moving away from the swarm.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19

I got to get away before I'm consumed by the swarm!

Shawn begins his standard insults and mock performance for the goblins to distract them.
Shawn begins bardic performance Satire

This worked before lets hope I get them mixed up again.

Shawn takes the wand offered to him by Miranda.

CLW Wand: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
CLW Wand: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

"Thank you Miranda, I feel much better. The show can go on."

Shawn hands the wand back to Miranda.

"Could I borrow a wand for a moment too. I don't think crimson is my color."

6 hp to a first level character is devastating

I guess Shawn votes stealth too

Stealth: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (16) - 2 = 14

"How shall we know who is a shadow lodge member and what their movements are if they are shrouded in mystery?"

Shawn stops performing and moves closer to the goblins for an attack.

Shawn continues his performance of insults.

Shawn maintians performance satire.

Shawn sees the ugly goblins and begins his now patented mocking routine
Shawn takes a 5ft step back and starts bardic performance satire.

"You smell like a horse's ass and dogs are better than goblin dogs!" assailing the ears of the goblins

"Well I'm stumped I usually get around gates by impressing the guards and having the gates opens for me in a glorious hail of trumpets but by using force, never." Shawn concedes.

I hope the tables working together figure out something this is so far out of this characters wheel house

"Anyone good at knots? Tying up the sleeping woman may be good idea. She won't be enchanted forever."

Looking at is pristine body once again Shawn proclaims.
"Thank you kindly for the consideration E'li, blood is not good for my act. Confidence is my trade and leaking all over just doesn't bring out that quality."

"Does anyone have some magic to help with my cuts?" Shawn asks enthusiastically.

thanks for the clarification about sleep. I misread the cast time

I'm confused, the enemy should have needed to do a DC 15 will save or go to sleep on round IV we are on round V which means that should be resolved and the actions of the party my differ if they are asleep. (The Blue Goblin was not in the area of effect so fleeing was an option)

Shawn double moves out of difficult terrain.

Marching orders are if he has bardic performance Satire use that if not Antagonize when possible and only when absolutely desperate attack.

I'm hoping to be able to post at least once a day so it shouldn't come to this (I hope).

Reflex: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22

Shawn feeling the pain in his shoulder begins to sing a lullaby.

Shawn casts sleep centered between the woman and the red goblin DC 15

Shawn sings:
"Sleep my uglies sleep and die because you hurt me so... so now to sleep you go!"

FYI I'm out of town next week Tuesday-Saturday and I'm not sure what my posting schedule will be like.

Shawn closes on the enemy.

I need to get close enough to see my act. I just know the goblins will just be so distracted with it and be focused on me me me.

Shawn double moves

Shawn moves up closer to his foes.

double move

Shawn looks at the grim faced woman and begins to ridicule her.

"If you were any uglier your reflection would be able to crack water."

Shawn is using the antagonize feat Diplomacy: You fluster your enemy. For the next minute, the target takes a –2 penalty on all attacks rolls made against creatures other than you and has a 10% spell failure chance on all spells that do not target you or that have you within their area of effect.
DC is: 10 + the target’s Hit Dice + the target’s Wisdom modifier

Diplomacy Antagonize: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 22

"I Shall not miss again!" Shawn declares

Attack: 1d20 ⇒ 10 Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6

"...maybe..."

Shawn drops his sling and draws his rapier then stabs at the purple goblin in front of him.

attack: 1d20 ⇒ 1 damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

Shawn seeing that the blue goblin getting clobbered in his peripheral vision loads a bullet into his sling and attacks the purple goblin basing Ed.

Sling: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21 Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

Shawn seeing the incoming goblins Shawn sheaths his rapier and draws out his sling and loads it with a stone.

"I'll show those goblins I have the stones to fight them."

Shawn then chuckles at his own pun.

move action to sheath and one to draw, turn over.

Shawn watching the enemies fall stops his general mockery and instead focuses on the single goblin left readying himself for possible combat.

"Now this will make a great story for later."

Shawn ends his bardic performance as and readies at action to attack an enemy if it comes close enough to threaten

Shawn looking at the foolish goblins begins to taunt them.

"You all look like the dogs dancing and panting like that" For effect Shawn begins to pantomime to ensure the goblins get the message.

Shawn begins his bardic performance satire all the enemies that can hear him take -1 to attack and damage rolls (minimum 1), and -1 to saves against fear and charm effects

Shawn considers Maysm's answer to his question.

Well that's one vote for the chicken, lets see that makes 41 for the chicken came first and 39 for the egg came first. I just don't think I can draw a conclusion without more data or a sound source of authority.

Shawn concedes.
"Ok we probably should watch from here."

Perception: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (6) - 1 = 5

Shawn speaks up,

"Perhaps we should all go ask him a question the floor seems open to us, I know I've desperately always wanted to know 'Which came first the chicken or the egg?'"

"So how about it?"

"Wow these stage effects are amazing!"

I wonder if I can add this stuff to my act

Shawn excited at the prospect of the show takes his seat next to the others.

Oh this will be fun

Shawn wanders into the stadium looking for the group described to him by the mysterious Osprey fellow.

At a time of scanning the crowd Shawn spot the party. Though he's come in on the ship with them just a little while ago he wasn't certain he'd found the right group in the crowd.

I sure hope that's the group in question or this may get awkward fast. But don't worry old boy remember that time you actually were right about the affair the king was having, that was awkward and all you did was make'em laugh.

Shawn in purple and yellow garb stands out from the crowd as his approaches the party.

"Hey I think I'm with you. I'm fairly certain we arrived at port at the same time but the boat ride made me very sick and up until now I've been standing over a bucket waiting for my constitution to catch up to me.

"Shawn's the name, being a charming sincere, entertainer is my trade. How do you all do?"

Character Name: Shawn the Fool
PFS Number: 217067-2
Faction: Grand Lodge
Day Job: Fool
Initiative: +6
Perception Mod: -1

Shawn a colorful fellow of wanders into the lodge.

"Knock Knock I'm here!" he proclaims. Looks around for a response. Then, Get it? I'm a fool wanting to wander on an adventure!"
Amused with himself Shawn laughs for minute, then slips over for a drink.