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Sigh...

Sebastian's Ghost wrote:

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Sebastian's Ghost wrote:

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

Just to be clear, Universe, I would be happy to take a TT faculty position in Kansas. Very happy.

Sellout.

Poser.

Wannabe.

Pfft. More like "better than in every way".

You're the Budweiser of Sebastian clones.

You're jealousy is most unbecoming. Not all of us can be acknowledged by the man himself. If you like, I could pretend to pity you.

Pity away, you pale imitation. We all know deep down that you're a bleeding heart crybaby anyways. Go cry to your mama!

Callous Jack wrote:

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Sebastian's Ghost wrote:

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

Just to be clear, Universe, I would be happy to take a TT faculty position in Kansas. Very happy.

Sellout.

Poser.

Wannabe.

Pfft. More like "better than in every way".

You're the Budweiser of Sebastian clones.

Just to be clear, Universe, I would be happy to take a TT faculty position in Kansas. Very happy.

Sellout.

Sebastian's Ghost wrote:

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Sebastian's Ghost wrote:

Did someone call for me?

Poser!

Sebastian's alive, so you obviously can't be his ghost.

I, on the otherhand, am the far superior and extremely perfect clone of Sebastian. Accept no substitutes.

I'm the ghost of his conscience. I died a horrible death when he passed the bar (after cheating).

HA! Now I know you're just a poser. Everyone knows that Sebastian NEVER had a conscience to begin with.

It is all true. It says so the interwebs so therefore by law, it's full of truthy goodness.

Sebastian's Ghost wrote:

Did someone call for me?

Poser!

Sebastian's alive, so you obviously can't be his ghost.

I, on the otherhand, am the far superior and extremely perfect clone of Sebastian. Accept no substitutes.

I'm the ghost of his conscience. I died a horrible death when he passed the bar (after cheating).

Aberzombie wrote:

Bitter Thorn wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

I took Leadership? I have a COHORT??! This is AWESOME!!!

Are you sure? I mean, it IS Gark.......

He seems like a nice kid to me.

Clearly, sir, you are feverish and in need of medication and a foot massage from Sebastian.

Umm I don't want to be medicated and massaged by Sebastian!

I NEED AN ADULT!!

I NEED AN ADULT!!

;)

Did someone call for me?

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Hey, E7...

Check THESE out...

X_x

Is it possible that that photo turned me even gayer?

I think it did that to all of us.

+1

"A lady that fine you gotta romance first."

If you want to ask "why does this thing suck because I hate it so much", post it to your blog.

You're lucky I don't know how to blog otherwise I would take you up on that and complain about everything!

bOoooOOOOooooo!

Inconceivable!

This is me creating a new thread!

I'm underwhelmed.

I heard from reliable ources that it's more like a pair of acorns.

I like nuts.

Plus I imagine I couldn't afford you :-)

No, you couldn't but I like to give false hope around Christmas.

Pay me to sue Paizo to get rid of it.

I could use some brains!

...but I didn't want to spend eternity sleeping.

I could arrange that, you sorry excuse for courtroom furniture.

Sebastian's Ghost wrote:

This thread is only big enough for one pompous windbag, move along you!

It's kind of difficlut to "move along" when you are an all-encompassing, universe-spanning, superior being. I guess you find it easier to do.

*sputter*

But I like it. It's very amusing.

This thread is only big enough for one pompous windbag, move along you!

I hate this thread.

Sebastian's Ghost wrote:

Now, now, let's not resort to violence when we can all be friends, sing songs and give hugs to one another!

What happened to you? I thought you were a pony.

I'm actually a werepony...er, that's now undead.

Now, now, let's not resort to violence when we can all be friends, sing songs and give hugs to one another!

Please, just one hug? I'm awfully lonely after my cult was wiped out by the Jacks.

Will someone be my friend?

...

Wait, Righto. First we must hear its message, for it is the final spirit promised by the first!

The message is: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine!

I'm here too, I have to do it for my community service.
Boo.

Exactly. Just look at me. I'm so perfect, it freaks the lesser beings out.

No, I'm perfect.

Sebastian's Ghost wrote:

This one.

I don't know. It feels ... taken.

Yeah but it's full of win and slathered in awesome sauce. How can you turn it down?

This one.

Wait, everyone! That really isn't the CourtFool we're looking for! This is just yet another poodle that's been running around lately. Let's just let this poor dog go.

*Pats the poodle on the back, and steals everything of worth from it's body*

Congratulations, you now have fleas.

Sigh...I'm just a ghost now...

ooh he sounds important....which is the real one?

Me.

I'll show you where you can put that comb you pansey ass little girl. I may be reduced to running around with a violet colored mane that smells like lilacs, but I'm still a more worthy bearer of the name "Sebastian" than a sissy talking, hippy loving, fru-fru wearing son of a Barney like you.

I think someone's grumpy today because he didn't get a hug and a cookie. If you're really good, later on I'll show you my stamp collection.

FEAR THE PONY YOU IMPOSTERS! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE SEBASTIAN.

Can I comb your hair?

Sebastian wrote:

Thank you from the bottom of my warm, fuzzy heart....

Proof that you are a false idol. Everyone is very much aware that I do not have a heart, let alone one that is "warm" and/or "fuzzy".

Are you still coming over later so we can watch Oprah together?

Let us strike then, my brothers of the Sebastian cult. Death to all poodles.

Oh I couldn't hurt a poodle. I love poodles, they're so cutesy-wutesy! Don't you just want to hug them all day?

How DARE you ever, ever, claim that movie is not the worst piece of ass-suck that ever existed, much less make such a claim under my name.

The following is an entirely original thought regarding my revenge, and not something I stole entirely from an episode of American Dad:

Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made. For years my conduct has been largely benign. And yet, without provocation, you have severed our détente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flames of a thousand suns. You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. For, go now, go, and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it, the looming sword of Damocles will crash down upon you, cleaving you in twain and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life, you will regret the day you crossed the WRONG PAIZOIAN!!

I would like to take a moment away from creating my Fifth Element fan page to say how much it means to me to see all of you create an alias to make me feel welcome. Thank you from the bottom of my warm, fuzzy heart, especially to the poster quoted above, he's so silly and funny.

I would like to formally surrender to Courtfool, he is right, I do not have the cahones to run with the big dogs. Since that unpleasantness is over, would anyone want to come to my place for some lemonade and chocolate-chip cookies?

You wanna touch my monkey?

Yes, please.

Anybody want to go watch and enjoy The Fifth Element?
I love that movie.

You know, as I sit here watching Matlock reruns to brush up on my cross-examination skills, I just want to express my deep feelings of love and appreciation for all you guys.
Thanks for the lols.

Can I have a hug?

Guys, hold on. I was sitting here working on my butterfly collection, listening to some really good John Tesh music, when something hit me. I love these boards.
No, not just that, I love everyone that posts on these boards. You complete me. I can be a jackass some times and stick my foot in my mouth and I don't want to ruin a good thing. So please, if I ever said anything mean to you or put down anything you said, I didn't mean it. I'm really a swell guy if you get to know me. And if I ever meet any of you, you've got a big hug coming your way.
Thanks for listening, we're all winners here.