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I honestly don't know why everyone's so focused on the movespeed thing. Poor editing and wording of abilities is the least of the reasons why the archetype doesn't work.

I may be going out on a limb here but I think some people find being an unmoving undefined blob of protoplasm for 23 hours a day un-attractive.

All hail fat asma

It must be terrible to go through life being unable to take an interest in the vast majority of fictional characters, everyone in the news, everyone in history, everyone you meet, all just a bunch of tedious humans...

What this guy said. ^^^

#Drama

Wonderful, this went well.

Definitely

So I exist now. That just wonderful.